Another one of Harolds stories...

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Harold: "Spare change old friend, old pal? Can you help a poor mutant down on luck *hurl, hurl*. I really deserve some, cuz I survived my visit to the Military Base and the Deathclaw."

Traveler: "How bout 2 box? BOX!"

Harold: "HURRAY! I WON THE LOTTERY! Uh-oh, there goes my arm again."

Traveler: "Whatever, I wanted to know your story. STORY! STORY!"

Harold: "Ya wanna know one of my untold stories? I always have one ready to tell."

Traveler: "Ofcourse, I didn't crawl the whole way from the Cathe- THE BONEYARD! BONEYARD! to here for nothing."

Harold: "Okay, *hurl, hurl* Hmm, I know one to tell here it goes:

Once upon a time a ghoul crawled across the road. He was run over by a car and fell of a cliff. In the car was the Chosen One, still looking for the Garden of Eden Creation Kit. When he found it and returned to his home, he found out the Enclave killed or kidnapped everyone. The Chosen One went to Arroyo and hijacked a Vertibird. He flew to the Enclave Oil Rig, assasinated the President, destroyed the mainframe, freed his villagers, defeated Frank Horrigan and blew up the oil rig. And he lived happily ever after."

Traveler: "No kiddin'? How do you know that whole story? story, STORY!"

Harold: "It really happened. Remember the ghoul at the start of the story? That was me."

Traveler: "Really? How did you survive that?"

Harold: "Didn't, got killed! HAHAHA, god I love that joke!"

Traveler: "Yeah, I can tell. Thanks for the story Harold."

Harold: "Well, thanks for letting me telling it, R.G."


THE END





Ps: this story is NOT the sequel to Fallout Starball Solid(it is at the end of page 1 of this board or on top of page 2).
 
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