Boeing 787

Lighter planes with huge wing areas at slow speeds.

Someone didn't pay attention that week in aeronautical engineering.

Alittle bit of turbulence, a strong gust of wind or an updraft... yeah.


Fuck you. You're fucked.

Or maybe this is Boeing's attempt to put an end to pilot alcoholism.

Show up to work scared shitless. Yeah, KEEP YOUR FUCKIN HAND ON THE YOKE MUTHA FUCKER! OR YOUS BES A DEAD MUTHER FUCKER! DON'T OVER COMPENSATE MOTHERFUCKER! RIDE IT IN. SMOOTHLY. DON'T OVER ACCELERATE MOTHER FUCKER OR YOUS BEEEEEEEEE DEEEEEEEEEEAD.


*This just in the BBC World News America desk, an epidemic of methamphetamine has swept the airlines but first back to the West Bank for an update on the longest genocide in history. Oh wait, it seems that we have live footage of another terrorist attack, It seems that a Boeing 787 has crashed... crashed into the white-house. Oh god. Oh the HUMANITY.

KILL THOSE FUCKING PALESTINIANS.*
 
Shit, feels like the A380 only took off yesterday. Whats this ones deal? a Eco friendly light plane or something?
 
They're going to sell them to the eco friendly Europeans and watch them kill themselves at high altitudes.
 
read it supposedly uses 20% less fuel. but 20% less than what? is that per passenger or by distance flown?
 
The important question is: Will it be suitable for brining down multi-story buildings? if not, then scrap it.
 
Starseeker said:
Hm.., plastic assembly.., is it carbon fiber nanotubes? Otherwise, is it safe?
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It's meant to last longer in the rusty high nuclear desert landscapes. Otherwise where are we going to organise our cap caches and armshouses?
 
Kahgan said:
The important question is: Will it be suitable for brining down multi-story buildings? if not, then scrap it.
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Hehe. Would be fun if they created an aircraft that would fold when running into a building.
 
SuAside said:
read it supposedly uses 20% less fuel. but 20% less than what? is that per passenger or by distance flown?
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Wooz said:
Bullshit. Unless you're talking about Ethiopian refugees stacked one onto another.
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Kahgan said:
The important question is: Will it be suitable for brining down multi-story buildings? if not, then scrap it.
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Sorrow said:
Are they good in flying into buildings?
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Starseeker said:
Hm.., plastic assembly.., is it carbon fiber nanotubes?
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Loxley said:
they created an aircraft that would fold when running into a building.
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Kahgan said:
That would definetly stop me from flying.
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Zeal said:
Im waiting for one with a pool before flying.
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This thread is compatible with the Airbus A380 thread.
 
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