Bush hides corpses of green aliens at Zone-51 base

[welsh]

Yes, it's another Pravada special.

More myths about Area-51.

(By the way, has anyone played the game?)

And all this time we've been thinking W is a space alien (or the antichrist).

George W. Bush hides corpses of green aliens at Zone-51 base, Nevada

Every new elected president of the United States is shown to a so-called "green room," where the head of state takes a look at aliens' frozen bodies. When Russian President Vladimir Putin visited the USA, George W. Bush did not invite Putin to visit any "green rooms" to see the bodies alien creatures.

Of course they do. This is Majestic at work. Trying to keep the space alien conspiracy silent and thus denying the fact that the highest levels of government have been hijacked by space aliens who trade alien technology for hot chicks with silicone implants.

But Bush not showing Putin his little green guys- that was just rude!

Zone-51 is a mysterious and secret US base located 130 kilometers off Las Vegas, Nevada. The green room is believed to be situated in this very army base. The room supposedly contains not only alien remnants, but fragments of an alien spaceship, which crashed in 1947.

130 miles from Vegas and a strange green room sounds like an advertisement for a whorehouse.

No strangers are allowed to visit the base, whereas military men are strictly forbidden to expose any stories about the secret life behind the walls of Zone-51. Satellite photographs show a huge runway across the territory of the army base; large circles can be seen on the pictures too. Ufologists believe that the activity of Zone-51 is directly connected with extraterrestrial civilizations.

Ball-shaped, triangle and disk-like UFOs have been spotted in the area of the base on numerous occasions. There is photographic and video evidence to prove such observations.

Good thing the Russkies were capable of shooting down some of those alien space craft.

George W. Bush ordered to withdraw Zone 51 from the jurisdiction of the State of Nevada three years ago. The base currently subordinates to the Pentagon and the US administration. It is noteworthy that civil planes were forbidden to fly above the territory of the base ten years ago. Zone-51 has been attracting attention of the world for 30 years already. The US government has never released any statement about the base and the rumors, which have been surrounding the mysterious military object for decades now.

This is actually where they clone silicone breasted chicks for the aliens to do their tentacle finest on.

Travel agencies in the meantime organize excursions to the outskirts of the base. "The truth is out there." The fans of this motto gather near the area of Zone-51 every year on May 30th. Enthusiasts discuss the plot of the government on highway 375, which is known as the "Alien Highway," outside the secret zone.

These guys must have taken a hit after the X-files ended.

Residents of two neighboring towns, Rachel and Alamo, could sense the ground shaking underneath their feet in the summer of 1986. The locals could witness the weird phenomenon every Thursday, at 7 a.m. The people could also hear strange noises from the side of the secret zone. Everything was put to order when the people threatened to sue the military men.

Wait, the ground shaking under their feet? Wasan't that Tremors?

 

[Pajari]

That's hilarious, bus sadly typical. Pravda.ru is about as truthful and unbiased as it's magazine forerunner.

 

[Wooz]

Jesus, can't you Yanks find a better spot to test the spy-plane prototypes?

 

[Elissar]

Nope, Groom Lake AFB, Groom Lake Nevada, has been the uber sekret spyplane testing ground for airplanes since the 50's, and as long as no one knows for shure that it reallly does exist, we see no reason to move... besides, the aliens like it out there.

 

[[Rusty Chopper]]

But Bush not showing Putin his little green guys- that was just rude!

I say, Bush was damn right. Putin does not deserve such an honour.

Good thing the Russkies were capable of shooting down some of those alien space craft.

Tough gyus these Russkies are! What hi-tech weapon did they use to do that? A laser cannon? UFOs move at tremendous speed, don't forget that. So it's just impossible to do them any harm with present-day "toys".

 

[MSD]

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Tough gyus these Russkies are! What hi-tech weapon did they use to do that?.

It is called "unguided Sucker Missile",(based on the ancient Siberian weapon), and it is a small nuclear missile tied to the helium balloon with a note"dear hostile aliens please be so kind to hit this missile as hard as you can with your hi-tech ship, for we could collect your burning pieces for further experiments"
Looks like it works -)

 

[WarMonger]

]Tough gyus these Russkies are! What hi-tech weapon did they use to do that?

Tesla's Death Ray... from what i understand, the russians stole the plans shortly after Tesla's death

 

[Hellion]

Of course not. Everybody knows they did it using their Cosmos Interceptors!

 

[[Rusty Chopper]]

Hell! If it is true, we the Russkies rock! But the information seems most unrealistic, even paranoid, I should say.

MSD, imagine what would have happened, if such a balloon reached the open space?

WarMonger, wasn't it Tesla's Death Ray that struck Tunguska in 1908 (the so-called Tungus metheorite)?