Condom of the future is here!

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Urban Needles

First time out of the vault
Well more like in production. Watch the video for this spray on latex condom and voice your opinion.

http://www.toxicjunction.com/get.asp?i=V1295


Personally, I had never had a problem with a condom not fitting well. Except for those free cheap ones you can get a clinic but who knows maybe this should be more comfortable. I'm more interested to know if this will improve sensation or not.
 
Why are German's always having problems with rubbers being too small? You don't exactly have to be hung like a moose to fill these things out enough it won't slip off....

I remember a couple years ago it was German men having problems with condoms being too big according to some wacky news poll thing.
 
Condoms fit just right in me. I'd never use this spray thing, it seems kind of disgusting and inappropriate to spray something over your penis.

"Wait a moment hun. *SPSHHHHHHH* Now..."
 
I'd imagine you'd have to be shaved like a baby, otherwise in addition to some 'safe sex' you'd also get a nice masochistic waxing afterwards... 1...2...3... :shock: :shock:
 
Hah, from the germans. First we invent the computer, now spray condoms. Great.
 
x'il said:
I'd imagine you'd have to be shaved like a baby, otherwise in addition to some 'safe sex' you'd also get a nice masochistic waxing afterwards... 1...2...3... :shock: :shock:
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Hadn't even thought of that.

Rather problematic indeed.
 
Condoms fit just right in me.
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Oookay...

But seriously, look at the guys face... he's been playing too much by himself... with himself...

There is nothing wrong with the condoms today... also, the machine to spray it on your dick doesn't fit in your back pocket.
 
err if i remember right it was the french in the 1800s that first invented the computer, a machine that could do basic math and was hand cranked or something.
 
err if i remember right it was the french in the 1800s that first invented the computer, a machine that could do basic math and was hand cranked or something.
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You mean the Babbage machine? Made by Charles Babbage, the Englishman?
 
yes, see it was the english who made the first one

not the germans

pwnt

oh, and before the 40s or 50s, "computer" was a job title for people who did trajectory math for like artillery shells and other bombardments.

my grandfathers best friend on my dads side was one of them for the army.
 
If I recall correctly, there was a copper computer thingy found in a wreck in Loch Ness that apparently pre-dates Konrad Zuse's model.

I've been googling for it for about half an hour but can't find it again.

Much like the Baghdad Battery, if you know what that is.
 
zeuse was the first incarnation of the "modern" computer

but it was not the first computer :P

the term computer was referring to a person who did maths

a machine that does the same thing was called a computer as well.

babbage machine was the first "computer" but not a computer by the modern definition.

the term computer was not created in the 1900s. it was in use long before that.

and those earlier "computers" that like tracked astrological mechanisims would better be called automatons rather than computers. or primitive robots.
 
Technically speaking, the first computer predates about 3000BC.

Its called the Abacus and is a analogue computer.
 
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