[font size=1" color="#FF0000]LAST EDITED ON Aug-26-01 AT 04:32AM (GMT)[p]I have a hypothesis: after "President" Bush declared he would pull out of the ABM treaty, a nuclear war erupted, and everywhere in the world was nuked except your general area and mine were nuked. It all happened so fast no one noticed. The only reason we haven't noticed is automated technology, out of range of electromagnetic pulses, is still maintaining out water, power, and cable. In a few days, it'll all shut down. Then, in a few more days, the fallout will reach us, and everyone left will die. I have proof: I was FedExing a bunch of stuff today, and the local computer system had lost its connection with the national network. I suggest you get to a shelter, or house with a lot of lead paint. Stay there a few years. Then emerge, and the Planet Earth, with a new Fallout-style look, will be ours! You go to Italy and get us some Ferraris & Armani suits, I'll go to Moscow and get some good Vodka and/or raid a mothball yard, then meet me in New York and let's party!
"Wouldn't It Be Nice If Everyone Would Just Die?"
p.s. hey... everyone DID just die... this IS pretty nice!