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Kitten causes havoc on Belgian plane

A Belgian airline had to make an emergency landing after an aggressive kitten got into the cockpit.

The SN Brussels Airlines plane was on its way from the Belgian capital to Vienna when the kitten got out of its box in the cabin.

It had been taken on board by its female owner and got out of the box when a child wanted to stroke it.

Passengers on board the flight tried to catch the cat, but failed to alert cabin crew who were busy preparing meals in the kitchen.

When a stewardess brought meals to the cockpit, the kitten ran in and became aggressive when the co-pilot tried to catch it.

As a result, the captain decided to land the plane in Zaventem. SN Brussels Airlines said they're investigating the incident.
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A kitten? What´s it gonna do, scratch you?? :P What a bunch of pussies . . Snap its neck I say, don´t land the damn aircraft!
 
Yes, The Belgish arnt really all that bright.

Edit: Are the belgish planning to try the kitten as a terrorist? If not the US will claim that belgium is harboring terrorists, we'll plant some wmd's and roll our troops in... I've always wanted to visit europe.
 
Hoorah! Revisit Europe, save some ass again, then hump that ass, then bitch and moan when they don't like the action.
 
Elissar said:
Yes, The Belgish arnt really all that bright.

Edit: Are the belgish planning to try the kitten as a terrorist? If not the US will claim that belgium is harboring terrorists, we'll plant some wmd's and roll our troops in... I've always wanted to visit europe.
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try the kitten as a terrorist ? nope

why land ? because the tray of food landed onto the console of the pilot when the cat tipped it over (or the pilot, or stewardess dropped it because of the cat, thats not exactly clear). he did not wanna take any chances of having a short ciruit later on so he turned back and landed asap

plant some WMD's ? too late for that dude, the only real WMD's we've got are nuclear ones in Kleinen Brogel, which are in fact US missiles to protect us from evil russia... (we'll use them against you if you invade, so bugger off)
 
SuAside said:
(we'll use them against you if you invade, so bugger off)
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You and I both are well aware of the fact that any country, in which a kitten is capable of taking over a jet and forcing it to land, no person in said countrycould figure out HOW to launch ze missiles.
 
might i remind you that we make pretty damn sweet weapons overhere? which your army uses btw elissar...

so yeah we would be able to figure it out eventually i think. anyway, your soldiers wouldnt stick around for long, we put mayonaise on our fries...
 
Well, its not about Belgium, but its close enough

A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, the French captured an English major. Taking the major to their headquarters, the French general began to question him.

The French general asked, "Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?"

The major informed the general that the reason English officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot, the blood won't show and the men they are leading won't panic.

And that is why from that day to now all French Army officers wear brown pants.
 
Sovz said:
Well, its not about Belgium, but its close enough

A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, the French captured an English major. Taking the major to their headquarters, the French general began to question him.

The French general asked, "Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?"

The major informed the general that the reason English officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot, the blood won't show and the men they are leading won't panic.

And that is why from that day to now all French Army officers wear brown pants.
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Actually, French soldiers wore alizarine red pants until WW1.
 
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