DOA the movie!

Wow, what utter crap.

Not like I was expecting something even worth paying attention to.. We all where the movie industry is headed.. :roll:
 
No no no no no no no no. Goddamnit no.
This has got to be the worst thing I to movies that has ever come to pass.
This is gonna make Charlie's Angels look like The Godfather.
Terrible terribe terrible.
 
I_eat_supermutants said:
No no no no no no no no. Goddamnit no.
This has got to be the worst thing I to movies that has ever come to pass.
This is gonna make Charlie's Angels look like The Godfather.
Terrible terribe terrible.
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Believe me, this is still the body of the iceberg we're looking at. If you adjust your view just a slight bit upward in the next - oh say decade or so - once you see the tip of the iceberg, you'll want to gouge your own eyes out. :)
 
Heh, next they will make an Oblivion movie. It will go for 7-8 hours, but all you will do is walk from the Imperial City sewers, after killing 3000 rats/crabs/goblins and then bumble your way to the Imperial City, lose a few bouts in the arena, then go on a killing spree.

Expect multiple movies.
 
I've seen it. It was utter, utter trash. Which made it fun to watch, really.
 
I hate these movies that are porn-but-not-porn.
If I want porn, I'll watch porn damnit! Now, where's my porn..
 
This is the only movie in the world i'd consider crappier than Mortal Kombat II. Not by a lot, but this alone says something about it..
 
Madbringer said:
This is the only movie in the world i'd consider crappier than Mortal Kombat II. Not by a lot, but this alone says something about it..
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Dont you mean Street FIghter, because MK2 movie wasnt that bad, it had nice fighting sceens. As for DOA how to put it, wasnt quite what I expected. :?
 
Oh god, no... Mortal Kombat II sucked assballs. But I really liked the first one, when I got it for my 12th birthday. Actually, I got two copies of it, because all my friends were as excited as I was about it.

It was so cool.

DOA... Well, seems like awful, stinking pile of shit. Not planning to see it, because there's a lot of way more interesting movies running at the moment or near future. I think I might would've liked DOA movie if I had seen it when I was twelwe...
 
Well there is no way I could sit and watch it without throwing up.
I mean, all origianality is dead when it comes to movies. Suddenly, critics love sequels and braindead morons actually watch movies like "Ghost Rider" or "Pirates of the Carribean 2 and 3" and call it good. Idiots I say. Pure luneacy.
 
The only good movie I have seen recently - or perhaps in the last few years was :

Pan's Labyrinth.

I mean, it was the ONLY good movie that has ever been created with shit being the cream of the crop now apparently, and it wasn't even written in the U.S, it was a Mexican play - I believe.

If any of you haven't seen it yet, you should. I was crying at the end because of the movie itself (beautiful ending) - and because I knew this would be one of the only times that I'd get any intellectual stimulation out of a movie for the year, or next few years. The friends that I went with to go see the movie (I didn't want to go completely alone) walked out of the theather with a blank gaze on their face, and were like "Huh? What was the movie about? We should have watched Pirates of the Carribean." :roll:
 
I agree with Vault 69'er...

Uwe Boll will also release 2 game movies this year (Postal and ah i forgot the name...).
Hitman is being done, als Farcry as far as i know. Halo is or was in production and a lot of game company are speaking with different movie companys about making movies of their games as far as i know...
So yep, it's just another hint to the big iceberg that's slowly hitting the ship... But it seems as if this is a exspecially ugly part of the iceberg.
 
Just wait till Bethesda sells the rights for a Fallout movie to Uwe Balls.
Brr.
 
Yes, you're right, my bad. :D
Though you have to admit that with all the crappy movies coming out each season we can assume the worst.
 
I've seen this movie, and since Sarah Carter is in it, it doesn't suck nearly as much as it would if she weren't. Sarah Carter is a godess.
 
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