Driv3r - a story of lies and corruption

Ratty Sr.

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Know Driv3r? Yeah, that's the mucho expensive and utterly shitty console driving game that Atari released couple of weeks ago. Well, anyway, reviews of the gold version contained nothing but praises for Atari's ambitious action game. Game was given tremendously high grades, which were then printed on the box as game reached the store shelves.

However, it would seem those grades were "slightly" exaggerated. Namely, reviews of the final, out-of-the-box version revealed that Driv3r is a short, buggy, half-assed and boring game, worth maybe 10% of its outrageous price. Simply put, Reflections' efforts and the budget of tens of millions of dollars resulted in an utter trainwreck of a game that barely scored more than 50% in vast majority of the reviews.

Naturally, one must ask himself, what the hell were those few select magazines (X-Box World and PS2 magazine, to be exact) that received the exclusive gold version thinking when they gave it unbelieveably high grades, when the final game obviously sucks major donkey balls? Don't these ridiculously good reviews that have no basis in reality indicate something sinister concerning relations between Atari and these, supposedly honest and respectable, magazines? Such as - oh, I don't know - bribery?

Yep, the answer is not only blatantly obvious, but also 100% correct. Atari's PR department gave XBW and PS2M exclusive versions of Driv3r under one condition: the game must score at least 9/10. Such a move on Atari's part is understandable - the company which is sinking deeper and deeper into an abyss of financial trouble put everything on stake with Driv3r and simply couldn't afford their high-budget title to flop. Thus they sent exclusive copies of the game to two prominent video gaming magazines in exchange for a grade high enough to be proudly printed on Driv3r's box. An understandable, and financially justifiable move, though it strays far and wide from morally acceptable business practices.

What is completely unjustifiable is the fact that XBW and PS2M accepted their offer and printed their ultra-positive reviews of Driv3r without any qualms or second thoughts, even after it became plainly obvious what utter mess the game was. They willingly cheated their readers and betrayed all principles of responsible and unbiased journalism, all in an effort to gain that small, precious advantage on the fiercely competitive gaming press market. Though both magazines are denying all claims of bribery with ferocity of rabid wolves, the word is out and scandal is inevitable. The damage done to reputation and credibility of these magazines is irreparable, and rightfully so. This scandal is indicative of a much larger problem, namely the happy marriage that exists between powerful corporations and privately owned media, and both sides must know that public won't stand for such an immoral conjugation of two corporate blocks.

And what of Atari? On the short term, their strategy produced the desired result. Driv3r shipped 2.5 million copies world wide, and is likely to ship many more. But lately sales of the game have been in rapid decline, since word got out on what crap the game is. Unbiased reviews are pouring from everywhere, painting a different, more objective picture. If this trend keeps up, and the bribery scandal is blown to sufficient proportion, not only could Driv3r utterly flop and sell just enough to cover the production costs, but Atari's immoral practices could alienate many present or potential customers and seriously impact the company's revenues in the future. Not only that, but if the topic of buying grades from gaming magazines (and only a naive fool would believe that Atari is the only company that practices it) gets enough public attention, certain other gaming companies (cougheidoseavivendicough) might have a few fingers pointed at them. Certainly not a pleasant situation for publishers, or gaming press for that matter.

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It's nothing new. After all, most of these companies can threaten to pull advertising, which helps finance the magazine. I've been suspicious of game magazines for years, don't subscribe to any, since I don't believe any are honest enough to deserve my money. I know plenty of people who agree with me.

Seems like everyone has been burned by a faulty magazine review. When Black & White came out, it was nothing but praise in PC Gamer. I borrowed the game from a friend, and it didn't live up to the review at all. That's the reason I've never bought a copy of PC Gamer, ignoring gems like Startopia.

Not to mention that Atari is a terrible company. With the botch jobs they have made of The Temple of Elemental Evil, Gothic II, and now Driv3r; they deserve to be run out of the business.
 
I only read online reviews, and Gamespy gave it 2/5. It really is crap, but there are always fanboys who don't trust reviews and want to buy it anyway. Ugh, they even have commercials on TV.

TOEE was ok, but quite boring.
 
I usually read GameSpy, since most of their reviews seem to be quite objective, and a Croatian e-zine called Game Master, which doesn't have that many reviews, but they are all very objective, plus they review exclusively PC games, many of which are brilliant budget games that otherwise get little or no public attention. It's quite possible to find good sources of gaming information out there, you just need to know where to look. It's never a good idea to purchase games based on a single review, or based only on early reviews printed by media giants like PC Gamer.

Of course, vast majority of gamers are morons who buy the game based on fanboyism and pretty cardboard stand-ups (sorry, Jebus :lol: ). Therefore it is inevitable that heavily advertised titles and sequels to globally popular franchizes will sell big, at least initially.
 
Gamespy? Well, I guess everyone has their own tastes. I've seen at least three reviews from Gamespy where the reviewer should have been hung, drawn, and quartered for sheer stupidity. I go for IGN myself (just for PC game reviews though), not because of objectivity, but because I share similar tastes with the reviewers.

I do have a question though, does anyone know anything about the PC game magazine Computer Games? I never saw an issue, or even knew this magazine existed before last month. So, I picked up a copy, and that one issue is okay (as in, if the quality is the same throughout, I'll subscribe). Does anyone have any experience with this magazine?
 
Kotario said:
Gamespy? Well, I guess everyone has their own tastes. I've seen at least three reviews from Gamespy where the reviewer should have been hung, drawn, and quartered for sheer stupidity. I go for IGN myself (just for PC game reviews though), not because of objectivity, but because I share similar tastes with the reviewers.
It's the matter of the reviewer, really. Some reviewers show a great deal of taste - Delsyn, for example (who is also a casual Fallout fan and doesn't much like us hardcore fans, but that's another story). Others, on the other hand, are total imbeciles who value games for mindless action and t3h l337 w3p0nz. Example - Raymond Padilla (the guy who wrote a rave review of Dark Alliance 2, and has done nothing but drooled over NFS: Undeground). Meh, I doubt there's such thing as a gaming magazine that would suit me perfectly.
 
Damn guys, it just a game...

I'm not going to defend it, if you don't like it, don't effing play it. I like it, but it's only because it's been too long between GTA's.
 
That's nothing, you should have seen the reviews Daikatana got at www.pcgamereview.com when it was released. Almost everyone gave the game 1 or 2 (out of 5), but there were two or three morons who gave it 5 out of 5, fellating its alleged qualities (surprisingly, no-one else had been able to discover a faintest hint of those qualities in Daikatana...). This Driv3r thing is pretty slick when compared to the Daikatana example, which is downright absurd (8/10 vs. 5/10 is considerably more believeable than 5/5 vs 1/5...).

Hey, Dove, didn't know you was working for Atari now.
 
Ratty said:
Hey, Dove, didn't know you was working for Atari now.
I'm not. I just bought it one day (impulse buy). It's not a great game, but it's not completely crap either. I just thought it would be a little bit of a distraction until something better comes out.

Although I'm stuck on a really hard mission, and I don't think I like it as much as I did at first. So I don't know if I feel like finishing it anymore.

/edit: Yep, traded it in for DDRMax2 with pad, and GTA: Combo pack...

After playing Vice City again, Driv3r sucks.
 
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