Drive a Porsche? Looks like you ain't gettin' any tonight...

[Malky]

I found this pretty amusing:

BERLIN - BMW drivers have more sex than owners of any other cars and are much more active than Porsche drivers, a new German car magazine has found.

The German magazine “Men’s Car” found in a survey of 2,253 motorists aged 20 to 50 published in its inaugural May issue that male BMW drivers say they have sex on average 2.2 times each week while Porsche drivers have sex 1.4 times per week.

Following BMW drivers were Audi (2.1), Volkswagen (1.9), Ford (1.7) and Mercedes (1.6). Drivers of foreign car makes were also behind BMW with Italian cars (2.0), French (1.9), Japanese (1.8), Swedish (1.6) and Korean cars (1.5) trailing after.

Among women, French car drivers were top with 2.1 times per week followed by Audi (2.0), Italian (2.0), and BMW (1.9) with Porsche again at the bottom of the scale at 1.2 times per week.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4891758/

 

[Mohrg]

Is that 2.2 times a week with different people? Cause if its with the same person I could beat that with a Geo Storm....

Mohrg

 

[Big T]

Re: Drive a Porsche? Looks like you ain't gettin' any tonigh

BMW drivers have more sex than owners of any other cars

Either that or they're bigger liars.

 

[c0ldst33ltrs4u]

I saw that in a tabloid yesterday, I think that is just a bunch of brahmin dung! Porsche is much more sexy than BMW! And why did they not include Aston Martins in their little survey? "Vodka and Martini, shaken, not stirred." Now with that image one just can't go wrong, or else the world is going to the Vats.

 

[Paladin Solo]

Is that 2.2 times a week with different people? Cause if its with the same person I could beat that with a Geo Storm....

Mohrg

Hookers don't count...

Anyway, how does one go about and have sex one and a half times a week?

I know it's a percentage dumbass! Supposed to be a joke...

 

[c0ldst33ltrs4u]

The same way one can have 1.84 children.
And do you think we have that sharp an eyesight? The small font thing is really old, try to come up with something new!

 

[Paladin Solo]

Note the part, "SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE"

 

[c0ldst33ltrs4u]

I got the joke the first time, explaining it just makes it lame. And it was damn funny when I had to open up a notebook to see what you wrote. You really crack me up!

 

[Paladin Solo]

*pinches cOldst33ltrs4u's, whose name is annoying to type, ass*

 

[c0ldst33ltrs4u]

Good question ExtremeRyno! If bikers don't get any, than who does? I'm going to take the old Google out for a spin, see what's out there.

Paladin Solo: Touch my ass one more time and I'll hit yours until it looks like the Grand Canyon.

Edit: All I found were a bunch of stats about bike accidents, biker clubs, etc. By the looks of the girls in the photos I found on some of the sites I'd say bikers get some at least a 4 times a week. But that is just my guess, might be more.... Also found this interesting comment about all the other stats I found http://www.harleyrendezvous.com/whitelies.htm
Makes a lot of sense. Has it's funny bits too.

 

[ferrarimanf355]

Feh. I know that the Japanese cars were way down in the survey, but does that take into account the Skylines and Supras rolling down the Wangan, taking all challengers?

Ladies like import tuners, too.

 

[Jebus]

I seem to get laid often enough with just my bike.

All wasted money, I say!

 

[Dove]

Feh. I know that the Japanese cars were way down in the survey, but does that take into account the Skylines and Supras rolling down the Wangan, taking all challengers?

Ladies like import tuners, too.

Yeah, dirty skanks.