Due to numerous complaints:

R

Roshambo

Antediluvian as Feck
About how I admin, I will now use a form instead of making it personal.

Enjoy:


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Dear:
( ) Clueless Newbie
( ) Lamer
( ) AOLer
( ) Me too er
( ) Pervert
( ) Keyboard-chewing testosterone-spewing jock
( ) Geek
( ) Spammer
( ) Nerd
( ) Elvis
( ) Fed
( ) Troll
( ) Freak
( ) Scientologist
( ) Jack Chick wanna-be

You Are Being Flamed Because:
( ) You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
( ) You continued a long, stupid thread
( ) You started an off-topic thread
( ) You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test
( ) You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
( ) You posted something asking for warez sites
( ) You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
( ) You said "me too" to something
( ) You suck
( ) You brag about things that never happened
( ) Your sig/alias/server sucks
( ) You made up slang then used it in a message
( ) You posted a phone-sex ad
( ) I don't like your tone of voice
( ) I think you might be a fed
( ) Godwin's Law
( ) You are obviously giving yourself a first-person view of a colostomy.

To Repent, You Must:
( ) Be the PR guy for Canter & Siegel
( ) Give up your AOL account
( ) Call AOL's helpdesk and claim to be too stupid to use their service
( ) Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
( ) Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
( ) Actually post something relevant
( ) Read the FAQ
( ) Be Joe Lieberman's love slave
( ) Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
( ) Post your tests to alt.test
( ) Grab your thighs and give a firm tug to dislodge your head - hopefully
( ) Douse your genitalia in gasoline and light a match
( ) Dance a full round at your local "Blue Oyster" bar
( ) Become a mail sorter for Jack T. Chick's hate mail

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
( ) Blow me
( ) Get a life
( ) Never post again
( ) I pity your dog
( ) Go to hell
( ) Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
( ) Take your shit somewhere else
( ) Learn to post or fuck off
( ) Hi, it's been nice meeting you. Don't fuck, ever
( ) All of the above
( ) You are spared - for now
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Dennis Leary stole my song! That...asshole!
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"Robert, your time has come!"

"OOOH! Thank you, Master!"

"Don't mention it."

*Robert explodes in a shower of sparks*
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I would just like to say, in regards to rosh's post: ME TOO!

And to all the people that are guilty of the crimes listed therein: YOU ALL SUCK!

Well, that's all, I have to get back to my AOL account...

:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)


-I'm not a pessimist, I just think realistically
 
So, do WE fill the form in? ;-) NT

Ahh... once again, I've posted something under the NT symbol in order to give some satisfaction to you persistent people who click on everything. Now, would you consider this an act of stupidity simply because I wasted my time on something no one will read, or because everyone will read it after this thread gets more than 10 replies, therefore making this useless? Well, since philosophical statements from me rarely count as an reward, here's another quote:

"None of this is doing "Top Gun" any good at all, is it?" – John Lydon (a.k.a. Johnny Rotten)
 
Nope, it's for the mods to use:

However, we do have a new and improved complaint form which you can use instead.

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Please write legibly.


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Dennis Leary stole my song! That...asshole!
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"Robert, your time has come!"

"OOOH! Thank you, Master!"

"Don't mention it."

*Robert explodes in a shower of sparks*
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Nah, mate. I've seen nothing bad from you.

Lamers are complete twits that have no mental relevence and resemble having an egg beater inside their head.

A fed is a bit harder to explain. As a usenet vet of about a decade or more, it's clear for me. Something you'll need to find out on your own.


[font color=orange]
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Dennis Leary stole my song! That...asshole!
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"Robert, your time has come!"

"OOOH! Thank you, Master!"

"Don't mention it."

*Robert explodes in a shower of sparks*
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> ( ) You quoted
>an ENTIRE post in your
>reply

Isn't this what Xotor and shadowman do quite often?

"Blessed are those who break the rules."
 
>> ( ) You quoted
>>an ENTIRE post in your
>>reply
>
>Isn't this what Xotor and shadowman
>do quite often?
>
>"Blessed are those who break the
>rules."

Rather:

( ) You quoted practically all of the post in your reply, responded to nearly all the sections, and at least the reply uses a double-carriage return between the quote and the reply.

Ever get those replies where the replier doesn't use two carriage returns after the quoted text so you get a long line directly after the quote?

Nothing's wrong with quoting the entire reply if you reply to the sections. It is bad to quote the entire reply and simply put your reply at the bottom however (unless the quote is short).

-Xotor-

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