Employment opportunities- for spies

welsh

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Are you unemployment but willing to work?

Do you need a job so bad that you are willing to do anything?

Are you good at analysis, cultivating friendships with people of foreign orgin and then deceiving them? Do you enjoy deception, paranoia, yet want a job that allows you a certain patriotic feeling?

Any experience in clandestine warfare, psychological warfare, chemical/biological/nuclear agents?

Are you the kind of person that can associate with terrorists and share their extreme ideologies while secretly planning to set of a car bomb at the next anticipated meeting?

Are you interested in navigating the shadowy back alley ways of international crime and intrique?

Do you have the certain moral ambivalance and flexibility to assassinate individuals for reasons of political expediency?

If you said yes to this, than the NCS- the National Clandestine Service, may have a job for you!

CIA Spies Get a New Home Base
By Walter Pincus
The Washington Post

Friday 14 October 2005

Agency will set up the National Clandestine Service.
Intelligence officials yesterday announced establishment of a National Clandestine Service at the CIA, saying the step is necessary because of the dramatic expansion in U.S. human intelligence collection abroad since Sept. 11, 2001.

The NCS, which will be based at the CIA, will carry out that agency's espionage, taking over what has been called the Directorate of Operations, and will coordinate, though it will not actually direct, the increasing spying and covert activities conducted worldwide by the Pentagon and FBI, officials said.

"This is another positive step in building an intelligence community that is more unified, coordinated and effective," Director of National Intelligence John D. Negroponte said in a statement yesterday.

President Bush had ordered increases of 50 percent in the number of CIA case officers and analysts, and there has been similar, if not greater, growth since the late 1990s in Pentagon and FBI human intelligence collection operations, the officials noted.

That growth requires greater coordination of efforts and "has for the first time since 1947 forced us to redraw the lines," said a senior intelligence official, one of two who briefed reporters yesterday on the condition they not be identified by name. One official was from Negroponte's Office of the Director of National Intelligence, which oversees all U.S. intelligence agencies; the other was from the CIA.

Yesterday's announcement gives CIA Director Porter J. Goss another title, national humint manager, incorporating the intelligence community's shorthand for human intelligence, which refers to information collected from people rather than from technical sources such as electronic intercepts. The director of the National Clandestine Service will report to Goss, but the new agency's work will be overseen by Negroponte's staff.

One official said creating the new clandestine service office at the CIA - instead of within the DNI's office - reflects an endorsement of the agency by Bush.

John D. Rockefeller IV (W.Va.), ranking Democrat on the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence, yesterday praised the new setup.

"This decision reaffirms the agency's status as the nation's premier human intelligence organization and gives the director of the CIA the tools he needs to ensure an effective and coordinated effort across all agencies involved with human intelligence," he said.

The intelligence committee's Republican majority, however, citing the CIA's failures before Sept. 11, 2001, and the 2003 invasion of Iraq, had wanted the NCS job to be located within the DNI's office, not at the CIA.

While the new agency will be part of the CIA, national intelligence director Negroponte's deputy, Mary Margaret Graham, a former CIA operations officer, will oversee the NCS and all human intelligence collection overseas.

But the officials said Negroponte's office will not get involved in setting targets or running or approving specific covert operations. The DNI's role is "to set policy," one official said, "and [he] will not be a command chain for decisions on operations."

The DNI will set priorities for those who collect intelligence and those who analyze it, appointing "mission managers" to make certain the intelligence community is focused on what is important.

One official said the DNI's plan is to bring together collectors and analysts from all intelligence agencies concerned to work out the best way to tackle specific problems. Each agency - the CIA, the Pentagon, the FBI, the State Department Intelligence and Research Bureau and others - can contribute to such prioritizing. Then it will be up to Goss and the NCS director to coordinate the operations.

The director of NCS will supervise such coordination, but "he will not tell the FBI or DoD [Defense Department] what they can do; they will do their own operation business," one official said. The CIA station chief in foreign countries will be fully briefed on all proposed operations, and any disagreements are to be worked out primarily at the local level.

"Deconfliction," the process of making certain there is no overlapping or conflict among clandestine operators, "is best handled in the field," one of the officials said.

The director of the NCS will have two deputies, one to run CIA clandestine operations and the other to coordinate activities of other overseas operators. The second deputy will also set standards for training by all agencies involved in intelligence, including tradecraft and the vetting or validation of foreign agents or sources being recruited.

Common training, with CIA, FBI and Pentagon officers in the same classes, is already taking place, the officials said.
 
Do they hire foreigners? Because then I'm in! I've always wanted to be a Splinter Cell agent!


PS

Is the pay good?
 
Somehow is see this agency being used more in service of gaining unfair economical advantages for the US, rather than protecting it from terrorism...


I'd apply anyway.
 
Hell dog, I won't even give you the honor of shooting you. I'll neck choke you from behind, from the shadows. Nobody will ever know, because I'll hide your body in a dark place, and guards can't see in dark places. They won't be able to see my luminescent green goggles, either.
 
Even if they do see you, they will go into an easily avoidable search pattern, and forget about your existence after a minute or two.

CIA agents tend to take themselves a tad too seriously, especially when they are doing something silly. As in conducting meetings on exterior tables of a Roy Rogers table in full suits with a black car parked nearby. Or having secret offices in office buildings with "Office Building" as the building's sign (I hope they have fixed that).

You see interesting things if you keep your eyes open near Washington.
 
Does the article say anything about how much they are willing to pay for information?
 
Most people on this forum would fit right in, because elite secret agents are mostly plump, bald, plain-looking men with thick glasses (as portrayed by John le Carré). Then again, they are also intelligent, educated and crafty, which might pose a problem for those of you who lack those qualities.
 
Well, obviously someone has to do the physical dirty work. I fit in just fine there, IMO.
 
Kotario said:
Even if they do see you, they will go into an easily avoidable search pattern, and forget about your existence after a minute or two.

CIA agents tend to take themselves a tad too seriously, especially when they are doing something silly. As in conducting meetings on exterior tables of a Roy Rogers table in full suits with a black car parked nearby. Or having secret offices in office buildings with "Office Building" as the building's sign (I hope they have fixed that).

You see interesting things if you keep your eyes open near Washington.

An interesting insight Kotario. I found FBI guys to be generally two extreme in their notions of "good guys v. bad guys" and that notion of moral extremism potentially problematic.

CIA guys, yes- I find that true too. They take themselves too serious. Retired intelligence guys can be a lot of fun to talk to.
 
welsh said:
CIA guys, yes- I find that true too. They take themselves too serious. Retired intelligence guys can be a lot of fun to talk to.

That's because of all the hype. And I guess retired ones have seen a lot, what with the cold war and all.
 
Secret agent, yikes..it sounds so romantic yet its probably so bad, Private eye's life sounded romantic too, but you only need to see china town with jack nichalson to get the picture...
 
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