Ever Tried This?

Mikael Grizzly said:
http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=44348

This is better. "OMG! Hidden texts about Jesus in a book that was written years after Jesus died, not on the spot!" O-kay, criminal stories I've read lately also had the same way of storytelling...

That is ridiculous.

"Ladies and Gentlemen! Boys and Girls! Buy this new Bible, with action packed gun fights of the 30th century to win yourself a holy crucifix!! But don't delay we only have one you see. The one Jesus was sacrificed upon!! Who wouldn't want to give up a chance of this prize? Buy now and win yourself of complimentary steak knives!"

How can they add more to the Bible?

Urgh.
 
This is such a fucking joke. This guy once challenged that the day people find prophecies of the Kennedy assisnation in Moby Dick using his method is the day he'll hang up his hat.

Guess what? Plenty of people have.

His method is taking ever 8th letter, or every 13th, or whatever, then combining them to see if any vaguely meaningful phrases pop up.

These religious nuts are constantly being proved wrong in debates, having their illogical statements thrown in their faces, or having their methods shown to be ridiculous, yet a week later there they are talking to a new group of people with their theory that they admitted was proved wrong.

These people? They hate knowledge, pure and simple. Opinion is so much better - opinion is always right, as long as you leave the facts out of the equation.
 
God couldn't have written such a boring and shitty book. If you read God's book you'd be like, "God damn this a good book!" then your head would explode
 
a shame he didn't succeed. It would have solved a lot of religious disputes.
 
HEY I GOT AN IDEA.... ILL MAKE A DVD BIBLE AND I CAN SAY THAT GOD MADE IT... OR MAYBE A VHS CASETTE...

RELIGIONS ARE JUST ANOTHER WAY TO STEAL MONEY FROM PEOPLE... SO MY IDEA IS GOOD...
 
Allright, who has been feeding retard sandwiches to the newbies while I was away?
 
Wooz said:
Allright, who has been feeding retard sandwiches to the newbies while I was away?

Um er :look:

It was him ------------------>

*Runs away into the distance*


Anyways, what was the point of Sebastian's thread? I lost it at "HEY LOLZORS!11!One!THREE!!!1
 
Wait... did the article say they transliterated the Hebrew text to Latin and ADDED vowels?

And then they took every Nth glyph (increasing the value of N whenever a result prove unsatisfactory) and checked whether they could create words by adding spaces?

What language was the result in? Hebrew? Can't be, because the Hebrew script lacked vowels and the result doesn't.

Did he take into account that any word can have a number of completely unrelated meanings and thus the chances of finding "coherent" messages are better than you'd expect? What about metaphorical language? Any IPUs?

That technique is about as unscientific as it gets. Apparently he lacked proper knowledge of BOTH probability AND linguistics.

Lemme guess... this guy would also believe that the Discordian number cypher is an efficient two-way encryption, eh?

"Converted himself" my ass. He didn't find God, he was only incredibly gullible and stubborn. Only proves that even scientists don't neccessarily adhere to the scientific method.
 
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