*Ahem*
Since no one else has come up with a plan, here's mine: First off, we hire out-of-work junkies/slackers/street artists to go on every single message board and hint at NMA being the best board since pre-sliced mayonnaise. They could all make claims of having found a secret forum where the spam is freely distributed by the dozen and no one gets busted!!! Then they'll all come around and register. When they ask, "Where's the spam board?”, we'll say, "Why your looking at it, punk!!! We closed it down an hour ago!" When they try to leave, we'll threaten to tell all of the internet that they're avid rubber band collecters!!! That’ll keep’em posting!
HappySuitcase Man
Without a Mott (the Hopple) since 1903"