First Half-Life 3 image leaked!!

[Role-Player]

Check out those polygons!

 

[Per]

I'll say! Looks uncannily like a photo!

 

[Dove]

WoW!!!11!

Look at those particle effects.

 

[deadlus]

So many polys, can't count them all! Shadows are still shit though.

 

[SuAside]

and the lightning is entirely overdone!!!!1!!!one!!eleven!!111!

 

[Ratty Sr.]

Meh, Doom 3 still looks better.

 

[Jebus]

Dude, that's nothing. You should see the BETA screens of Doom 4:

The monsters look scary as hell.

 

[Ratty Sr.]

Isn't that you?

 

[Jebus]

What? Fuck no. I don't look nearly as gay as that.

 

[Colt]

Damnit! They changed the crowbar so it's crappy looking now.


Oddly enough I have a crowbar that looks exactly like the one from Half-Life but just black and I'm about to take it to this fucking monitor if it doesnt' stop screwing up! ARGH!

 

[Big T]

Isn't that you?

What? Fuck no. I don't look nearly as gay as that.

That's Gus isn't it?

Jebus is far more gay-looking than that.

 

[Dove]

Yeah it's Gus.

And Jebus not only looks far more gay.

 

[Ratty Sr.]

I'm wondering why so many people on this forum look and act gay. That's not normal. Neither is it normal for us to have so many army people. I wonder if the two are correlated.

...

Holy shit! Holy shit! That Verizon ad! It's just like Wooz's old avatar! Same style! Same colors! Wooz, you backstabbing capitalist traitor! You sold your soul to a corporate giant and prostituted your art in manner of a true dissembling Pole! TO LUBYANKA WITH YOU!

 

[Big T]

I'm wondering why so many people on this forum look and act gay. That's not normal.

Ratty, it's the internet.

Holy shit! Holy shit! That Verizon ad! It's just like Wooz's old avatar! Same style! Same colors! Wooz, you backstabbing capitalist traitor! You sold your soul to a corporate giant and prostituted your art in manner of a true dissembling Pole! TO LUBYANKA WITH YOU!

I have no fucking idea what you are talking about. I've not seen an advert at NMA for a long while.

 

[Ratty Sr.]

Very well smartass, I will install the damn plugin.

 

[Colt]

Glad to see someone else on here knows what's good. 8)

 

[Big T]

Yay!

I made the world a slightly better place!


A lower amount of rodent whining!
Now, I just have to deal with Ozzy...

 

[Dove]

What you don't like "Crazy Train"?

 

[Big T]

What you don't like "Crazy Train"?

Never heard the song (as far as I know) but I cannot stand Mr Osbourne).

I was, of course, talking about Ozrat.

 

[Jebus]

I hate it when things blow up in my face.