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why is this game cool?
well? someone told me to write this so i can learn more about this game.
well? someone told me to write this so i can learn more about this game.
Hell Patrol
It Wandered In From the Wastes
People buy this game to stare at wrinkly ladies who yell "He
[font size=1" color="#FF0000]LAST EDITED ON Nov-13-00 AT 06:57AM (GMT)[p]It is not a "game," saving the world is very serious business, mind you.
As for your punishment, I shall sing to you :
Yeahhhhh yeahhh yeahhh yeahhhh (yeahh)
Once upon a time
In a school in outer space
There was a class of misfit kids
From all around the place
They snuck aboard a mystery ship
And soon slipped through a spacial rip
And now they're stuck on a long strange trip
Harlan Band leaps before he looks
Commander Goddard does not go by the books
Radu tries to get along
Thelma functions mostly wrong
Bova's cloudy, Rosie's sunny
Davenport is not too funny
Catalina's best friend Suzee, isn't there
They're Spaaaaaaaaace Casesss!!!
- Hell Patrol -
Hell_Patrol@juno.com
(P.S. - You want a real answer? It's a NON-FANTASY roleplaying-game, and you have the option to hit children in the groin with slegdehammers. What more could you possibly want out of something? {oral pleasure is simply out of the question, sir!})
Edited to say that oral pleasure is NOT out of the question - I forgot about the Cat's Paw, the prostitutes, the Porn studio, Miria, Davin, Mrs. Bishop, Angela Bishop, Joey, T-Ray, the prisident's intern, and F'jull Forked Tongue.
[font size=1" color="#FF0000]LAST EDITED ON Nov-13-00 AT 06:57AM (GMT)[p]It is not a "game," saving the world is very serious business, mind you.
As for your punishment, I shall sing to you :
Yeahhhhh yeahhh yeahhh yeahhhh (yeahh)
Once upon a time
In a school in outer space
There was a class of misfit kids
From all around the place
They snuck aboard a mystery ship
And soon slipped through a spacial rip
And now they're stuck on a long strange trip
Harlan Band leaps before he looks
Commander Goddard does not go by the books
Radu tries to get along
Thelma functions mostly wrong
Bova's cloudy, Rosie's sunny
Davenport is not too funny
Catalina's best friend Suzee, isn't there
They're Spaaaaaaaaace Casesss!!!
- Hell Patrol -
Hell_Patrol@juno.com
(P.S. - You want a real answer? It's a NON-FANTASY roleplaying-game, and you have the option to hit children in the groin with slegdehammers. What more could you possibly want out of something? {oral pleasure is simply out of the question, sir!})
Edited to say that oral pleasure is NOT out of the question - I forgot about the Cat's Paw, the prostitutes, the Porn studio, Miria, Davin, Mrs. Bishop, Angela Bishop, Joey, T-Ray, the prisident's intern, and F'jull Forked Tongue.
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RE: People buy this game to stare at wrinkly ladies who yell
Hell Patrol: lay off the acid
What's NOT great about it? I can't believe how much fun it is to crack people with the Sluggger 5 times when they're out cold, and then the last one smashes their spine through their front. Or getting Bloody Mess and using said slugger and hitting an alien. That looks cool. Or how 'bout kicking Frankie in his genetically engineered balls? I think I need to lie down.
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Hell Patrol: lay off the acid
What's NOT great about it? I can't believe how much fun it is to crack people with the Sluggger 5 times when they're out cold, and then the last one smashes their spine through their front. Or getting Bloody Mess and using said slugger and hitting an alien. That looks cool. Or how 'bout kicking Frankie in his genetically engineered balls? I think I need to lie down.
http://fallout.gamestats.com/forum/User_files/3a0b90891508bbb2.jpg
RE: People buy this game to stare at wrinkly ladies who yell
>the Cat's Paw, the prostitutes,
>the Porn studio, Miria, Davin,
>Mrs. Bishop, Angela Bishop, Joey,
>T-Ray, the prisident's intern, and
>F'jull Forked Tongue.
F'jull Forked Tongue? Isn't that a character from Planescape: Torment? I certainly don't remember anyone like that in FO2.
http://www.dribbleglass.com/images/satan-pro.gif
"The best trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he doesn't exist."
>the Cat's Paw, the prostitutes,
>the Porn studio, Miria, Davin,
>Mrs. Bishop, Angela Bishop, Joey,
>T-Ray, the prisident's intern, and
>F'jull Forked Tongue.
F'jull Forked Tongue? Isn't that a character from Planescape: Torment? I certainly don't remember anyone like that in FO2.
http://www.dribbleglass.com/images/satan-pro.gif
"The best trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he doesn't exist."
RE: why is this game cool?
>well? someone told me to
>write this so i can
>learn more about this game.
>
Let me enlighten you, grasshopper. Fallout 2 is cool because it's a nonlinear, nonclassbased kickass postnuclear computer roleplaying game with a high replayabillity value. Fallout 2 allows you to play your character the way you want. If you want to play a goodie-two-shoes, you can. If you want to play an evil bastard, you can (Yes, you really can hit children in the groin with a sledgehammer). If you want to play a moron who can hardly talk because of his low intelligence, you can.
Not only that, but the atmosphere of the game is great, the game technology focuses on 40s and 50s pulp and science fiction and there's a large amount of weapons and armour. The intro is truly one of the greatest I've ever seen and the game has a compelling storyline that makes you want to play on until you've finished it. Go buy it now!
http://www.dribbleglass.com/images/satan-pro.gif
"The best trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he doesn't exist."
>well? someone told me to
>write this so i can
>learn more about this game.
>
Let me enlighten you, grasshopper. Fallout 2 is cool because it's a nonlinear, nonclassbased kickass postnuclear computer roleplaying game with a high replayabillity value. Fallout 2 allows you to play your character the way you want. If you want to play a goodie-two-shoes, you can. If you want to play an evil bastard, you can (Yes, you really can hit children in the groin with a sledgehammer). If you want to play a moron who can hardly talk because of his low intelligence, you can.
Not only that, but the atmosphere of the game is great, the game technology focuses on 40s and 50s pulp and science fiction and there's a large amount of weapons and armour. The intro is truly one of the greatest I've ever seen and the game has a compelling storyline that makes you want to play on until you've finished it. Go buy it now!
http://www.dribbleglass.com/images/satan-pro.gif
"The best trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he doesn't exist."
Hell Patrol
It Wandered In From the Wastes
RE: People buy this game to stare at wrinkly ladies who yell
>F'jull Forked Tongue? Isn't that a
>character from Planescape: Torment?
Aye, that be the dark of it, cutter.
>I certainly don't remember anyone like
>that in FO2.
You must not have spoken to Lynette much. I swear, they *have* to be related.
- Hell Patrol -
Hell_Patrol@juno.com
>F'jull Forked Tongue? Isn't that a
>character from Planescape: Torment?
Aye, that be the dark of it, cutter.
>I certainly don't remember anyone like
>that in FO2.
You must not have spoken to Lynette much. I swear, they *have* to be related.
- Hell Patrol -
Hell_Patrol@juno.com