Nevermind that "modest parties" don't translate very well in a media filled with soundbytes and bullshit hype. (not that I'm saying its right to have an extravagant ceremony)
I'm more annoyed by uppity morons that go on conservative or liberal-dominated media, and think they can cleverly ambush a topic. Who the fuck do they think they're kidding? Congratulations, ass, you're preaching to the National choir. Nobody agrees with you save those that already do.
I hate Fox News. Our Oklahoma college has the televisions in the cafateria set to the channel 24/7, and the way they present all news makes me want to vomit. CNN is only marginally better because I'm not able to associate their name with attrocious television like "Trading Spouses."