Funny quotes that should be in FO3

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uziel

Look, Ma! Two Heads!
Come up with some funny quotes that they should put in FO3 for their appropraite occasions. Like,
"Woah. That's a big fuckin' ant," when you target an ant in FO2.
 
If it's like in fallout 2 where you're decended from the previous main character then it could work, like you find yourself climbing down a well looking for a boy and you say 'I have a strange feeling I've done this before'
or maybe searching the well for a fortune in bottle caps (that are now worthless) etc =p tbh I think it's made more humorous by the fact that the main character hasn't actually seen it before, but you have, and the whole him getting strange feelings of de-ja-vu or however u type it, kinda suggests some comical but mystical genetic memory or something, you could even link it in with the SRE when you go back in time and accidentally break the water chip in the vault from the original fallout xD and even have a red dwarf (English tv sci-fi comedy tv series) reference type thing where you turn out to be your own father (in reference to lister and ouroborous) and a link that sustains humanity throughout time... it's really wierd and makes no sense but its so funny xD

(btw fallout 3 HAS to have brahmin in it that when you try to talk to them enough they get annoied and say 'I SAID MOO' or something =D)
 
Mutant: "Maybe the Vault Dweller was right. I mean, I'm a third-generation Super Mutant from teh military base HE blew up and I STILL haven't killed anyone yet. Not to mention these freakin boils in my ass..."

Bouncer: "The only reason I'm a bouncer is because these doors aren't big enough for me to fit through."
 
"Someone must have dropped you on the floor just after your dipping"

Hero utters to big Mutant
 
funny quotes

when i read the topic i immediately imagined a governor, or some other leader talking about 'nuculer' weapons/fallout/etc.

i don't recall any cockroach references at this time, so maybe we need the hero or someone atleast slightly important to say;
'where are all the cockroaches'

and finally due to my personal taste, i'd find it tearfully amusing if you have some brahmin coversing about their failure, as bovine cast for video games, of being part of the 'cow level' in diablo 2 for not being fit enough, having two heads, w/e. i'm notsaying it would be a good idea, but i would laugh out of my seat if it suprised me properly.



and on a side note, i apologize for my shift buttons not working...
 
"I know what you're thinking, did he fire 100 rounds or only 99 with that minigun...well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a Vindicator , the most powerful hand held weapon in the world, and would blow your upper body clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?"


The main character should say that whenever he's low on ammo during a fight..
 
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