Funny story

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by The lone wanderer, Jan 18, 2012.

  1. The lone wanderer

    The lone wanderer First time out of the vault

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    Nov 11, 2011
    My ex (She is a psycho) broke up with me about a month ago. She goes and moves on and starts dating someone else. So I go ahead and move on. In reaction she puts me on blast and goes on some rant using twitter as a vent making it a public spectacle. So I text her "What is wrong with you?" she replies "U know what's wrong, you dick" I send back "Are you fucking kidding me?" she finally sends "Guess so". So I'm thinking "what the fuck just happened?" and I finally remembered I dont have to deal with her shit.


    Moral of the story: bitches be crazy
     
  2. Sabirah

    Sabirah Water Chip? Been There, Done That

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    Jul 10, 2011
    She sounds like a fun person to be around :roll:


    Not all of us, just the psychopathic weirdos and everyone has them, oh the stories I can tell you of some of my exes :P
     
  3. The lone wanderer

    The lone wanderer First time out of the vault

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    Nov 11, 2011
    There's a difference between a bitch and a woman, you should know that :P.

    And I'm not saying that all crazy people are bitches, but all bitches are crazy.
     
  4. Sabirah

    Sabirah Water Chip? Been There, Done That

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    Jul 10, 2011
    Well, If I could I would drink to that then :)
     
  5. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign Sandman oTO Staff Member Moderator Orderite

    Apr 1, 2005
    My ex-wife was like this. She was a attention hungry whore that tried to blast our business all over Facebook. She made herself look like a jackass. She kept trying to call and harass me until I had to block her number. Makes you realize why you aren't with them anymore huh?
     
  6. The lone wanderer

    The lone wanderer First time out of the vault

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    Nov 11, 2011
    Bitches be crazy, that is all.
     
  7. thegaresexperience

    thegaresexperience Water Chip? Been There, Done That

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    Sep 3, 2010
    I broke up with my ex abut a month ago. I tired to keep it civil but she decided to go all bitch-mode one me, telling me I had "no balls" and "couldn't man up". She was a hypocrite, really clingy at times, and depressive.

    I wasn't allowed to smoke cigarettes around her, but she would sneak out and go smoke with my friends and her excuse would be her family and school and all the "stress" it causes her, like me, but it was wrong for me to.

    Anytime I wanted to hangout with my friends she would have to come along, but she would then complain that we weren't doing anything but play videogames, and if I didn't bring her around I was "ditching her".

    She would go out and party with my friends, when I had to go home to get up early for class or work, but if I smoked a little pot with my friends when we were just sitting in their basement then I'm going too far.

    Not to mention she kept things from me, hit on my friends, even though it was in jest, if I was friendly with a girl she immediately got jealous. And the fact that she told my friends that she was thinking about breaking up with me BUT NEVER COMMUNICATED THAT TO ME! after I learned that I felt no more remorse that I broke up with her. I'd rather be single and sexless than put up with that shit anymore.

    [there's more but it's just little shit that contributed or just pisses me off to much to mention]

    But yes in summation bitched be crazy, but the girl I'm talking to now is pretty chill, expect texting her can be like pulling teeth at times.
     
  8. Sub-Human

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    May 31, 2011
    I'd not really mind if the body made up for it.
     
  9. Ohaimerk

    Ohaimerk modoc, den, grave Orderite

    Mar 30, 2009
    You've obviously never been with anyone
     
  10. thegaresexperience

    thegaresexperience Water Chip? Been There, Done That

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    Sep 3, 2010
    +1

    But then again, this is the internet, so everyone is a suspected liar or exaggerator, in the very least. For all we know the OP is a liar and for all you guys know I could be lying.
     
  11. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign Sandman oTO Staff Member Moderator Orderite

    Apr 1, 2005
    Only retards who want attention lie on message boards.
     
  12. Moe Canibo

    Moe Canibo It Wandered In From the Wastes

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    Jan 1, 2012
    The hysterical bitches are the best. And they're all hysterical bitches.
     
  13. Ohaimerk

    Ohaimerk modoc, den, grave Orderite

    Mar 30, 2009
    Not all, but there are definitely some base instincts that make women act like bitches, just like there are base instincts in men that make them act like douchebags. It's usually the stupid and/or abused ones that are like that, a good example is Jersey Shore. And you don't really want to form any kind of lasting relationship with someone like that anyways.
     
  14. donperkan

    donperkan Vault Dweller

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    Aug 4, 2011
    Crowd mentality
     
  15. Ben

    Ben Look, Ma! Two Heads!

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    Oct 6, 2011
    I happen to own a Shetland Sheepdog who is not spayed and she is certainly not crazy. In fact, her status within the CKC makes her decent breeding stock or a fine bitch.
     
  16. Moe Canibo

    Moe Canibo It Wandered In From the Wastes

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    Jan 1, 2012
    Yeah, some bitches are fine like that.
     
  17. Sub-Human

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    May 31, 2011
    True. I'd still not mind, at least not for the time being. :)
     
  18. brandonhart61

    brandonhart61 It Wandered In From the Wastes

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    Dec 24, 2011
    My bitch is crazy, even with a leash on she still attacks other dogs so I have to walk her away from others.
     
  19. PainlessDocM

    PainlessDocM Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Feb 5, 2010
    People actually refer to their girlfriends as bitches these days?

    *closes drapes*
     
  20. brandonhart61

    brandonhart61 It Wandered In From the Wastes

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    Dec 24, 2011
    Just to clarify, I was talking about my dog. I'm not one of vile people who refers to their partner as bitch