GamingNexus humps IPLY

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GamingNexus is another site which decided to give Fbos a try and the reviewer ended up licking IPLYs ass..erm..liking the game I mean.. The reviewer gave it a mind boggling 8.0/10.0, which I still cannot comprehend..Here's a REAL funny statement:<blockquote>When all is said done I must applaud Interplay for taking the risk to make this game. Fallout has some of the most rabid fans around, and after playing this game I think they will come away pretty satisfied. I know I did, and if maybe you liked Baldur’s Gate but not the hack and slash dungeon crawling then be sure to check out this game, it just may be the alternative you’re looking for.</blockquote>Oh and this review is so filled with funny quotes you guys just have to read it..
Link: GamingNexus Fbos review
 
It's like..all the things the other reviewers have bashed down on, he compliments. Weird.
 
Kindo said:
It's like..all the things the other reviewers have bashed down on, he compliments. Weird.

Article quote: "Level design is an important aspect of a good dungeon crawler; thankfully Fallout doesn’t have you running back and forth fetching keys or anything like that."

Like this one. Hasn't every other review said the exact opposite thing? Looks like SP has a competitor for the title of Herve's Biggest Brownnoser.

Another quote: "however I just wish it had more of a text branch where things could or could not happen depending on your response"

So...the purpose of dialogue is what then?

-sigh-
 
Holy shitters....

Summary: A solid entry in the Fallout series.
The fuck?

You’ve really got to hand it to Interplay, going crazy enough to run the risk of losing the entire Fallout fan base with a new Fallout universe game.

You're right, so far.

Of course I had some reservations myself before jumping into this game but after a full play through and seeing the amount of effort that went into this game I’m happy to report that this game isn’t the nuclear waste I was thinking it would be.

Again, THE FUCK?!?

Of course I’m sure some Fallout purists may still shy away from this game, but seriously give it a shot. I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised.

Just like when you unsuspectingly get a cold butt-plug inserted when you least expect it, eh? It might pleasantly suprise you, but it'll only throw me awkwardly off guard and avoid the butt-plugger for a looooooong time.

My only complaint is that some of the character models and their mouths aren’t the most attractive things in the world, but it’s really not a big deal.
Aww, the girls didn't give you attractive blowjobs in the game, or what? Yeah, that really takes away from the gameplay, doesn't it? :roll:

I also like how your character can be a smart ass about responding to certain speeches, however I just wish it had more of a text branch where things could or could not happen depending on your response. Like if I told someone in town to screw off then I shouldn’t be able to get help from them in the future. But then that would have made the story progression a lot more difficult so I’m not going to hold it against the game. Also, if I remember correctly I could attack civilians… that’s sadly not here, I would have loved to mow down the entire town. But at least I can slaughter their cows.
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Tell Us What You REALLY Want

Tell Us What You REALLY Want

... The only thing this game is really missing is a few good puzzles. There were a couple of them but I wish there were more, rather than just makes the stages look like mazes at times. The jumping spots are a bit tricky, you’ll navigating very small walking paths so you’ve got to take your time, thankfully Interplay decided to be very forgiving on jumping sections and left you with save points all over the course of the game. ...

First there are not enough "puzzles", and then the puzzles that are there are the JUMPING variety and "tricky", and then Interplay gave him the option of easy saves so he could blitz and blunder through puzzles he doesn't like. "Tricky" puzzles, jumping puzzles have always been a part of the console genre: it's what all that key fetching is all about. Sesame Street red key to the red door sort of academia.

Can we suggest the advantages of a career move here? Later?

Or maybe he was suggesting "puzzles" to break up the tedium of
... the stages look like mazes ...
and is "puzzled' by what "puzzles" he likes. Don't know what "it" is, but he knows what he likes. The bed rock of reason and rationalization. The clue that he's seen better, now that's a start up the evolutionary ladder, or the knowledge of 'good and evil' for all those fundamentalists of Kansas.

Tell us what you want, what you REALLY, REALLY, want....

... however I just wish it had more of a text branch where things could or could not happen depending on your response. Like if I told someone in town to screw off then I shouldn’t be able to get help from them...

... Also, if I remember correctly I could attack civilians… that’s sadly not here, I would have loved to mow down the entire town. But at least I can slaughter their cows. ....

... My only complaint is that some of the character models and their mouths aren’t the most attractive things in the world, but it’s really not a big deal. ...

Wants meaningful dialogue in one breath and in the next he wants the FO freedom to kill all the folks in Carbon. The folks this revision of the BOS was assumed to protect. AND then this mass murderer wanna-bee is offended by fowl language. He would orgasm'astically kill all the good folks in Carbon, "love", and finds a black man saying 'sh't' as unattractive. Is it the words or perhaps the Mr. T. stereotyped Gangst'a that offends this cracker aesthetic.

Tell us what you want, what you REALLY, REALLY, want....

So he ran the maze in 7 hours while some have suggested its a 10'er.
....stuff myself full of stimpaks and I was good to go, and never once did I drop below 80 of those in my inventory...
appear the PUZZLE MASTER wasn't challenged by the gameplay.

Tell us what you want, what you REALLY, REALLY, want....

Can anyone suggest, what is REALLY wanted, here, matters?

4too
 
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4too said:
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<------ He's worshipping, but you can't tell because of the black background
 
Asshole (with questionable taste).

I didn't think anyone could come away from this game and have words such as "inspired" or "effort" brought to mind.

It's such a piece of worthless shit. It doesn't aspire to be anything above mediocre or bargain bin quality.

I repeat: Fallout deserves so much better.
 
There is a very important lesson in that article: DROPPING YOUR CHILD HEAD FIRST ON THE PAVEMENT WILL CAUSE PERMANENT BRAIN DAMAGE AND HE WILL END UP WRITING DUMB-ASS REVIEWS FOR SHITTY GAMES.
I also like how your character can be a smart ass about responding to certain speeches, however I just wish it had more of a text branch where things could or could not happen depending on your response. Like if I told someone in town to screw off then I shouldn’t be able to get help from them in the future. But then that would have made the story progression a lot more difficult so I’m not going to hold it against the game.
Oh no, we wouldn't want you to lose that last, brave, neuron of yours. He probably writes down what he is going to say to the cashier at the supermarket before going shopping so that he won't get mixed up in all those dialogue options.
"- Sir how will you be paying for those, cash or plastic?
- Duuuuuh...
- So plastic it is...
- I don't like the texture of your mouth!
- Say what ?
- There are way too many tricky jumping spots in this store?
- Sir are you alright?
- At least I can slaughter your cows!
- Sir, there are no live a cattle in here.
- Nobody move! I have a nuclear warhead grenade and I'm not afraid to use it!
- Quick, call 911!
- It's been nice shopping here, have a nice day!
- WTF?"
At first I thought these guys were simply some major rebukes of Mother Nature, but now I am sure they are mass-produced somewhere.
 
omg to above statement :lol: had me laughing my ass off i definately agree some of the emoticons people uses needs to be added to this!
 
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