Good news for singles

[El Chupacabra]

Firstly:

Men could reduce their risk of developing prostate cancer through regular masturbation, researchers suggest.

They say cancer-causing chemicals could build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly.

And they say sexual intercourse may not have the same protective effect because of the possibility of contracting a sexually transmitted infection, which could increase men's cancer risk.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072021.stm

...and secondly:

Robot sex dolls

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1361247.html?menu=news.quirkies.sexlife

 

[Silencer]

WE ARE SAVED!

 

[Bradylama]

Japan will become non-existant in the next 50 years.

 

[Murdoch]

A similar connection has been found between breast cancer and breastfeeding, where lactating appeared to "flush out" carcinogens, reduce a woman's risk of the disease, New Scientist reports.

Yes, flushed out into your child, sounds like great stuff!

 

[Ratty Sr.]

Maybe chicks will now start killing guys they hate by letting them suck their tits.

 

[El Chupacabra]

Maybe chicks will now start killing guys they hate by letting them suck their tits.

Sounds like a good movie script!

 

[DirtyDreamDesigner]

The contradiction of these two news items is making my brain fizzle. Are we to masturbate more or get sexbots and not masturbate at all? Does having to have sex with bots make penis cancer the least of your problems? What if the sexbots decide to take over the world? There will be nothing to stop them. And the most important of all questions: do the sex bots come in the Mei-Ling model and do they provide oral sex?

 

[SimpleMinded]

Screw space travel! Let's crank out these sex botssss.

 

[Wooz]

For singles?

As if males in relationships didn't ejaculate as much. Or didn't jerk off, for that matter.

 

[El Chupacabra]

I guess You have a point there. Bloody stereotypes!

 

[Sander]

Dudes, ejaculation is healthy. Doesn't matter whether it's through masturbation or some other activities.
In other words, this is no excuse for not fucking someone.

 

[Silencer]

Ugly chicks.

Also, STDs.

 

[Ashmo]

Dudes, ejaculation is healthy.

:: stares at your avatar ::

I think you misunderstood the "ejaculation is healthy" concept a bit...

 

[Suicide Candidate]

Dudes, ejaculation is healthy.

:: stares at your avatar ::

I think you misunderstood the "ejaculation is healthy" concept a bit...

ZING!

And your avatar just tops it foff perfectly

 

[victor]

Isn't it true that orgasms kill lots of braincells? Well, I guess no more than a beer or two. Carry on.

 

[Ratty Sr.]

Isn't it true that orgasms kill lots of braincells? Well, I guess no more than a beer or two. Carry on.

Ah, well, I have nothing to worry about then - I can masturbate all I want.

Because I have brain cells in abundance, that is.

 

[Silencer]

Because I have brain cells in abundance, that is.

Really? I keep mine in the cranium.

 

[Jebus]

Because I have brain cells in abundance, that is.

Really? I keep mine in the cranium.

I used to do that too, but it turned out I don't have enough room there.

 

[Loxley]

What? You don't have room for a peanut inside your cranium?

 

[Suicide Candidate]

Of course not... It's already full of concentrated sex