Ancient Oldie
Still Mildly Glowing
Hello, I know I haven't posted on NMA in quite a while (I've been playing a lot of JA2) but I wanted to wish you all a good munch, a good time, and maybe even a good lay. If you're a Euro, well, have a good Thursday, the bastard child of the weekend.
Anyways, right now I'm piss drunk and I want to tell you all how I defeated the turkey that I'm victoriously eating after defeating it in a battle defining good vs. evil moment (and all that other crap).
Ancient Oldie once had a pet turkey who was a Cowboy fan. Oldie, being a Dolphin fan (the good side, for all you amoral SOB's),challenged him to a duel that would inevitable decide who would be cannibalized by the other (Oldie has Turk in his blood, or is gravy???). Anyways, as the duel started, all that the Turkey would say was "gobble, goblle, gobble"
"Oh no," Oldie proclaimed, "Don't think you can trick me into drinking that cheap plastic-bottled vodka. Drink your Gobble and die you feathered fiend!!!"
Using his wishbone offense (which was plaigarized later on by a number of NFL coaches) he reached into the Turkey's breast Kano style a la Mortal Kombat, and ended up getting lucky when he pulled out the thicker end of the Turkey's thicker wishbone. Havind defeated his opponent he proceded to watch both footbal and Ron Jeremy porns as is ghis custome.
If there is a moral to be learned from this story it is this: Go for the Dolphin's this weekend, you bastards.
Happy Thanksgiving and a happy bastard Thursday for everyone else!!!!
Anyways, right now I'm piss drunk and I want to tell you all how I defeated the turkey that I'm victoriously eating after defeating it in a battle defining good vs. evil moment (and all that other crap).
Ancient Oldie once had a pet turkey who was a Cowboy fan. Oldie, being a Dolphin fan (the good side, for all you amoral SOB's),challenged him to a duel that would inevitable decide who would be cannibalized by the other (Oldie has Turk in his blood, or is gravy???). Anyways, as the duel started, all that the Turkey would say was "gobble, goblle, gobble"
"Oh no," Oldie proclaimed, "Don't think you can trick me into drinking that cheap plastic-bottled vodka. Drink your Gobble and die you feathered fiend!!!"
Using his wishbone offense (which was plaigarized later on by a number of NFL coaches) he reached into the Turkey's breast Kano style a la Mortal Kombat, and ended up getting lucky when he pulled out the thicker end of the Turkey's thicker wishbone. Havind defeated his opponent he proceded to watch both footbal and Ron Jeremy porns as is ghis custome.
If there is a moral to be learned from this story it is this: Go for the Dolphin's this weekend, you bastards.
Happy Thanksgiving and a happy bastard Thursday for everyone else!!!!
