Dracon M'Alkir
Vault Senior Citizen
Merry July 4th, all! 
Try not to blow your fingers off with explosives
Try not to blow your fingers off with explosives
Happy Independence Day to those in the U.S!
- Thread starter Dracon M'Alkir
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Vault Senior Citizen
10mmCurator
Mildly Dipped
Got a box of M-80s, cherry bombs, a 25ft long belt of black cats, pinapple bombs, artillary shells, bottle rockets, huge green and blue spark fountains... etc.... gonna light em deep in the desert.
Von Drunky
Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!
Thanks! Fireworks are illegal in New York, we got to smuggle them shit in from PA.
Vault 69er
Water Chip? Been There, Done That
Bah, small potatoes. Haven't you guys invented nuclear fireworks yet?
Dracon M'Alkir
Vault Senior Citizen
Vault 69er said:
We're working on this thing called the "Manhattan Project".
Gigantic nuke in the centre of the city, going to detonate it at 12 AM.. You can probably watch the fireworks from space!
Yeah, just kidding. I don't want to get arrested for making jokes on the internet.
Wooot!
I_eat_supermutants
Vault Senior Citizen
Well there is no better way to celebrate our countries independence by blowing a small part of it up.DarkLegacy said:We're working on this thing called the "Manhattan Project".
Gigantic nuke in the centre of the city, going to detonate it at 12 AM.. You can probably watch the fireworks from space!
Von Drunky
Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!
DarkLegacy said:Vault 69er said:
We're working on this thing called the "Manhattan Project".
Gigantic nuke in the centre of the city, going to detonate it at 12 AM.. You can probably watch the fireworks from space!
Yeah, just kidding. I don't want to get arrested for making jokes on the internet.
DarkLegacy is a terrorist!! Look its like the Red Scare all over again.
DarkLegacy said:Vault 69er said:
We're working on this thing called the "Manhattan Project".
Gigantic nuke in the centre of the city, going to detonate it at 12 AM.. You can probably watch the fireworks from space!
Yeah, just kidding. I don't want to get arrested for making jokes on the internet.
Don't forget getting shipped off to Gitmo, put half naked on the box and electricaly tortured.
Nology5890
Where'd That 6th Toe Come From?
I_eat_supermutants said:Well there is no better way to celebrate our countries independence by blowing a small part of it up.DarkLegacy said:We're working on this thing called the "Manhattan Project".
Gigantic nuke in the centre of the city, going to detonate it at 12 AM.. You can probably watch the fireworks from space!
Hey, it's unamerican if we don't blow part of it up. It's in the Constitution.
Vault 69er
Water Chip? Been There, Done That
Mikael Grizzly said:
The black helicopters are already on the way.
Well. After they're done mutilating today's batch of cattle.
Carib FMJ
Nuka-Cola Chaser
Happy 4th of July
I am Infantry! Follow Me!
I am Infantry! Follow Me!
Von Drunky said:
From PA? Umm...pretty much all fireworks are illegal to be sold in PA. We got to go to Ohio or West Virginia for the good stuff.
Happy 4th to all the other Americans here!
Von Drunky
Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!
killap said:
No no no you can buy fireworks in PA if you are out of state but if you have a New York license plate your going to get fucked by the sheriff at the border. honestly this was one of the worst 4ths ever.
[PCE]el_Prez
Vault Fossil
I'm drunk, high and I might get laid. God bless AMERICA
Jecrell
First time out of the vault
It was a great Fourth of July. I went to see Transformers with my little brother, and I also went and saw Live Free or Die Hard. Mmm, now I'm all pumped up from action films. I should have rewatched Independence Day while I was at it.
I did see the trailer for I Am Legend. But I also saw a trailer for a film that apparently had no title, and there was some kind of monster terrorizing New York city, but they never showed the monster, just the terror it caused. It made a great trailer though -- weird they didn't mention what it was.
I did see the trailer for I Am Legend. But I also saw a trailer for a film that apparently had no title, and there was some kind of monster terrorizing New York city, but they never showed the monster, just the terror it caused. It made a great trailer though -- weird they didn't mention what it was.
that wasn't a trailer, that was the news. i'm sure you've seen his picture before, his name is G.W. Bush.Jecrell said:
We had a lot of firework shows cancelled this year in north Texas. It's been raining pretty much every day for what seems like a month or so.
By now, we're usually in the upper 90's, and we've been stuck in the low to mid 80's. Fahrenheit of course.
By now, we're usually in the upper 90's, and we've been stuck in the low to mid 80's. Fahrenheit of course.