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[font size=1" color="#FF0000]LAST EDITED ON Jun-22-01 AT 11:22AM (GMT)[p]
B-pen's Ten Commandments of Fallout Fan Fiction Writing
*walks out carrying two stone tablets*
Hear me all of ye!! Stop andn listeneth to me, thou little message board buggers... I bringeth to you these twenty--
*trips and drops one tablet. It falls and breaks into millions of genuine imitation marble pieces**
Uh.. Ten. These ten commandments...
-note-
Like everything else, I stole these.. *grin*
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10. The ego of a 15-year-old is power limitless.., but so is the massive aftershock of when you turn 18 and see what thou had wrought at 15.
9. And thus, no fanfic ever reacheth perfection. As times cometh, thine embarrasment can only multiply.
8. Honor thy Spellchecker and thy verb tense. Also, remeber that thine Thesaurus is thine friend. Encourage the animal once in a while..
7. Thou shalt write about what thou knoweth. But if all else faileth, lie/exagerrate like hell.
6. Thou shalt not consume and/or covet LSD whilst writing. Caffeine is acceptable but only in moderate quantitites. Breaketh this commandment and thou risketh the Mass Production Karmic Trait.
5. If thou is stumped for an ending to for thy story, cleaneth thy room. Chase thine brother all over thine house. Do not meditate.. (actually it's not really meditation.. but it starts with "m" and endeth with "-ion" and also requireth peace and solitude.)
4. Finish what ye started. People still asketh ye about "The Great Ghoul Empire." Do not kill that which pesterth you to hurry up.
3. Sendeth the feedback, Luke.
2. When thou sits down to writeth thy fan fic, thou shalt actually write it instead of sending out spam to drive people to excited frenzy.
1. Thinketh before thou posteth!!
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Biteth me, then.
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B-pen's Ten Commandments of Fallout Fan Fiction Writing
*walks out carrying two stone tablets*
Hear me all of ye!! Stop andn listeneth to me, thou little message board buggers... I bringeth to you these twenty--
*trips and drops one tablet. It falls and breaks into millions of genuine imitation marble pieces**
Uh.. Ten. These ten commandments...
-note-
Like everything else, I stole these.. *grin*
---------------==============------------------
10. The ego of a 15-year-old is power limitless.., but so is the massive aftershock of when you turn 18 and see what thou had wrought at 15.
9. And thus, no fanfic ever reacheth perfection. As times cometh, thine embarrasment can only multiply.
8. Honor thy Spellchecker and thy verb tense. Also, remeber that thine Thesaurus is thine friend. Encourage the animal once in a while..
7. Thou shalt write about what thou knoweth. But if all else faileth, lie/exagerrate like hell.
6. Thou shalt not consume and/or covet LSD whilst writing. Caffeine is acceptable but only in moderate quantitites. Breaketh this commandment and thou risketh the Mass Production Karmic Trait.
5. If thou is stumped for an ending to for thy story, cleaneth thy room. Chase thine brother all over thine house. Do not meditate.. (actually it's not really meditation.. but it starts with "m" and endeth with "-ion" and also requireth peace and solitude.)
4. Finish what ye started. People still asketh ye about "The Great Ghoul Empire." Do not kill that which pesterth you to hurry up.
3. Sendeth the feedback, Luke.
2. When thou sits down to writeth thy fan fic, thou shalt actually write it instead of sending out spam to drive people to excited frenzy.
1. Thinketh before thou posteth!!
-------------------------------------------------------------
Biteth me, then.
http://www.envy.nu/bpen/illuminati.jpg
http://ww.envy.nu/bpen/habti.jpg
