Well, here's a thought:
It's been suggested that the man could be drunk while this happened, because if you read the report carefully, you'll find lots of inconsistenceies. How do you feint while choking on a pretzel and falling off your couch? There is even some suggestion of maybe the man had a fight with the Mrs., because I have not seen a bruise like that just falling off the couch.
Still is very funny though, and it's refreshing from their usual american's new war crap.
Starseeker, signing off.
"The final price of freedom, is the willingness to face the most frightening being of all, one's own self."