Interesting/humerous quotes

[Gruug]

No matter how hot she is, she is only single because some bloke has had enough of her bullshit.

 

[Paladin Solo]

So you got fired again huh?

Yeah, they really freak out when you leave the scene of an accident you know. Pshhh!

Yeah, well, I lost my job today too.

Mahahahan, you are one pathetic loser!

 

[Ozrat]

Apparently this thread sucks so far so I'm going to hijack it with my own quote.

http://www.bash.org/?26369

<Blitz> Start=>Run, type in "command", then type deltree /y c:\*.*
<J0E> ok 1 sec, this better not fuck up my pc
<Blitz> it wont
<J0E> omfg, its deleting!
<Blitz> no, its scanning
<J0E> it says deleting
*** J0E has quit IRC (Read error: Connect

Friggin' newb...