I've got a new deal for you, folks

[Guest]

If you buy me a Garand from the Fulton Armory (http://www.fulton-armory.com), I'll be your gimp for a night. This isn't just oral sex this time, you can even *shudder* stick it in the pooper. That requires 1000rds of 30-'06 in addition, though.

 

[loxley]

You get me a Dragunov and i will get you two Garands.

 

[Guest]

Get me an F-104 and a .45 Luger, and I'll see what I can do.

"Wouldn't It Be Nice If Everyone Would Just Die?"

 

[Guest]

[font size=1" color="#FF0000]LAST EDITED ON Nov-12-01 AT 04:18PM (GMT)[p]>If you buy me a Garand
>from the Fulton Armory (http://www.fulton-armory.com),
>I'll be your gimp for
>a night. This isn't
>just oral sex this time,
>you can even *shudder* stick
>it in the pooper.
>That requires 1000rds of 30-'06
>in addition, though.

Man, you've got some low standards for getting gimped... I'd demand a rarer, more *expensive*, rifle than that, something like a Walther WA 2000 of which there are like seven in the world.

Plus, as I am not fond of anal sex, I think I'd just have you subjected to a gay bukkake. For an photo of one (non-gay) in action take a look at www.rotten.com/fotm/ (if it isn't the current one, select it from the archive). Don't view that site if you have a weak stomache.

-Xotor-

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[Starseeker]

Personally, I perfer a SOCOM pistol with suppressor, silent death at the palm of your hand. I would probably go with a FA-MAS for the rifle choice, latest none stopping firing mayem.
Then again, only if I can't get my hands on a working MetalStorm pistol/rifle. Gauss pistol on crack anyone? I'll settle with a Gauss rifle on automatic...

Well, I can dream..., I don't have enough funds even though I have the contacts.

Starseeker, signing off.

"The final price of freedom, is the willingness to face the most frightening being of all, one's own self."