Laura Bush talks about her man and sex

[welsh]

I saw this in my school paper and couldn't resist.

From the Associated Press-
http://customwire.ap.org/dynamic/st...VIEW?SITE=VAFRE&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

AP: Laura Bush Stands by Her Man

By DEB RIECHMANN
Associated Press Writer

SANTA MONICA, Calif. (AP) -- Out on the campaign trail raising re-election cash and promoting reading, Laura Bush is staunchly defending her husband's credibility and taking a shot at Democrats who claim he skipped out on his National Guard duty.

"I think it's a political, you know, witch hunt, actually, on the part of Democrats," the first lady said in an interview with The Associated Press.

No shit.

Of course, it would have helped had the officers in charge remembered him actually showing up. Still, dropping napalm in Alabama is kind of like dropping it in the Mekong.

The blacks shoot back, don't they?

Or what about that time when his plane went down, and he had to fight through enemy held territory? Threw any grenades in a 'gook' vil (or was that a church burning?)

Or what about those times down the whore houses of Huntsville, "Me so Horny, you GI, you Number 1, Me Ficky Fick, Ficky Fick, Love you Long time." (Except of course those were black hookers and they were saying "Get your skinny white ass our of here.")

Yeah, tough time. Growing times. Sure George could have gone, fought in the Nam. Instead he took the other fight, He went to the 'Bam (short for Alabama).

Yes, he could have fought for his country, fought the war against communism, kept those dominos from falling.

But, no,

He took on a harder war, the war for republican control of Alabama..... and thereby making it a safe state for us white folk. God Bless America George, I'm glad you are leading us in that war against terrorism and the spread of american corporate control over the middle east.

Bring it on, George, Bring it on.

What's the body count in Iraq?
civilian? http://www.iraqbodycount.net/bodycount.htm
http://lunaville.org/warcasualties/Summary.aspx

"He knows that he served honorably," she said. "He knows that he showed up the whole time."

And gay marriage?

On other issues, Mrs. Bush said Americans need time to sort out their feelings about gay marriage, which she said was a "shocking" concept to many people.

Apparently she doesn't watch either Sex and the City, Will or Grace, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy or one of the other shows popular on TV.

Those gay people! Shocking!

Sodomy! Shocking!

And what about the rest of us, young, sexually potent early adults in the prime of our lives?

And she said abstinence should always be included in sex education.

Abstitence- yeah..... right.

Just say no!

(what planet does this chick live on?)

Ozrat- no nukki for you according to Laura, that means you'll have to stay a virgin till you're married.

Well, at least we'll all have stronger wrists.

Asked whether the president's brother, Florida Gov. Jeb Bush, will run for president, she replied, "I doubt it, but I have no idea."

In other words- hmmm.... I see a dynasty in the making! So what if we got rid of monarchies with the Brits.

But what about the role of First Lady?

"I'm actually very disciplined," she said. "I don't really have to watch everything I say because I'm pretty well-behaved."

(Ok, is it me or does this smack of BDSM?)

Is this suggestive of a little kinkiness?

How well is Laura behaved?
How does George discipline Laura?
Is she naughty?
Is he randy?

Maybe these Republicans are more interesting than we thought? Eh?

What's next for the Bush family, Cross dressing? Fantasy? Maybe..

What about the rest of us?

Mrs. Bush put her stamp of approval on sexual abstinence programs, which would have their doubled under the president's latest budget proposal. Abstinence should be extensively discussed alongside contraception, she said. "I do think abstinence works. We know it works," she said. "It's 100 percent fail-safe."

100% effective because no one gets to have any fun.

If you're a young person, do you really want these people telling us when we can or can't get our groove on?

No nukki!

Let that juice build up and really piss you off. ANd don't forget to go to church!

Might I add that Muslim militants supposedly don't have sex and spend a lot of time in church too.... Maybe that's why they're so pissed off?

Ms. Bush wouldn't disclose her opinion on the issue of gay marriage, a hot-button topic on both coasts.

Ohhh Laura Bush..... I'd like to know who pushes your hot buttons...

I'd like to see those buttons pushed.

Oh Laura, let me push those buttons....

Whoops, oh.... never mind

In California, gay couples have been lining up to get marriage licenses in San Francisco. On the East Coast, the Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court recently ruled that its state constitution permits gay marriages - a ruling the president called "deeply troubling."

Jeez, let another minority get to enjoy a right that the rest of the country enjoys..... yes, democracy at work.

Bush has said that if judges "insist on forcing their arbitrary will upon the people," he would be forced to protect the "sanctity of marriage" by seeking a constitutional amendment to prohibit same-sex marriages.

Just as long as there is a grandfathered provision allowing for Elvis to marry drunk couples in Vegas, cool?

Wait a second, haven't just about all the amendments increased the rights that the average citizen enjoys?

If the sanctity of marriage is protected, does that mean capital punishment is the answer for divorce?

And you thought abstinance was tough!

It's an issues ssue that people want to talk about and not want the Massachusetts Supreme Court or the mayor of San Francisco to make their choice for them," Mrs. Bush said. "I know that's what the president thinks. I think people ought to have that opportunity to debate it, to think about it, to see what the American people really want to do about the issue."

Wait, are the Mayor of San Francisco and the Mass Surpreme Court saying, "Your gay? Get married or else- homo, queer," Or are they saying that if you are gay and want to marry, that's fine?

Is Laura maybe a bit confused?

(Incidently I live in Virginia where gay marriage is not allowed- some republican politican is looking at a homosexual. The republican, who can barely fit into his pants, is a god awful dresser and is thinking that the homosexual are a "Sexual Abomination" whilet the gay fellow is thinking the politicans a fashion abomination.)

But when asked how she feels about same-sex marriages, Mrs. Bush replied: "Let's just leave it at that."

Hmmmm......

And then the Bush girls got on Snoop Dog's Girls Gone Wild Doggie Style II (The Dog in the Bush) ?

for more- http://www.thefirsttwins.com/#partyanimal

 

[Sander]

YOu are a sick old man, welsh. I told you to never post that godawful picture of Bush again. It makes me really really uncomfortable. *shiver*

That said: silly, silly Bush people. When will they learn that the constitution is still the most important thing for any modern country, and that people actually do get equal rights? Ah well...

 

[Paladin Solo]

He took on a harder war, the war for republican control of Alabama..... and thereby making it a safe state for us white folk. God Bless America George, I'm glad you are leading us in that war against terrorism and the spread of american corporate control over the middle east.

Hell yeah!

Ha ha, kidding aside, I had no idea that civilian deaths were so damn high. I knew that civilians were dying, but damn. Also interesting is the estimated death toll by this summer for coalition troops. Well, Bush may have made this mess, but I still support that war. And I hope this crap can end soon, and rightfully (we give the Iraqis what we promised them, democracy).



Edit: Sweet, my 500th post! 500 more to go and I can join the ranks of the vets! No longer shall I be known as a noob! Cheers!

 

[Ozrat]

And what about the rest of us, young, sexually potent early adults in the prime of our lives?

And she said abstinence should always be included in sex education.

Abstitence- yeah..... right.

Just say no!

(what planet does this chick live on?)

Ozrat- no nukki for you according to Laura, that means you'll have to stay a virgin till you're married.

That lady is sick in the head. How dare she oppress the needs that I and millions of other people have!

I have a dream...

 

[John Uskglass]

And what about the rest of us, young, sexually potent early adults in the prime of our lives?

And she said abstinence should always be included in sex education.

Abstitence- yeah..... right.

Just say no!

(what planet does this chick live on?)

Ozrat- no nukki for you according to Laura, that means you'll have to stay a virgin till you're married.

That lady is sick in the head. How dare she oppress the needs that I and millions of other people have!

I have a dream...

.....that one day I wont go thru hand lotion faster then welsh goes thru metamusal.

Meh. I want too.......no reason to make fun of some stuffy old conservative chick.

 

[Malky]

Edit: Sweet, my 500th post! 500 more to go and I can join the ranks of the vets! No longer shall I be known as a noob! Cheers!

No, you'll always be a n00b.