Mass Effect: Would you have sex with a Krogan or Turian?

Zenoseiya

First time out of the vault
I recently saw some Mass Effect-related erotic fanart, and I was struck with questions:

Since Krogans have four testicles, would you have sex with one?

On a similar tangent, would you have sex with a Turian?
 
The answer is ... what the hell, if it's a non-slimy female with a nice booty, then a paper bag ought to do the trick.
 
I said it in the other Mass Effect thread, that Turian girl was hawt. Someone else brought up the fact that if anything happened, she would die a horrible horrible death but... so long as I'm satisfied, right?
 
Maphusio said:
I said it in the other Mass Effect thread, that Turian girl was hawt. Someone else brought up the fact that if anything happened, she would die a horrible horrible death but... so long as I'm satisfied, right?

I think you meant asari girl (Liara).

Turian is Garrus for example : ).
 
Jim Cojones said:
Krogan or Turian? Meh. The best for sex would be Elcors, Hanars and Rachni.

Don't forget thresher maws.

Also the words krogan, turian, elcor, hanar and rachni are common nouns and not capitalized.
 
Maphusio said:
I said it in the other Mass Effect thread, that Turian girl was hawt. Someone else brought up the fact that if anything happened, she would die a horrible horrible death but... so long as I'm satisfied, right?

That would be me.

And since then I found out a lot of people would hit the Quarian even though it would kill her.

My mind is still boggling from that idea.
 
Ravager69 said:
The answer is ... what the hell, if it's a non-slimy female with a nice booty, then a paper bag ought to do the trick.

I don't know. I think the two pairs of balls might be a bit of a deal breaker for me.
 
Flop said:
Ravager69 said:
The answer is ... what the hell, if it's a non-slimy female with a nice booty, then a paper bag ought to do the trick.

I don't know. I think the two pairs of balls might be a bit of a deal breaker for me.

Oh, oh...uh...I'd need more paperbags and a serious amount of alcohol, then.
 
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