No Noodles Allowed

Xavierblazer

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monsterism

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I thought everyone on the internet already knew about the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Regardless, the potential for tentacle rape in that picture is tantalizing.
 
IIRC WikiNews had a story on how an American high school adopted the Flying Spaghetti Monster after enough people claimed this would be as neccessary as the whole Creationism bollocks.

Only in America.

Like Creationism.

Only in America.
 
Hmmm...

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is God.

Therefore, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is superior to humans.

Hamsters are superior to the Flying Spaghetti Monster (as proven by Sovz' picture).

Ratty is superior to hamsters (obviously).

Conclusion - Ratty is superior to God and humans.

Bow before me, weak mortals!
 
-Nothing is better than Steak.

-Bread crumbs are better than nothing.

-Therefore, bread crumbs are better than Steak.

Also, that flying Spaghetti Monster is awesome.
 
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