Not Praying "Hard" Enough

[Duckman]

Is there anything George dubbya does right??

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/46938

Sheesh. Give the guy a break already!!

"Every time the president is criticized, he insists that the nation is in his prayers," said the Family Research Council's Bob Jensen. "That may be, but it's becoming more and more clear that these prayers are either too infrequent, too brief, or not strongly worded enough to be effective."

 

[SnaX]

Last night I prayed and prayed that Dubbya would just fucking die, but I guess I need to try harder

 

[Jarno Mikkola]

No, if you trully want him dead, you have to do it yourself, prefreadly silently, and so that you will have an alibi. And if you will be praying, pray that the world doesn't see you.