Odd jobs..

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sickfuck_diablo

It Wandered In From the Wastes
i have another odd job to do for cash. it's for my uncle. i'm supposed to pick up a suitcase or box on Saturday, and bring it to DC by Monday. He can't do it cause he has to fly to DC and he cant take this stuff on the plane. He lives in Lynchburg, so that's a 3 hour drive. Anyway, it's 5 hundred dollars, at this point i dont know all the details..

It's funny cause it totally sounds like a mission from fallout..
 
What's in the case? If he'd tell you, would he have to.. *gulp*

And will you peek?
 
Two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Am I right?
 
Then he'd be going to Las Vegas, along with that fat guy..
 
sounds more like a gangstah-GTA-mafia-in-da-hood-quest-thingie if you ask me...of course, you didn't ask me...
 
haha, let me get my samoan lawyer in the car and burn this desert.

actually he says its a box of samples of steel piping, and some... other shit i didn't catch for some construction site across from the US Capitol.

hopefully no angry contractors start shooting at me when i pull up with the goods.
 
Make sure you see whats in it when Ramirez opens it. And don't be surprised if you cargo... is a little more deadly than you thought! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
::cue evil austin powers theme::
 
Wooz said:
Two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Am I right?
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Bats! Bats everywhere!

Watch out for Jerry Fallwell when you're in Lynchburg. If he's jaywalking, run him over. I'm sure you'll get off the hook.
 
lol i bet its the soul of marselus wallace and hes got some drugs and the geck and other stuff there is in a movie suitcase yeah whatever the jokes been done already sheesh

btw your uncle is a drug dealer
 
Malkavian said:
Watch out for Jerry Fallwell when you're in Lynchburg. If he's jaywalking, run him over. I'm sure you'll get off the hook.
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If he gets back up, do it again. Repeat as necessary.
 
it was just a box of steel piping samples and steel mesh for a construction project they're doing by the capitol... the architect was a real dick though. easy money.
 
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