Of All the Things You Can do.... What You Want?

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Goweigus

Mildly Dipped
I noticed a "No Stank You" banner on top of the forums just now. And it made me think that it was funny that Of all the things you can do in Fallout (including but not limited to - pills, prostitutes, bloody murder children, get radiated) you can't smoke anything!


And what are peoples favorite thing to do in Fallout 1/2 that is legal now in most countries?
 
leaving my underground self-sufficient basement to get water. But the road is perilous and I will have to kill some big, green, ugly people on the way (that's my grandpa). Eventually being forced to destroy the master (dad). Returning to my basement my mom is angry at me and she doesn't want me to get down there and play Fallout anymore.

Other than that, having sex with multiple people on the same day...
 
Abusing services of mentally handicapped gun specialists.

And feeding people with your own extra toes
 
Punching kids for stealing my shit, then having sulik and vic go to town on them :twisted: . great way to get rid of those pesky kids without becoming a childkiller :lol:

me...

EDIT:
sorry must learn to read posts....


legal? well then boxing and other martial arts

but vic with a gause rifle, gunning for little kids was still funny

me...
 
My main disappointment with Fallout is that drinking gives you no benefit, whereas drinking in real life is the highest valued activity.

That said, little in the Fallouts that's "legal in most countries" is enjoyable. "Travelling" in Fallout is only fun because you can kill people/creatures you don't like on the way. "Questing" is only fun because it involves activity banned by most countries. Even though age of consent is 9 in Yemen, fucking minors really isn't applicable either; how old was Bishops daughter again? Breaking into peoples homes and looting through their shelves, which in one way is what Fallout is all about, is obviously not legal either.

So let us ask ourselves; what is there in Fallout that would be considered legal? Travelling without hurting anyone. Doing fair trades. Being kind and PC in dialogue. Yawn.
 
Luxor said:
My main disappointment with Fallout is that drinking gives you no benefit
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Well, if you buy rounds for the entire pub or give someone drinks, you can get information out of them. I'd say that is a benefit...
 
Getting contacted by a traveling companion who wants to go "out" every weekend. To do so, I must leave my Vault, which in itself is a daunting task; as I contend with first, a wizened ghoul who wants to do nothing more than tell me what she did all day (my mother, who lives with me), then face down with a mutant who does his very best to convince me to take him along with me. (My brother.) Then, before we leave, my companion (Mellisa) and I must chase down four giant rats (cats) and lock them back in the Vault. When we are finally free of the Vault and on the road, we make our way down to our favorite stomping grounds, where we slam Gamma Gulp and Rotgut, before wandering around the Enclave's headquarters. (The base. She's a military wife.) Finally, we find a secluded place (Training trails), where she can open her trunk and reveal that she has brought yet more booze!

((Yep, weekends are spent getting hammered on post. It's a ball.))
 
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