Pirates

welsh

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Thought this would be interesting. Piracy is still big business. Check out all the piracy in SOuth east Asia-

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Here's the story-

http://www.economist.com/world/asia/displayStory.cfm?story_id=2752802

(I'll post it if anyone can't get the link to work)

Back when I was living there, they thought some of the pirates were the Indonesian Navy.

What could be done about this?
 
This proves my point.

Ninja are automatically cooler because their images can never be sullied by stupid girls and their crushes on Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp. It's annoying, it really is.

What is it with that, anyway? Pirates of the Carribean wasn't even that good. Orlando Bloom is pretty sucky as an actor, and Depp has had much better performances (he was much better in Once Upon a Time In Mexico, but that was overshadowed by Pirates' big budget bullshit).

PS - Thread hijacked!
 
mmm no there are some hot ninja too but most of them are in my anime collection :P give me a while and I'll see if I can find one from a movie.... :) it all depends on what you are into or we could just get johnny depp to play a ninja :) teehee
 
Yeh, they have hijacked entire tankers in the past and are a major danger to shipping.To solve the problem they need better security measures on commercial shipping and need to expand the seaguard's battle with piracy. It is impossible to track everyone but at least better order can act as a deterrent.

I met someone who worked on a tanker in that area for a while and he said he was always worried about that people might try something. He told me a funny story about his experiences. Him and his mates where originally sailors who operated in the North Sea and didn't know how to swim because the water was so bloody cold. His company relocated him to South East Asia and these Brits were given a training course there about what to do if pirates attacked. Because they did not always have sufficient security to safely deter a boarding action, they were advised to escape in a motor launch. If for some reason a launch was unavailable they were to jump in the sea, and hope that other friendly shipping could pick them up, so they all learnt how to swim. To complete the final section of the safety course they had to stage a sea rescue.

"If you are low enough to jump into the water with your life jacket on, you can do so because the water is very warm. Now, what should be done to rescue a friend in the water?", said the instructor.

"Lucky we can swim now", a man whispered to his friend.

The instructor threw in a plastic dummy with a life jacket. Almost immediately, just as someone was about to answer, the dummy was savagely mangled and ripped into pieces. The sailors looked on in bewildered astonishment as the frenzied sharks continued to thrash around the test subject.

"Bugger. I think I'll stay with the pirates thankyou".
 
Ninjas >> Pirates.

But since they're asian and all, maybe these pirates manage to combine the two. If it wasn't for the death penalty the chinese had on piracy, I would probably go make a buck. ARRH!!

And I would definitely stay and fight, using ninja skillz. I alone would pwn them all. :lol:
 
What could be done about this? Well let's start with banning all firearms.

j/k

Stop being so cheap-ass about the security and put the machinegun turrets and infrared scanners on the ships.
 
Ninjas are much more stealthy and cooler... they have a lot better attack skills than loud and rowdy pirates. If Chow YUn Fat was hot, then all girls would swoon ninjas since Crouching Tiger... but since he's not, not many girls give respect to ninjas. By the way... anime characters cannot be hot, they are cartoons. Anime characters can only be cool. Unless of course, you get off to anime .... but... let's not get into that.
 
well, i believe hentai is a pretty widespread form of pron so i think your logic is flawed maddog
 
Ninjas are much better then pirates. Anyone can be a pirate but a ninja.... You need training. Of course I would be a pirate because of the booze, girls and guns.

SuIcide@ your sign rulez. Is that a ninja stick boy? :P
 
that sig is "how to open a door, the anime way". I have it on my pc, but I didn't get a chance to put it in my sig.

Hentai might be widespread, but how many NORMAL people actually use it for.. pleasure?
 
MD said:
but how many NORMAL people actually use it for.. pleasure?
Well.. There is this chinese guy I know, who seems to enjoy it pretty much. Ehm.. He also collapses after having a cigarette, and he (still) loves Pokémon. So I guess this doesn't answer your question.
 
I looked in this thread and expected Pirates! (the game). Now you have all this jibba jabba about stolen goods and it reminds me to download Pirates! Gold.
 
The Dutch where the 1st pirates along much of other things, and It wouldn't surpise me Indonesians still have the same taste for blood for what the Dutch did to them back in the day'.

Last year I was in Thailand and it happend on the east coast alot too, don't see that on that little map...
 
Malkavian said:
Ninja are automatically cooler because their images can never be sullied by stupid girls and their crushes on Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp. It's annoying, it really is.

No, you end up with gay white trash ninjas continuing their hopeless fantasies of Tom Cruise in "black leather samurai outfits" and talking about how he moves his ninja sword.

:puke:

Silver said:
Last year I was in Thailand and it happend on the east coast alot too, don't see that on that little map...

Well...most of the piracy around Thailand and Cambodia isn't really reported. There's usually no survivers.
 
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@ MadDog -[TO]- & EyeMaster7

i'll upload the entire thingy if you want but it's too big to put on photobucket.com (having some trouble with my personal webspace)
the thing i have is a resized part of about 1 fifth of the entire animation

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