President of Earth election 2020

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by TheGM, Aug 4, 2020.

Who do think will win.

Poll closed Nov 13, 2020.
  1. Trump.

    7 vote(s)
    25.0%
  2. Biden.

    6 vote(s)
    21.4%
  3. TvP: Whoever Wins, We lose.

    15 vote(s)
    53.6%
  1. TheGM

    TheGM The voice of reason

    Aug 19, 2008
    Soon the fate all mankind for the next 4 years will be decided.


    The Challenger

    Joe Biden



    Former Vice President of the united states, Senator from Delaware. Defeated Cornpop at the battle of the diving board. has life stealing powers.

    The Reigning, Defending, Undisputed President of the United States of America.

    Donald Trump.


    President, Billionaire, Entrepreneur. Able to withstand multiple bankruptcies and divorces. Defeated Warp Demon Hilary Clinton in previous election. WWE Hall of Famer.
     
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  3. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    So you're voting for Kanye Dopa.
     
  4. TheGM

    TheGM The voice of reason

    Aug 19, 2008
    T-Money would get my vote in heart beat. too bad he is canceled now.
     
  5. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign Non Binary Revenant Staff Member Moderator

    Apr 1, 2005


    In the background you can see Pence fighting the enraged soul of Hillary Clinton.
     
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  6. Of course Pence is ripped.

    He's probably also secretly gay.
     
  7. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    I don't think so. THe ripped part I mean.
     
  8. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake. Staff Member Admin Orderite

    Aug 16, 2010
    I don't know man, he looks pretty fit compared to the Pudding In Chief. Not that that's a challenge.

    Nothing compared to the mongolian president, of course.

    I think only people in the 1000 lbs Club should be allowed to take office.
     
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  9. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    I have to admit he has a chest build for the bench press.
     
  10. I'd already advocate for Arnold Schwarzenegger being president.

    I hate vanity, but I hate entropy even more.



    Mike Pence is the "Other Joe" for the "Angry Don Show."
     
  11. WeissYohji

    WeissYohji It Wandered In From the Wastes

    134
    Nov 8, 2018
    I'm ridin' with Biden. Trump is clearly unfit for office while Biden is PRESIDENTIAL. Biden won't treat the presidency like a bet and a game. Trump should have stuck to real estate and reality TV. Hell, he would actually be a billionaire if he simply took what his rich daddy left him, invested it in indexed funds, and left it alone.

    I still voted for Bernie Sanders in the primary, though. I'd rather have healthcare, good schools, infrastructure, and everything else that makes a country work than the shit-show tRump has turned America into.
     
  12. What, you sell insurance or something?
     
  13. Morgan_

    Morgan_ Putz

    Jul 3, 2020
    Blyth predicted Trump's victory in 2016 and predicts that he will get it again. Not guaranteed, but likely. Keep in mind, Trump is president despite losing the popular vote. Although, it could be risky to smack citizens in the face again and undermine Democracy and possibly irreparably damage it in this country if they do so for a 2nd time in a row.
     
  14. Morgan_

    Morgan_ Putz

    Jul 3, 2020
    Anyone who holds public office should have to release their tax returns and take a cognition test. They should also be able to run a mile unassisted.
     
  15. no, no, and no.


    Anyone or anyTHING should legally be able to be the president.

    If the public would rather vote for a lamp than someone else, that lamp better be badass or the person that shit.
     
  16. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign Non Binary Revenant Staff Member Moderator

    Apr 1, 2005
    I'm so forward looking to the debates.
     
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  17. Morgan_

    Morgan_ Putz

    Jul 3, 2020
    Urinal cake for pres it is then.
     
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  18. TheGM

    TheGM The voice of reason

    Aug 19, 2008
    That is why I don't like hearing reports about the Biden campaign trying to get out of them. if they rob us of some funny shit, I'll never forgive the democrats.