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[PCE]el_Prez

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Red Lobster is having their 'endless shrimp' and we went there 3 hours ago to find out who would be the champion this year. I placed 2nd with 202 shrimp right on the heels of my buddy who threw down 111. Anyways i just got back to my room and yakked up half of what i ate. Some fucker who worked there claimed he put down over 300 in 2 hours. We all decided that that was bullshit, anyone think thats possible?
 
Shrimps are ok, eating 200 on a single day are not though.

[PCE said:
el_Prez]Some fucker who worked there claimed he put down over 300 in 2 hours.
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He's either lying, or having serious problems.
 
depends on the size,
big u-12 shrimp: no
16/20 cockatil shrimp : perhaps
ice shrimp : no problem
 
Its very possible. I am obsessed with shrimp. Over at Foxwoods Casino here in CT, there's this like food court/buffet thing with all sorts of gourmet food, and they have heaping mounds of shrimp. I easily put down 175 in an hour, so I don't see why 300 in two is that hard to believe. Its not like Red Lobster has the biggest shrimp in the world(granted, i've never actually been to a Red Lobster)
 
Its very possible. I am obsessed with shrimp. Over at Foxwoods Casino here in CT, there's this like food court/buffet thing with all sorts of gourmet food, and they have heaping mounds of shrimp. I easily put down 175 in an hour, so I don't see why 300 in two is that hard to believe. Its not like Red Lobster has the biggest shrimp in the world(granted, i've never actually been to a Red Lobster)
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dude, im not saying that im the eating champ, but personally, im knocking on the door of 300 lbs and i came with my game face on. 202 shrimp completly killed me, and it took 2 and a half hours to do, so i have a hard time believing that someone could eat 100 more in less time, unless they were one of those asian eating freaks.
 
No, you know what it is? It's those ridiculously tall, extraordinairly lanky kids with the enormous stomachs and the lightspeed metabolism. They're like endless pits.
 
King of Creation said:
No, you know what it is? It's those ridiculously tall, extraordinairly lanky kids with the enormous stomachs and the lightspeed metabolism. They're like endless pits.
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Damn straight.
 
I'm reminded of a quote.
"Thanks, I just got back from Red Lobster.":-Isaiah Thomas, during a conversation with Jim Rome during an episode of "The Last Word".

::cue soundbite of Howard Dean squealing like a little girl::
 
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