Russia and Iran form alliance against UFOs??

welsh

welsh

Junkmaster
I came across this here-
http://english.pravda.ru/science/19/94/378/14810_ufo.html

Russia and Iran join efforts to struggle against invasion of UFOs
01/12/2005 18:44
If a UFO appears in the sky above Iran, anti-aircraft systems will most likely down it

Unidentified flying objects continue terrorizing the Eastern hemisphere of planet Earth. No one knows what to do with them, although it is obvious that something has to be done with the problem. Russia and Iran agreed to join efforts to study the mysterious phenomenon. The news may seem to be ridiculous at first sight, but it is actually a rather serious matter: UFOs pose a big threat to Iran in connection with its growing nuclear potential.

The UFO mania has gripped Iran. The Air Force command of Teheran has recently been given an order to down any unknown or suspicious object seen in the air space of Iran. If a UFO appears in the sky above Iran, anti-aircraft systems will most likely down it.

Iranian mass media, meanwhile, are distributing more and more information about extraterrestrial threats to the nation's nuclear objects. The flights of unknown objects in the air space of the country have become much more frequent lately, the Resalat Daily wrote. According to the newspaper, unusual luminous objects were spotted above Busher and Natanza, where nuclear facilities are located. One of the objects exploded in the sky, eyewitnesses said. The Iranian defense department is trying to pacify the anxious population. "We have developed plans to protect nuclear objects from any danger. The Iranian Air Force is on alert and ready to fulfill the duty," General Qarim Gavani stated.

The interest in UFOs started growing very fast in Iran more than a year ago. News agencies reported dozens of incidents, when people could see strange objects flying above their heads. The state television of Iran aired the footage of a shimmering white disk above Teheran. People ran out of their houses in eight cities to see the bright extraterrestrial light in the clouds. IRNA reported about multicolored objects with green, red, blue and violet rays seen above the towns of Tabriz and Ardebil and above Golestan Province in the area of the Caspian Sea.

Russia promised to help Iran in the struggle with UFOs. Russia put an end to the anomalous problem in the beginning of the 1990s, when the entire population of the Soviet Union was panicking over strange flying objects. Both Russian and Iranian officials emphasize the fact of expanding the bilateral cooperation, particularly in the field of space exploration and the development of satellites. In addition to UFO-related contracts Russia and Iran are working on the details of the agreement to launch the Zohreh satellite.
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Bizarro!
 
I have heard that the Russians did a lot of UFO research during the Cold War, even experiments with ESP and other paranormal psychic abilities. So this could be consistent.

But yes, I would suspect that the UFOs might be some kind of new US aircraft.
 
so, you have finally found Pravda. :D

if you'll look deeper, you'll find lots of amusing stories. Plus their forum is quite good as well.
 
I wonder why Japan didn't join the alliance. After all, UFOs destroyed Hiroshima and Nagasaki in 1945.
 
Actually that is a good idea. It would be quite hard to prove the existence of 'flying saucer' spy drones. The military is probably really pissed off that they can't use their 'Elvis' special forces commandoes in Iran, at least until a vanguard of American satellite TV stations become widely available there.
 
Makes you wonder if the government wasn't behind the UFO stuff in the US as a cover up of it's secret projects.....

..... wait, I saw that in the X-files!
 
Russia-The Soviet Union in particular has had a problem with aliens and UFO's since the late 40's....

MiG's had good kill ratios on the UFO's but in close combat situations with Red Army had proven innaffective against aliens....

Aliens are planning to destroy Earth, and use us as lab-rats and toys.

Russian pilots fought them bravely during 60-90ies, and got quite an impressive hit count.

Ground combats were not so successfull, however, with lots of Soviet troopers dead and only a few aliens destroyed...


In early 80ies, KGB discovered a secret plan to subvert Earth governments, and turning Earth into huge concentration camp to feed alien bio-laboratories with human biomass.

KGB captured and interrogated several alien spies, I've read reports.

Aliens are NOT interested in Earth's resources, or in Earth's territory, or in human slaves, or anything.

They are only interested in our carbon-based biology. They are obsessed with flesh. They want lab-rats and toys.


KGB and Soviet space command have found at least four alien bases in Solar System (one of them were pointed out by captured alien spy), but they always move...

KGB managed to make pact with one of alien civilizations against the other civilizations, through one of alien human agents, but aliens betrayed them.


From point of human ethical system, most alien civilizations KGB studied, are representation of Pure Evil, Infernal Legions.
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http://www.soviet-empire.com/ussr/viewtopic.php?t=30243

We have nothing to fear however, according to comrade Interrupt, the USSR won against alien invaders, however alien civilizations are continuing war against EACHOTHER, although this is based on assumption, seeing how Soviets lost contact with aliens in 80's..
 
Aliens are planning to destroy Earth, and use us as lab-rats and toys.

Russian pilots fought them bravely during 60-90ies, and got quite an impressive hit count.

Ground combats were not so successfull, however, with lots of Soviet troopers dead and only a few aliens destroyed...

In early 80ies, KGB discovered a secret plan to subvert Earth governments, and turning Earth into huge concentration camp to feed alien bio-laboratories with human biomass.
KGB captured and interrogated several alien spies, I've read reports.

Aliens are NOT interested in Earth's resources, or in Earth's territory, or in human slaves, or anything.
They are only interested in our carbon-based biology. They are obsessed with flesh. They want lab-rats and toys.
KGB and Soviet space command have found at least four alien bases in Solar System (one of them were pointed out by captured alien spy), but they always move...
KGB managed to make pact with one of alien civilizations against the other civilizations, through one of alien human agents, but aliens betrayed them.
From point of human ethical system, most alien civilizations KGB studied, are representation of Pure Evil, Infernal Legions.
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The third leg of Russia's triad of space weapons is the "COSMOSPHERES".
The first-generation Cosmospheres were weapons platforms that were
ELECTRO-GRAVITIC (could hover against gravity), ATOMIC POWERED,
horizontally positioned by rocket thrusters, somehow invisible to radar
beyond about 40 miles (perhaps from a radar-absorbing coating), armed
with CHARGED-PARTICLE BEAM weapons (at least a hundred times less
powerful than those in the Moon bases), equipped with "PSYCHO-ENERGETIC
RANGE FINDING" (PRF) which tunes in to the actual ATOMIC SIGNATURE of a
target or object and canNOT be jammed, and some of them were also armed
with microwave BRAIN-SCRAMBLING equipment.
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:rofl:

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!

Shit. I haven't read so much bullshit since the right-wing parties launched their propaganda to get seats in the parliament.
 
welsh said:
Damn, apparently the russkies already conquered Mars.
http://english.pravda.ru/science/19/94/379/11903_space.html

And have a time machine or something-
http://english.pravda.ru/science/19/94/379/12190_experiment.html
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Brought to you from the same internet magazine that reports about Jesus Christ being born again in the Ukraine, German penguins doing homosexual things and all the other stuff you always wanted to know.

You DO realize they're not exactly picky in whom they take as sources, right?
 
The jesus christ stuff was a total let down. I mean, anyone can name their kids Jesus. ]

We once had a call from a Christian organization that said, "We'd like to talk to you about Jesus."

So we made out with our Mexican accents, "This is Guatamala Cafe. Yo want to take to Jesus! Hey Jesus, Come here we got someone that wants to talk to you."

That was fun.

The homo penquins- didn't read that one. Nor the one on Queer Beer.
 
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