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*Jim Bob enters the bar. His modified .44 Magnum revolvers clack at his hips as he walks towards the barkeep. The 'tender looks up from his dishcloth.*
Jim Bob: Gimme... gimme a mug o' pure 96%.
*the barkeep nods knowingly, he's had enough of these fates in his bar. He pulls out a gas can with Arkansas-wine (class vintage) from under the bar and fills up a huge tumbler. Jim Bob picks up the mug, looks at it for a moment, then empties it in one swig. The intake of such amounts of alcohol would probably kill a normal man, but Jim Bob... isn't a normal man.*
Jim Bob: Ahhhhhh... *sighs with pleasure and sits down on a stool*
Barkeep: That'll be $35.
*Jim Bob turns to the barkeep, takes a gold nugget the size of a plum out of his pocket and slaps it on the bar.*
Jim Bob: Straight from Redding. Keep the change.
*the barkeep blinks in amazement, but thanks Jim Bob nonetheless*
*Jim Bob relaxes back on the stool, looking around the room. Then suddenly, he recognizes a well-known face.*
Jim Bob: *stands up* Hey! If it isn't...
Jim Bob: Gimme... gimme a mug o' pure 96%.
*the barkeep nods knowingly, he's had enough of these fates in his bar. He pulls out a gas can with Arkansas-wine (class vintage) from under the bar and fills up a huge tumbler. Jim Bob picks up the mug, looks at it for a moment, then empties it in one swig. The intake of such amounts of alcohol would probably kill a normal man, but Jim Bob... isn't a normal man.*
Jim Bob: Ahhhhhh... *sighs with pleasure and sits down on a stool*
Barkeep: That'll be $35.
*Jim Bob turns to the barkeep, takes a gold nugget the size of a plum out of his pocket and slaps it on the bar.*
Jim Bob: Straight from Redding. Keep the change.
*the barkeep blinks in amazement, but thanks Jim Bob nonetheless*
*Jim Bob relaxes back on the stool, looking around the room. Then suddenly, he recognizes a well-known face.*
Jim Bob: *stands up* Hey! If it isn't...