Sex is for fags

[Sovz]

http://www.sexisforfags.com/

yep...... the Bush administration

 

[MethidParadox]

ha!

thats hilarious

 

[Bradylama]

"3. To ignore my raging hormones and burning drive to fondle, suckle, and thrust furiously into a hot gooey pit of creamy-soft fleshy ecstasy. "

:'D

Best internet movement ever. If I was a chick I'd totally get the thong.

 

[Carib FMJ]

Man, I can't stop laughing. This shit is hilarious, man, it brought tears to my eyes and split my sides.

 

[Mikey]

You know what IS worth it? Making love to Jesus.

Are we worried?

 

[Melchoir]

That's the most hilarious thing I've heard all day!!
This is good shit!!

 

[Mohrg]

I guess I'm one of the few who enjoys being a "fag."

I do love that "girl slime."

Mohrg

 

[El Chupacabra]

now I can to grow up and be what I always wanted: a prison guard or a priest

vaginas are totally gay

I haven't heard that kind of crap since Vice City Radio

 

[Fas Ist]

Having sex is NOT cool, no matter what the mainstream liberal media tells you. Girls' vaginas are just like venus flytraps: multi-fanged jaws waiting for your tasty bits to slither into their poisonous quicksand. So no matter how much it seems to hurt not to find solace in sticky backseat groping sessions, don't give in to temptation. But how? Simple! Just get heavy into these ten awesome sex-avoidance activities!

 

[brandons1313]

What the hell are testicle weevils?

 

[Mohrg]

What the hell are testicle weevils?

Testicle Weevils(n): Bugs that burrow through your scrotum and eat all your semen.

Mohrg

 

[Mikey]

(This bit's from the site for girls.)

When a boy's disgusting private goes inside of a girl's shameful unmentionable, there is a serious risk of it breaking off and causing excruciating pain while it travels throughout your body like a giant trichinosis worm.

Up until the moment in your wedding when he says "I do," a boy's privates sport a treacherous spine of jagged scales, which may or may not secrete acid and weapons-grade anthrax – for which, apparently, only Ann Coulter has developed the antibodies.

You Americans either have gullible children or disturbing genitalia.

Then again,

While almost all American boys have human-looking privates, most foreign boys have privates like German Shepherds or half-open tubes of Max Factor lipstick.

 

[brandons1313]

What the hell are testicle weevils?

Testicle Weevils(n): Bugs that burrow through your scrotum and eat all your semen.

Mohrg

Hmmmm. Sounds like a cheap alternative for birth control.

 

[Fez]

Could have saved some folk a lot of money on vasectomies.

 

[Mikey]

Do you really want to take advice from these things?

 

[sunny jim]

emm... mikey... it's a joke dude

when i read thread's name, i thought it had something to do with one of jim carrey's films(dumb and dumber i think), where their moto was "Sex is for fags"
i really liked those "things to do instead of sex"... football and scout troops LOL

 

[SuAside]

"i wish i was queer so i could get chicks" -BHG