Shattered Oasis needs more folks

[Odin]

The crafty critters over at Shattered Oasis is in need of some help, here's what they said:<blockquote>We're looking for a PR Webpage person to update news and screenshot sections HTML knowledge required.

If this is you... email me toothless@shatteredoasis.com</blockquote>There's also a wallpaper content going on over there so remember to check that out..
Link: Shattered Oasis

 

[Ashmo]

They need help alright, but apparently HTML knowledge is something they don't have yet.

Pfft.

 

[Tannhauser]

Ashmo, you are going to make a great father some day.

"Daddy, would you take a look at my first website?"
"Why sure son. Damnit, have you learned nothing!? This is all wrong! You are no son of mine!"

 

[SuAside]

euhm, i'm quite sure his kids will be able to code html before they leave first grade.

he might just call his kids Ashmo 2.0, 2.1, 2.2 and so on

 

[Ashmo]

euhm, i'm quite sure his kids will be able to code html before they leave first grade.

he might just call his kids Ashmo 2.0, 2.1, 2.2 and so on

Nah, more like Ashmo 2.0A, 2.0B, 2.0C...

Numbers would imply progress.

 

[Tannhauser]

Well, there might be progress if you develop your parenting techniques with each child.

Ashmo 2.0 -Killing spree after going mad because of parental hatred, in prison.
Ashmo 2.1 -Stuck forever as a McDonald's manager due to lack of ambition.
Ashmo 2.2 -Moderately successful white-collar programmer.
Ashmo 2.3 -Millionaire software mogul.

 

[Ashmo]

Considering that the most likely reproduction mechanism I will eventually use is programming an android, the versioning system even makes sense.

 

[Macaco]

Considering that the most likely reproduction mechanism I will eventually use is programming an android, the versioning system even makes sense.

Hey, rise n' shine, you can always donate sperm, and if you got some money you can also buy a 18 years old brazilian hobo.