So long..

Gus

Gus

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So.. I'm off to the family cabin. Hoping for the weather to turn out a little better than how it's currently situated (rainy, cloudy, crappy).

I'll be gone for about two weeks, but I'll stop by to check on the Fo3 news. And as always, I'll find the time to say hello and whatnot.

By the way.. My girlfriend and I a celebrating our six month anniversary today. (Even though I'm sure there's no such thing, we're having one.. Anything to please the females I guess) I got her a necklace, pretty original no?..

I'll see you when I escape the vegetal prison. Unless nature makes me its bitch.
 
Gus said:
So.. I'm off to the family cabin. I'll be gone for about two weeks.
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A cabin? in the forest???? A bad idea. Didn't you see Evil dead?


Gus said:
By the way.. My girlfriend and I a celebrating our six month anniversary today. I got her a necklace.
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Necklace?? Ash gave a necklace to Linda. And she became a zombie. Another bad idea.


Gus said:
I'll see you when I escape the vegetal prison. Unless nature makes me its bitch.
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I don't think so. they are going to swallow your soul.
 
I'll see you when I escape the vegetal prison. Unless nature makes me its bitch.
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Like what? Getting gang-raped by a bunch of wild animals? :roll:

Accepting that six month anniversary was probably a bad idea because now she might expect a nine month anniversary, a ten month, hell every day may become one :twisted:
Anyway have a nice holyday, I hope the weather will be on your side. Cheers!
 
Gus wrote:
So.. I'm off to the family cabin. I'll be gone for about two weeks.


A cabin? in the forest???? A bad idea. Didn't you see Evil dead?
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Damn that`s what i was going to say... take care Gustav
 
A more substantial question: Do you *need* anniversary excuses to have sex?
 
Having made the mistake of dating virgins for long periods on two occasions, my advice is -

Six months is an important moment.

At this point you can probably decide if this is a girl you want to be serious with. If it is, than stick. If it isn't, and it's just some cheap floozy that you want to use and degrade for your own decadent pleasure- then do her once more (for the fun of it) and then dump her.

If you are not having sex by the sixth month- trouble. IF you are a virgin and you're cool with that and you really "respect her" and can live with the lack of mind boggling sex, ok. But in that case, you will become more acquainted with Ms. Palm and her five fingery friends.

Now there are some conditions-

If you are a teenager, don’t rush sex. It will happen when it does. Especially don’t rush her because you don’t want her doing something she’s not comfortable with. Also, if she were my daughter I’d come for you with a shotgun.

If you’re in college- then yes, and if you’re not, than maybe you should be thinking about putting the sausage of love elsewhere, because in college there is a lot of hunger and this is the best time to learn the requisite skills.

If you are out of college- than you can still forego the 6 months- if you are a member of the religious right. But remember to keep your hands washed.
 
Finally.. I'm home. Nature will have to rape me next year.

It was ok for a qouple of days.. Weather turned out pretty nice, and life in isolation seemed pretty good. Then things got worse. It started to get lonely in the wilderness. I participated in strange activities like card games and such, with my sister of all people. Clearly, I was going mad.
Now, I'm back to normal, and everything's fine. *Returns to poker game*

Gwydion said:
Do you get sex on the sixth month anniversary?
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Lots..
Wooz said:
A more substantial question: Do you *need* anniversary excuses to have sex?
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No, but it increases possebility.


And Welsh.. You're scaring me.
 
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