Steambots

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Finally, after all the advances of mankind, we are taking the first steps into harnessing the power of steam! Behold, an intrepid Japanese inventor has built a basic steam powered robot, which will only lead to further advance in steam-robot technology.

The website (run through Babelfish) and a short film of it in motion. A bit on the useless side, but quite nifty.

If that interests you, Crabfu Steamworks is also recommended (though much more modern).
 
Damn, I thought I would never live to see the day that steam bots walked the earth. I can die happy now.
 
Cool. It's a good thing it's not very fast - I think I have pretty good chances of living out my time before Steambots take over the world.

If they could program it to fetch beer on command, I could turn it on in the morning, go about my business all day, and get a cold one fresh from the fridge in time for my estimated demise in 60 years. Though I guess it wouldn't be cold anymore.

Oh well.
 
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