Teaser Theory

Macky

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Teaser Theory

Teaser theory states that Fallout 3 being under development by the same company as another critically acclaimed RPG doesn't mean Fallout 3 will bare any visual or mechanical resemblance to that critically acclaimed RPG.

Teaser Theory gauges the predictability rate of Fallout 3 being significantly like Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion at roughly 50%.

Teaser theory professes a higher likelihood of cities and established societies than that of Fallout 1 and Fallout 2.

Teaser Theory states a lower occurrence of natural vegetation.

Teaser Theory reminds us that there will be no children.

Teaser Theory places the probability of a significant inclusion of human sexuality at an all-time low (40%).

Teaser Theory has the probability rate of the inclusion of drugs, alcohol, and violence at 100%.

Teaser Theory places authentic Fallout Fan support at a low 15%.

Teaser Theory states that as long as it is monetarily feasible, 95% of the authentic Fallout fan base will end up eventually playing Fallout 3.

Teaser Theory does not extend that percentage to Brotherhood of Steel on PS2.

Teaser Theory predicts the acceptance rate of Fallout 3 by its authentic fan base to be at a surprising 35% (from 15%), post-teaser.

Teaser theory states that the last line in the teaser trailer will be "War....war never changes," with a probability rate of 70%.


-Macky :idea:
 
Forum theory states that people should *post in the goddamn right places for once*.

Also, those colours are pretty damned annoying.
 
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