Here are the Commandments that Our Lord Vault Dweller left behind carved into a broken suit of Power Armor:
I AM THE LORD THY VAULT DWELLER, THOU SHALT NOT HAVE STRANGE VAULT DWELLERS BEFORE ME! (except when you encounter a strange Vault full of dwellers)
THOU SHALT NOT TAKE THE FLASK OF THE LORD THY VAULT DWELLER IN VAIN!
REMEMBER THOU KEEP HOLY THE EXPULSION DAY! (also known as kicked-out-by-the-bastard day)
HONOR THY OVERSEER! (except when you get a chance to kill the bastard)
THOU SHALT KILL!
THOU SHALT KILL SOME MORE!
THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTERY DURING COMBAT AND WITHOUT JIMMY HATS!
THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTERY WITH THY PARTY MEMBERS! (unless they are really hot and named Miria)
THOU SHALT NOT STEAL WHILE STANDING IN FRONT OF THY VICTIM!
THOU SHALT NOT BEAR FALSE WITNESS AGAINST THY NEIGHBOR! (unless his name is Farrel or Renesco)
THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOR'S PROSTITUTE! (sell the bitch into slavery instead)
THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOR'S POWER ARMOR! (except when it’s Mark II)
I AM THE LORD THY VAULT DWELLER, THOU SHALT NOT HAVE STRANGE VAULT DWELLERS BEFORE ME! (except when you encounter a strange Vault full of dwellers)
THOU SHALT NOT TAKE THE FLASK OF THE LORD THY VAULT DWELLER IN VAIN!
REMEMBER THOU KEEP HOLY THE EXPULSION DAY! (also known as kicked-out-by-the-bastard day)
HONOR THY OVERSEER! (except when you get a chance to kill the bastard)
THOU SHALT KILL!
THOU SHALT KILL SOME MORE!
THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTERY DURING COMBAT AND WITHOUT JIMMY HATS!
THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTERY WITH THY PARTY MEMBERS! (unless they are really hot and named Miria)
THOU SHALT NOT STEAL WHILE STANDING IN FRONT OF THY VICTIM!
THOU SHALT NOT BEAR FALSE WITNESS AGAINST THY NEIGHBOR! (unless his name is Farrel or Renesco)
THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOR'S PROSTITUTE! (sell the bitch into slavery instead)
THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOR'S POWER ARMOR! (except when it’s Mark II)
