The Dialectizer

[Ozrat]

The Dialectizer
Tired of everybody writing in perfect English?
Ever want to read a new language, but was way too stupid or lazy?
Do you make up the worst fake accents ever?
Are there enough sheeps in your life?

Well fear no more! Now you can view websites that are fluent in the ways of Redneck, Jive, Cockney, Elmer Fudd, Swedish Chef, Moron, Pig Latin, and Hacker with the help of The Dialectizer!

Sheeps not included.

 

[Montez]

Th' Dialeckizer
Tired of ev'rybody writin' in puffick English?
Evah be hankerin' t'read a noo language, but was way too stoopid o' lazy as a houn'dog?
Do yo' make up th' wo'st fake accents evah?
Is thar inough houn'dogs in yer life?

Wal fear no mo'e! Now yo' kin view websites thet is fluent in th' ways of Redneck, Jive, Cockney, Elmer Fudd, Swedish Chef, Mo'on, Pig Latin, an' Hacker wif th' he'p of Th' Dialeckizer! Fry mah hide!

Sweet! (Not trying to make fun of you or anything Ozrat, it just came out pretty funny so I thought I'd post it)