Were all fucked.

Sovz

Vault Dweller
Russian squirrel pack 'kills dog'
Squirrels have bitten to death a stray dog which was barking at them in a Russian park, local media report.

Passers-by were too late to stop the attack by the black squirrels in a village in the far east, which reportedly lasted about a minute.

They are said to have scampered off at the sight of humans, some carrying pieces of flesh.

A pine cone shortage may have led the squirrels to seek other food sources, although scientists are sceptical.

The attack was reported in parkland in the centre of Lazo, a village in the Maritime Territory, and was witnessed by three local people.

A "big" stray dog was nosing about the trees and barking at squirrels hiding in branches overhead when a number of them suddenly descended and attacked, reports say.

"They literally gutted the dog," local journalist Anastasia Trubitsina told Komsomolskaya Pravda newspaper.

"When they saw the men, they scattered in different directions, taking pieces of their kill away with them."

Mikhail Tiyunov, a scientist in the region, said it was the first he had ever heard of such an attack.

While squirrels without sources of protein might attack birds' nests, he said, the idea of them chewing a dog to death was "absurd".

"If it really happened, things must be pretty bad in our forests," he added.

Komosmolskaya Pravda notes that in a previous incident this autumn chipmunks terrorised cats in a part of the territory.

A Lazo man who called himself only Mikhalich said there had been "no pine cones at all" in the local forests this year.

"The little beasts are agitated because they have nothing to eat," he added.

I knew it, I knew it. those rats with fluffy tails will one day take over the world. And then they are going to chew us all to death. Don’t say I didn’t warn you all. The apocalypse is near – Fuck nuclear warfare, it’s the damn squirrels we need to worry about.

Bring out your dead, bring out your dead.
 
Food shortage? Naw. Revenge.

How'd you like being barked at and hunted by dogs all the time?

The children are next. I tell ya.
 
Maybe Russian squirrels watched Secret Squirrel and decided to LARP hitmen for the CIA.
 
Those damn squirrels have spies everywhere….

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:look: they are certainly planning something BIG :look:
 
That has got to be the cutest two pictures I've ever seen. Really. Explanation please.
 
Sovz said:
Those damn squirrels have spies everywhere….
:look: they are certainly planning something BIG :look:
Naah, Sovz just jealous cause he hasn't yet the power to lead all the hamsters, to take over the world. :look: :D
 
We at the hamster liberation front feel that no rodent should exercise his supernatural powers in public, consequently endangering our millennia old zuper zekret plan.

Those found violating the masquerade will be severely punished.


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Kotario said:
How many of these pictures do you have, Sovz?

plenty, we at the hamstazi have all the proof and records we need.

our current plan is to freeze those damn squirrels

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If I remember correctly, there's some similar case of "herbivore creature attacks and eats meat". Like a case which happend in England bout a sheep whacked an old lady and ate her... :shock:

Malnutrition I guess :roll:
 
Sovz said:
our current plan is to freeze those damn squirrels...
If I were you Sovz, I would be keeping my eyes open for snoops, cause hamstazi might be wanting to get get rid of you, for publishing prohibited information. You spy :evil: :lol:
 
There was a squirrel attack in Finland a few yars back. They guy didn?t have anything to feed a normal park squirrel and the bastard bit him. The hilarious part was that he got like 16 stitches. A bloody squirrel! It bit him in the had. How in the hell can you get 16 stitches from a god damn squirrel bite!

I once got three stitches in my hand due to tearing it up with a ragged edge of metal (ouchie).
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WEED
 
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