John Uskglass
Venerable Relic of the Wastes
Well, over the last week, I have gone from NYC to see an excellent collection of Byzantine art, to the train, to NW Wisconsin to my family cabin. Crazyness.
ConstipatedCraprunner said:Firstly, I managed to break both my glasses and my laptop's screen falling off the couch I was sleeping on because my cousin was having sex in the other room and I was listening.
Pipboy2000 said:ConstipatedCraprunner said:Firstly, I managed to break both my glasses and my laptop's screen falling off the couch I was sleeping on because my cousin was having sex in the other room and I was listening.
Heh.... that is so incredibly funny... Now I'll have to look at you like your some goofy looking Nerd with tape on his glasses and tape on his laptop....
Edit- Damn, this post is incredibly stupid...
Malkavian said:Pipboy2000 said:ConstipatedCraprunner said:Firstly, I managed to break both my glasses and my laptop's screen falling off the couch I was sleeping on because my cousin was having sex in the other room and I was listening.
Heh.... that is so incredibly funny... Now I'll have to look at you like your some goofy looking Nerd with tape on his glasses and tape on his laptop....
Edit- Damn, this post is incredibly stupid...
BWAHAHAHA!
Dude, I've got the most amazing mental image in my head.
*hugs Ratty**begins construction of CCR Memorial Centre*
Did'nt know any of it. And by Minniapolis I think I meant more St. Paul.What in the world is so cool about Minneapolis? We, or it, rather, doesn't even have outdoor baseball. The winter is lousy cold 8 months of the year, and the other four months is like one giant fucking road construction project. Minnesota has a tightass numbnut of a fuckhead governor and a pretentious pussy of a senator in the form of Norm Coleman, who actually lost a gubernatorial race to Jesse Ventura! Even the U of Mn is fucked up, spending way too much on worthless projects like its bloated 50 million dollar wreck of a union, and has no school spirit because everyone goes home for the weekend and there is no football stadium on campus. And if a unversity team does happen to win a national champioship, in say, hockey, all the fucktard idiot and repressed dumbshit undergrads riot and give everyone a bad name for their immaturity.
Ah, so that was the language.The city is overrun with refugees from Somalia who stridently refuse to integrate in any way shape or form to their new home, who took them in despite the economic and political costs of doing so.
If Minneapolis is your idea of a great city, no wonder you have a hard on for Turkish culture.
ConstipatedCraprunner said:Did'nt know any of it. And by Minniapolis I think I meant more St. Paul.
You live there?
They took the place of Mexicans at Mall of America, I noticed. At the Alamo Flag Shop (that did'nt have either the new Georgian flag or anything else in the caucases I wanted), the entire staff was Somalian, most of the janitors where Somalians.......
I don't. The language is interesting, and it's a bizzare mix of Roman, Armenian, Persian and Turkish influences- it's a melting pot on par with America, and I find that interesting.
No, I mean I prefer St. Paul.No I mean Minneapolis, with references to the UM-Twin Cities Minneapolis Campus.
And I lived there. For twelve years.
Somalians come from one of the worst nations in the world. Illiteracy rates are so high that the Somalian language was'nt a written one until the 1920's, it's essentially divided by 3 warlords, and the only national rescource it has is alot of old AK-47's. It's about as fucked up as a nation can be.No, they displaced the Mexicans. Who knew there were people who work for less than Mexicans?
I'm not a rascist, you're the one talking shit about the Somalians.So you say, and your blatant racism is a by-product of, what, then?
You're right, it's Somalis.I'm talking about the Somalis (and it is Somalis, my non-racisit friend) to highlight your own intolerance. And isn't it convenient that you like St Paul better, especially when you said in your first post (misspelled of course) that you like Minneapolis? The Twin Cities, sure, but still separated by 10 miles, county and cultural lines. Granted, the Xcel Center is great venue for concerts and for the Wild to play at, but like Ventura said, the city was laid out by a bunch of drunken Irishmen!
History of the area is extremely complex.And if my history is correct (which it probably isn't), Somalia was part of Ethiopia, a sovereign nation until the 1920s and Mussolini, so why would they have their own language, instead of whatever Ethiopians speak?
Huh? Ethiopia wasn't a sultanate, but an empire. Parts of Somalia were indeed under their control. And Italy did conquer Ethiopia in 1936. If you don't believe me, ask the exiled Ethiopian emperor Haile Selassie (alias Ras Tafari Makonnen). Oh wait, you can't, because he's long dead. Damn.ConstipatedCraprunner said:EDIT: They where not part of Ethiopia prior to Italian colonization. They where two independant Sultanates, and Italy did'nt take Ethiopia as the Italians are only good at making cars and clothes.
Ratty said:Huh? Ethiopia wasn't a sultanate, but an empire. Parts of Somalia were indeed under their control. And Italy did conquer Ethiopia in 1936. If you don't believe me, ask the exiled Ethiopian emperor Haile Selassie (alias Ras Tafari Makonnen). Oh wait, you can't, because he's long dead. Damn.ConstipatedCraprunner said:EDIT: They where not part of Ethiopia prior to Italian colonization. They where two independant Sultanates, and Italy did'nt take Ethiopia as the Italians are only good at making cars and clothes.
Yeah. They moved in and commited genocide. Awful invasion. But I was talking about before the Black Shirts.Dude, Italy conquered entire Ethiopia, I'm sure of it. I remember the blackshirts marching into Adis Abeba (well, I don't remember, but it did happen, trust me). Of course Eritrea isn't part of Somalia, since Eritrea lies to the north of Ethiopia, and Somalia is to the southeast, duh!
No argument here.As for the two sultanates, those sultans were a bunch of pussies, so fuck 'em. By the end of 19th century, entire Somalia was divided amongst Italy, Britain, France and Ethiopia, and there wasn't a damn thing those pussy-ass sultans could do about it.