Myron, the Bishops, and Jet

Pirengle

First time out of the vault
I was flipping through the Fallout Bible for story seeds when I came across a question about Myron and Jet that Chris Avellone never really answered. (Well, that's half the Bible right there, but moving on...) Someone brought up a good point: how could Mr Bishop hook the future Mrs Bishop on Jet when its creator, Myron, looks younger than Ms Bishop?

I found a really old post about it, but what I'm looking for is the kernel of a story seed: is Myron lying? Or did the FO2 development team goof?

Myron's initial description:
You see a pasty-faced teenager. His hair is greasy, and he smells faintly of formaldehyde.

Myron on Jet development:
Ah, Christ. Well...when I came across the Mordino family way back when, they were farming peyote cacti and trying to sell it to tourists as the 'Reno experience.' Total bullshit. I mean, peyote? C'mon. It isn't even half the strength of, say, old school LSD. Plus, a peyote trip is too long. The profit's in fast turn around and high addiction. Like, uh, barbitutates before the Big One, y'know?

Problem is, in the new climate, we can't grow most of the veggies needed for the best drugs. Couldn't grow coca plants, opium poppies -- and man did we try -- so we figured our best bet was shrooms. You can grow 'em if you use plenty o' brahmin shit as fertilizer. Plus, hallucinogens have low overhead, so I start experimenting with derivatives of lysergic acid diethylamide [LSD] and psilocybin [an alkaloid that gives shrooms their magic powers]. Still, I really wanted to whip up a hard-hitter that didn't rely on veggie extracts. Man, was I an idiot, 'cause the answer turned out to BE the extracts, or, more precisely, what they were growing IN.

See, old Jesus Mordino wanted something that the Redding miners would get addicted to fast AND make them work harder. So, I said, 'no prob,' right? Well, wasn't too hard to come up with a good upper. A sample of that pre-war protein extract, corrupt it and bam -- decent amphetamine. Before the Big One some meat companies were experimenting with a cheap protein extract for growing food, but they had to ditch it. One little skin bacteria contaminates it, and it's all screwed. The contaminated version acted like an amphetamine when ingested....When [the meat companies] first screwed up, they contaminated tons of that shit. And rather than ditch it, they fed it to their brahmin herds to try and recoup their losses.

PC: "So you used brahmin shit as fertilizer for the shrooms, except the pre-war protein contamination gives whatever shrooms grown in brahmin shit…certain extra ingredients?"

See, we start experimenting with the brahmin shit as fertilizer for the shrooms, except get this; then, we noticed the slaves working fertilizer vats were getting high from the fumes…By putting tons of brahmin shit in the vats, we found out that the fumes give more than enough of a kick. Eureka. Literally. 'Course, we had to test to get the mix right…


Is Myron a child genius? Doubtful. But he doesn't mention any other helpers (like an idea thief would mention the idea's originator anyway) and no one else in the Stables knows anything about Jet's initial manufacture and they all defer to Myron.

This is what Mrs Bishop has to say about her little addiction:

PC: "How did you end up in New Reno?"

JOHN happened. I used to live [in Vault City]. He visited once, I was pleasantly charmed because he was so…rough, I guess. Different from most Vault Citizens. (Sighs.) Of course, he let me try this little thing called 'Jet'... Jet's illegal in Vault City, of course. The other Citizens found out and revoked my Citizenship. John was the only one I could turn to... he knew that, of course. He'd planned the whole thing.


For what end, I wonder? A trophy wife? The only time Mr Bishop even mentions the existence of his wife and daughter is when he mentions sex between the Bishop ladies and the PC to threaten a recalcitrant PC into doing a hit for the Bishop family.

From a writing standpoint, this situation works only by a) doubling Myron's age, which conflicts with his avatar and in-game text or b) assigning another crime to Mrs Bishop that would get her kicked out of VC, such as posession of grain alcohol or murder or something. I can see John luring Leslie Anne out of VC with promises of booze and good times, especially since John Bishop's the type of man to keep a hand in everything (*snerk*) and seems more interested in towns and organizations outside of Reno than any of the other families.

Thoughts?
 
Avellone did answer it in Fallout Bible 9.

Mrs. Bishop got hooked on Jet by Bishop (before they got married) and for that she got kicked out of Vault City. However, Angela Bishop, her daughter, is what, late teens, early 20s? Because presumably she had Angela after she got married to Bishop, and thus after she got addicted to Jet, Jet would have to be at least as old as Angela Bishop, and Myron would have to be older (at least 10-15 years, I figure) than Jet. But he doesn't look it. Did Myron REALLY invent Jet? Or is it just his usual egotism?

You know what, you're right - that was a mistake on my part. Myron is supposed to be 17-20, but that kind of messes things up if you take the Bishops into account. I had always thought he had made Jet pretty recently (within a few years) so that the Mordinos could rise to power.

Myron really did invent Jet. He's really, really smart and really, really annoying.

So ignore the Bishops and their messed-up rendition of events - they're been taking too much Jet anyway.

So the easiest explanation is that Mrs. Bishop is too messed up after taking so much jet that she thinks her husband gave her jet now even though in reality it was something else he gave her, but she doesn't remember it well.
 
Ausir said:
Avellone did answer it in Fallout Bible 9.

Yeah, but he didn't provide an better explanation for Leslie Anne Bishop's departure from the VC, and honestly, I was looking for that more than info Myron. (What else would've blanked her memory? Psycho?)
 
Nah, Myron was telling the truth about Peyote. It's really weak- not half the strength of LSD weak, more like thousands of times weaker than LSD weak. It does last longer than LSD, though not by much.

Also, neither of them are very addictive, as in it's not the chemical effects that keep people coming back. It's purely the hallucinatory effects.

However Jet seems to ride high, fast and the chemical formula seems to cause incredible levels of addiction. Not like LSD or Peyote at all.

MCA's "explanation" is best- either Mrs. Bishop's memory's too fucked up by Jet (even Marijuana tends to have that effect on people), or it's a plot hole. I'd rather go with the "fucked-up memory" explanation, to be honest. It fits when you look at how the jetheads in New Reno, The Den, etc. are acting.

Still a bit wonky, but there aren't any other ways to reconcile it all.
 
Maybe there was a sort of Jet before Myron came around, and by 'inventing' Jet, he created a newer better amphetamine and overtook the old amphetamine trade by stealing the name of the latest analogue of meth to get a built in customer base since amphetamine addiction is typically all encompassing.

Or perhaps Jet is the in-game slang for all amphetamines, and Myron is just ambiguous about what he calls Jet due to his narrow perspective on what matters to him?

So when Mrs. Bishop refers to Jet, she's referring to an older amphetamine that is simply a weaker version of modern Jet, despite the production methods being entirely different.
 
xdarkyrex said:
Maybe there was a sort of Jet before Myron came around, and by 'inventing' Jet, he created a newer better amphetamine and overtook the old amphetamine trade by stealing the name of the latest analogue of meth to get a built in customer base since amphetamine addiction is typically all encompassing.

Makes even more sense, kinda like how various people changed cocaine ingestion over the centuries to shorten the ingestion, sharpen the effects, increase the high, and boost the addiction. Now, instead of chewing leaves, people can leach the addictive substances from the leaves with chemicals and bind them with a water-soluble solution, remove the chemicals entirely for a smokable powder, or bind those substances with something other than ammonia for an entirely ingestible and murderously addictive drug.

Myron's probably pissed as hell that the coca plants went out with the bomb.

Kan-Kerai said:
Nah, Myron was telling the truth about Peyote. It's really weak- not half the strength of LSD weak, more like thousands of times weaker than LSD weak. It does last longer than LSD, though not by much.

I'm wondering if Hakunin's great and awesome powers came from lots and lots of peyote. Or maybe the fields of peyote his parents ingested. The broc flowers and xander roots look so much like the above- and below-ground parts of the peyote. (And, as these are two of the main ingredients in healing powders and stimpaks, no wonder your NPCs babble about hallucinations when the PC uses one or fifteen on them.)

MCA's "explanation" is best- either Mrs. Bishop's memory's too fucked up by Jet (even Marijuana tends to have that effect on people), or it's a plot hole. I'd rather go with the "fucked-up memory" explanation, to be honest. It fits when you look at how the jetheads in New Reno, The Den, etc. are acting.

Eh. Unlike Angela, Leslie's two Jet references come when she's describing her Vault City past and how she hooked up with John Bishop. Angela blabbers about recreational flying in between all the insults she hurls at the PC. And Leslie still has a great deal of physical and mental control--she's not seeing pink deathclaws. If she was doing Jet from the time Bishop offered her some, she should be haggard and crazy after doing it for ~20 years. (Then again, no wonder Angela's fucked up. Mommy was doing Jet while preggers!)
 
Considering the fact that Mrs. Bishop blackmails a complete stranger into sex regardless of gender shows that she's pretty messed up, Jet or no. She's either hooked on something or just really really depressed and lonely and seeking to blame John for putting her in this hell hole.
Either way, what she says is totally unreliable.
 
Vault 69er said:
She's either hooked on something or just really really depressed and lonely and seeking to blame John for putting her in this hell hole.

I think it's depression and loneliness. When I graduated from college, I felt like I left a beautiful, intellectual world for one where I'm afraid to mention my education for fear of embarrassing someone who wasn't as lucky to get one. Not exactly Leslie's situation, but I doubt she found a whole helluva lot of beauty and light in New Reno once the novelty wore off. I'm taking what the game says to a mediocre lovemaker to heart:

"You make love. It's not the best. It's not the greatest. But, for a brief moment in your turbulent lives, you and Mrs. Bishop forget the cruelties of the world and lose yourselves in each other..."

Do you think she could be desperate for a way out and willing to say anything to forget or leave Reno?
 
Well she certainly doesn't seem to mind if Johnny boy ends up a corpse, I mean she's only property to him. If he's gone she'd be free to at least go elsewhere. So she just might be saying anything to make him look like a monster to heavily armed passers by/lovers.
Not that he needs any help in that regard. :P
 
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