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  1. Walpknut
    Walpknut
    There are some really highly paid writers who can only write the same 3 plots about doomsday weapons over and over.
  2. zegh8578
    zegh8578
    Most people, it appears, have a pretty shit idea of what "high resolution" is supposed to mean. "500x500 high res" gtfo...
    1. Squadcar likes this.
  3. Hoplite
    Hoplite
    Okay, the second bit, now Chapter 1 (and the first bit being a prologue), is live! Starting the real chapter two!
  4. Hoplite
    Hoplite
    The second chapter of that story-thingy is coming along well. Still no good at writing lmao
  5. alec
    alec
    Group therapy at the asylum is great. Day one and I already got my dick sucked by a bipolar chick with eating disorders. Also: free Xanax!
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    2. Hulk'O'Saurus
      Hulk'O'Saurus
      And after you're done and wipe, get some distance between you and bipolar...
      Jan 27, 2020 at 6:38 PM
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    3. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      But keep bipolar's number in your back pocket, might come in handy later
      Jan 28, 2020 at 3:18 PM
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    4. Squadcar
      Squadcar
      COME IN HANDY
      Jan 28, 2020 at 4:29 PM
  6. Walpknut
    Walpknut
    Make a one line joke about something in a Star Wars video, get some nerd's Op Ed about the force and the expanded universe in response.
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    3. BigGuyCIA
      BigGuyCIA
      "Wow weaponized light speed is incredibly stupid in TLJ".

      WELL ACKSHUALLY, IN THE CLONE WARS EP X SEASON Y, ANAKIN USED LIGHTSPEED ONCE TO BLOW UP A CRUISER.
      Jan 27, 2020 at 7:13 PM
    4. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I don't know, that was the only part of that movie that made me feel any kind of excitement.
      Jan 27, 2020 at 7:29 PM
    5. BigGuyCIA
      BigGuyCIA
      It's funny because I was thinking about this in the morning. Lore being obfuscated because it's tucked away in some random book from 1998. It's like the only universe where mutually exclusive events or elements can occur at the same time.
      Jan 27, 2020 at 7:51 PM
  7. 25_year_old_None
    25_year_old_None
    Loving the Nevada mod!
    1. Alphons
      Alphons
      Sadly final part and ending are weak. But it has a really amazing replayability.
      Jan 28, 2020 at 9:40 PM
  8. Hoplite
    Hoplite
    A FUCKING GRADE RUMBLE
  9. Hoplite
    Hoplite
    Honestly fuck the Royal Rumble. Brock's the least interesting wrestler I've ever seen. Bring back Lacey Evans v Bayley
  10. Eshanas
    Eshanas
    As expected, PIC is shit and I'm gonna sit it out like DIS. Star Wars, Star Trek...when will it get gud.
    1. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Alex kurtzman ruins star trek, Disney in general ruins star wars
      Jan 26, 2020 at 4:44 AM
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    2. Hassknecht
      Hassknecht
      Hahahahaha as if it'll ever be good again... Watch The Expanse and The Orville instead.
      Jan 27, 2020 at 9:27 AM
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  11. a721402
    a721402
    I wish i can stay away from China as far as possible, but since i live in a banana republic that so close to it, there is no escape.
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    2. alec
      alec
      Taiwan? I didn't realize that's a banana republic. I guess the definition must have broadened.
      Jan 26, 2020 at 4:02 PM
    3. a721402
      a721402
      Well, we do export banana and have a research institute for banana, so at least the banana part is right.
      Jan 27, 2020 at 7:02 AM
    4. Eshanas
      Eshanas
      Bananas are an important vector for potassium, which aids in balance. It's not a lot, but better than nothing! Taiwan keeps the world upright!
      Jan 27, 2020 at 11:23 PM
  12. KingArthur
    KingArthur
    Going back to college to put myself further into bankruptcy, but also to acquire my Masters, so I can apply to become a diplomat.
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    2. Squadcar
      Squadcar
      HUH
      Jan 25, 2020 at 2:26 PM
    3. Squadcar
      Squadcar
      I only got an associates. I'll go back one day but experience is more needed in my field for sure.
      Jan 25, 2020 at 2:27 PM
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    4. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Fuck off we're full.
      Jan 26, 2020 at 3:22 AM
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  13. Alphons
    Alphons
    That fucking pandemic from China reached Europe. Moving out to Greenland.
    1. alec
      alec
      Fearmongering. That's all. It's a virus causing respiratory infections which are usually mild. You will almost certainly not die from it.
      Jan 26, 2020 at 9:03 PM
  14. Walpknut
    Walpknut
    Was in a DiDi yesterday, getting to work. It was all normal then the guy gets a call that his wife got killed by a Motorist. Fucked up.
    1. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Like the sudden shift in the atmosphere was just chilling, the guy was trying so hard to not cry there while driving. I told him to drop me off there so he could go tend to the situation, first thing in the morning as well. It was really fucked up.
      Jan 24, 2020 at 9:52 PM
    2. Squadcar
      Squadcar
      Damn that must have been awkward for the both of you.
      Jan 24, 2020 at 10:29 PM
    3. alec
      alec
      I hope you comforted him a little. A simple 'Well, at least now you can go hunting for pussy again' or 'Some girls will get wet as fuck if you tell them your wife got killed' can make all the difference.
      Jan 26, 2020 at 12:00 PM
  15. Walpknut
    Walpknut
    So Ellon Musk basically wants to create the Setting of the Outer Worlds, but unironically....
  16. Hoplite
    Hoplite
    Love and Krieg is definitely my favorite 40k story. Terranis Holds.
    1. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      I always loved the short story about the Astra Militarum soldier who stays behind to save a doomed village from Orks, even when the rest of his squad leaves.
      Jan 25, 2020 at 7:05 AM
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  17. alec
    alec
    When you order 4 LEGO minifigs and they send you 2 LEGO and 2 LEPIN minifigs. Oh, and 1 of those LEGO minifigs has a LEPIN hairdo. Fuck.
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    2. Squadcar
      Squadcar
      Some sort of Chinese lead painted Lego?
      Jan 24, 2020 at 3:30 PM
    3. alec
      alec
      It's a LEGO knock-off. They're pretty decent, though, but not what I paid for.
      Jan 24, 2020 at 3:50 PM
    4. Squadcar
      Squadcar
      Yeah I'd be pissed about that then.
      Jan 24, 2020 at 4:10 PM
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  19. Walpknut
    Walpknut
    Super Samsh Brohters 6 is just gonna be "Fire Emblem vs Smash Brothers" ala Marvel vs Capcom.
    1. Yamu likes this.
    2. Squadcar
      Squadcar
      What about Super Smash Stsiers
      Jan 22, 2020
  20. KingArthur
    KingArthur
    “Genghis Khan” and “Stacey’s Mom” have the same number of syllables. You’re welcome.
    1. Yamu and The Dopamine Cleric like this.
    2. Squadcar
      Squadcar
      hitting the bong?
      Jan 22, 2020
    3. Yamu
      Yamu
      *GENGHIS bong.
      Jan 23, 2020 at 3:43 AM
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