zegh8578
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zegh8578

Keeper of the trout, from Mare Stercore

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"Quick and easy!" is now a euphemism for the exact opposite. Jan 22, 2021 at 2:41 PM

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Jan 23, 2021 at 12:23 AM
    1. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      "Quick and easy!" is now a euphemism for the exact opposite.
    2. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Made gumbo and white-people'd it up by replacing crab with seared scallops
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      2. TheGM
        TheGM
        Cajuns aren't white?
        Jan 22, 2021 at 11:29 AM
      3. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Cajuns are black whites
        Jan 23, 2021 at 12:33 AM
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      4. Morgan_
        Morgan_
        Where are my fellow Cajuns?
        Jan 23, 2021 at 12:46 AM
    3. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      1985 Jensen published a Sauropod dinosaur he named Supersaurus. To this day the genus remains valid, and I hate him for it.
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        As a nifty trick, a very large Argentinean carnosaur was named Giganotosaurus <--notice the extra o "giganoto", so to get away with almost calling it Gigantosaurus, despite that name being preoccupied.
        Jan 20, 2021 at 11:35 PM
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        There is also a very fragmentary German Sauropod named Dinosaurus, but it is considered a nomen dubium at best, as well as a pretty definite nomen oblitum.
        Jan 20, 2021 at 11:35 PM
      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Are you taking notes?
        Jan 20, 2021 at 11:36 PM
    4. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Soon Google search results are gonna be like "Look, if you're not gonna *buy* anything... "
    5. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Eventually managed to get the "good ending" for Cyberpunk. What a beautiful fucking game, seriously :I
      1. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        He begins to cry. He remembers a moment of happiness with games like the Witcher, but thinks it must be a false memory. He looks up and sees a picture of Cyberpunk on the telescreen, making him feel happy and safe. As he listens to the war news, he reassures himself of both the great victory he has won over himself and his newfound love for Cyberpunk.
        Jan 15, 2021
    6. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      My god, Def Leppard are boring
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I mean, how exciting can a deaf lepard be?
        Jan 14, 2021
      3. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Quiet Riot is my preferred hair metal
        Jan 15, 2021
      4. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Or Steel Panther
        Jan 15, 2021
    7. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Making jambalaya
    8. zegh8578
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Dude - 9000 babies. 9000!

        800 of them dumped in ONE mass grave

        I'm not laughing *at the dead babies*, that's like dark humor 101 - I'm laughing at *9000* dead babies - from ONE organization! :D
        Jan 13, 2021
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Like, can you imagine to what degree of *done* they are, taking care of peoples babies, with a track record of *nine thousand* dead babies... :'D
        Jan 13, 2021
      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        You enter their premises, and dead babies would just be tumbling out of cupboards, little limbs sticking out from under the carpets, pervasive stench of death coming from every hollow wall
        Jan 13, 2021
    9. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Some game guide about a money-glitch in Cyberpunk "You won't get anywhere near enough money [for all the cars] by doing missions - "
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Then how come I got plenty near enough money - and then some - by doing missions?

        How do people Suck SO HAAARD at games?
        What is it? Are they to stupid to loot and sell the loot? Do they give up after 2-3 missions, and stop looting? What's the deelio!?
        Jan 10, 2021
      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        And mind you - I'm no power-player! I'm pretty shit at intensity stuff, I get all adrenaliny and shaky, I can't handle the pressure - but patience... patience requires NO effort, just... hey - more loot! Sell the loot! Oh look, plenty of moneys! Takes a little while, sure - but what's the hurry!?
        Jan 10, 2021
      3. Risewild
        Risewild
        The hurry is so they can say they beat the game and "play" something else, then they beat that one too and start "playing" something else, and the cycle goes forever.

        What matters for some players is the number of games they beat, not playing the game properly. This leads to rushing.
        Jan 10, 2021
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    10. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      loooool
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      2. Dayglow Drifter
        Dayglow Drifter
        Funny Week continues onward
        Jan 9, 2021
      3. TheGM
        TheGM
        chuckles.
        Jan 9, 2021
    11. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Also, while I'm at it - any games journalist who finds reasonable to write an entire article about "be sure to patch your game" needs to be
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        executed publicly, together with their closest family.
        Jan 7, 2021
      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Games shouldn't even need patches. Fucken thing should be done by the time you can buy it.
        Jan 8, 2021
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    12. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      WHYYY the fuck do I never save!?!?!?
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Closely related pet peeve is when games won't let you save, for reasons, like "oh no, can't save during combat - you might cheat!" *CRASH TO DESKTOP*
        Jan 7, 2021
      3. Morgan_
        Morgan_
        The worst thing is when they don't let you pause.....
        Jan 7, 2021
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      4. TorontoReign
        Jan 7, 2021
    13. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Whenever I hear Diana Ross, I remember her work in the end theme of Land Before Time, and I choke up a little
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Oh, you weren't aware? I never watched the sequels, even as a kid I was kind of sceptical - but the main movie made a lasting impression. Sadly, it was intended to be yet darker, but was cut for time or to ease rating, as I understand it.
        Dec 29, 2020
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Sadly, as in - the edits. As it is, Land before time is pretty dark - which is what makes it so memorable. Had it not been cut, it might have become a real classic, a big one, like Lion King or something.
        Dec 29, 2020
      4. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Nah I loved the sequels as a kid
        Dec 30, 2020
    14. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      "Great!" is a very American expression, it's very versatile. A mountain, meal, experience, can all be "great!"
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Great.
        Dec 24, 2020
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    15. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Prolly half way through Cyberpunk by now (MQ, gonna leave most side-quests for later) - and so far so good. It's buggy and graphics issues
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        It's the typical Bethesda game bug where too many registries bloat the save file and makes them likely to corrupt. They said they will patch it to make the save file limit bigger. I will wait for that one because I wanted a Hacker character and the Technical skills tree looked interesting.
        Dec 21, 2020
      3. TheGM
        TheGM
        The bugs I've encountered or no worse than any of the others I've run into in recent games. as for this corruption thing, I heard it stems from people on the PC crafting and duping ungodly amounts of items so they can be gazillionaires.
        Dec 21, 2020
      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Why are people like that
        Dec 22, 2020
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    17. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Well, Armenia+Artsakh got beaten to a pulp
      1. Dayglow Drifter
        Dayglow Drifter
        Ruin and curses to the Turkish dog Azerbaijan
        Dec 3, 2020
    18. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      I just found timed sound-effects in the musical score of Gravity, to compensate for the lack of external noises during the climactic scenes
    19. eissa
      eissa
      Creepy mask.
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      3. eissa
        eissa
        Okay they were worn to represent the spirits of ancestor. I can see that.
        Nov 2, 2020
      4. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        I always thought it was a potato pancake.
        Nov 2, 2020
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    20. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      When are we done tweeting and posting comments and stuff? In general, I mean. As humanity.
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        When there is no internet.
        Oct 9, 2020
      2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        When the numidium brings about the end of this reality and the godhead erases us from existence for being a bunch of ungrateful and degenerate freaks.
        Oct 9, 2020
      3. CerberusGate
        CerberusGate
        I, for one, welcome our new Brass Giant, Akulakhan, to convert all of us into an extension of Dagoth Ur. I hear they provide free medical benefits.
        Oct 9, 2020
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