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Yeah it makes mystics look like total quacks instead of just eccentric loners.

If you squint, do a handstand and smoke a bowl, then this thing Nostradamus wrote can be interpreted as a prediction for Covid 19 and also my wife leaving me for a younger man.

A man coughed on another
Many people cried

OMG!!!!!!

I'm wondering if women feel anything equivalent in these situations, like slightly less weighted boobs or something

A clit tingle.

This is a happy thread.

You don’t wanna fuck with Shady cause Shady will fuckin put you in imminim-t danger

Something sad and eery about how unaffected the actual world, the planet, the seasons and the weather, all are to what we humans consider a major crisis. We mean so little, yet to ourselves, we mean everything.
/sip of wine.

There are dolphins in Venice now. After 60 years.

Yeah I think that is awesome. Venice is such a shithole normally.

I went grocery shopping the other day. Just happened to need some disinfectant wipes. Gone at both places I went. None were left. I know it makes more sense than toilet paper but there was at least about 10 family packs left in the aisle when I looked.

My gf needs bacterial disinfectant for her workplace, restaurant - all gone! Saw somewhere hospitals are running out, and chronical patients are endangered by morons who think anti-bacterial will defeat viruses. They probably just think "maybe! better just double down and stay safe!"

https://youtu.be/PWRYqigdmqM
Nothing changed in Poland, people were almost killing each other over discounts years before corona.

Christ windows is such utter fucking garbage. Fixed it.

Windows 10 or 7? Windows 10 pisses me off with that shit, randomly searching the web. NO BITCH, I WAS SEARCHING THE FILES AND SHIT ON MY PC. DON'T PUT IT ONLINE, FUCK YOU, AND QUIT FUCKING SPYING.

my favorite is "no results found in quick-access folder", because my brain still cannot fathom that I have such a pointless folder on my computer to begin with, and it further cannot fathom why it should be the default location for win to search for files o_-

Comic book store guy is having a warm meal today.

Throw it away dude, you ditch the shell, don't you? :v

https://www.myrecipes.com/extracrispy/whats-that-stringy-white-thing-in-raw-eggs

Apparently it's edible.

It doesn't matter what it is, it looks like cum and that's all that matters.

The HBO show is the the way to go. Shame it only had two seasons.

Maybe that's a good thing. Spawn's perpetualness was one of my first lessons in "art for the sake of profit" as a teen, and the main reason I had to let the comic book go. I *loved* the count-down aspect, the build up to a confrontation, heaven vs hell, all that jazz. Then it came, went, and the comic just continued, and I felt very disillusioned.

I absolutely love instant noodles. If they're cup noodles, you can wait til they're lukewarm and then fuck the cup. You can still eat them afterwards.

Tomatoes or peppers. If it can be a combination of things it would just be varying types of hamburgers.

Carolina BBQ. God I'd let BBQ destroy my life

spellchecks that accept plurals or other tenses to words, without red-lining, and insisting you "Write word only as present tense nothing else, and if must only write simple vacation letter"

I love that you're just looking into all this Sumerian shit.

It's cool because it's kind of limited in scope, and therefore fairly easy to research - as well as so, so fascinating!

This sounds more like the first recorded comedian in history. Is it possible the fart joke is the earliest joke? I think so. Brrrttttttt.....

I once had a game where I could not unlock any achievements for it and I came back to the game years later with the problem still active. I aked what the problem could be and some dumbass asked "Have you tried turning the game off?" Yeah moron, I've left the game running for several years straight. Turned out it was the save profile that was the problem, not the game itself.

I'm of the opinion that we should all be shot in the streets so I like this comment.

Starting to sound like me lately, Toront.

One would think they'd never be allowed to pull that argument ever anyway

Now the cops are going to be sorry when their house burns down. I can't wait.

I mean, is that even a thing in France? Seems more like a Righty USA thing that keeps trying to seep in everywhere.

I watch pretty much everything online in 480p because even though I can see a difference with 720p and an even bigger difference with 1080p, it is my opinion that 480p is a really decent resolution. If you go lower, though, things sometimes start to look as if they're made out of polygons. I recently watched a boxing match in 360p and at times it looked like a video game. Really odd.

That's like calling the original resolution for Doom high def.

That's like calling your wife high def.

I don't understand why people like about shit like that. Like "I'm leaving the house now" but yet they still take 20 minutes to make a 5 minute drive. Why the fuck y'all lying?

I think many want to "sell" their intention to arrive, it bothers me over and over, no matter the distance, from one end of the city to another, like friends too, they're always like "15 minutes tops" when it takes 15 minutes to GET to the goddamn bus stop

Hope you have a nice x-mas time over there. Don't know if you have snow there, or if you even like snow. May Santa grant you nice gifts etc.

Woah bro! I didn't know I shared a forum with dirty little incels! We really need to do something about those creeps (shudders), like say make them wear badges...maybe uh-I got it stars! Little stars on their collar then once we've done that we could corral them in some area. Maybe a camp? Yes a camp, then once we have taken them to these camps we can kill them and put them in ove-oh wait never mind...

A dunce-cap with "so ronery" written down it would probably suffice

She literally lived there voluntarily and hasn't said a single bad thing about the guy. Seems like manufactured outrage to me.

come over to the other side, Paul, and all your misguided minions. Workers of the world unite!

Maybe the breidtbart checks aren't clearing up.

It's Hegelian

It's like when Dopa made me click on a Sargon video. Just erase the internet history and cookies and you will be ok.

Just click on the tab that says "Not Interested" and it shouldn't show up stuff you aren't interested in. Did that when they kept recommending a bunch of Ralph Retort and Metokur shit at me.

Are your tires undamaged?

Not to mention Polynesia. France is a weird beast, in that it still retains actual, litteral colonies around the world. Like - pacific islands like New Caledonia and Polynesia - as well as Guyana - all are considered *actual* France. Like, yes, "c'est la France! rons rons!"