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Lol, can you hear their hearts shattering? :v

I think Autism is too cliche an explanation and kind of an unfair one. Lotta people are cringelords who can't detect sarcasm without them having any dyagnosis at all. Specially common with teenagers who take themselves waaaaaay too seriously.

I keep seeing that word QAnon during my adventures on the internet, but I obviate investigating further.

What about one of those 6000 dollar fur suits? Those sound pretty expensive.

I read somewhere James Bond uses an alpaca wool suit, and I was thinking more in the 60 000 dollar range

So James Bond's fursona is an alpaca?

The football stadium hotel here has shaped a heart with their lit-vs-darkened windows every night since the pandemic begun. That too is kinda cute.

Last time I tried another low batch brand from southern Norway, and it was nice enough. Unusual experience. I'm gonna let this one fully cool before tasting.

Love all these nerd-never-get-laid-boys crying about how japanese games got gender-roles down right. Yes. Cloud, the girliest man in the universe - down to a fuckin t. Not to mention that vaxed-chested pony tailed red-head dude with the obvious mascara, as well as the strange being in the gym, and the overly gay motorcycle dude, the gay turk, the gay ancient dude, the gay

Oh and the drag-dance, with the gayest man in the entire game

Bleach is too old for Zoomers.

Funny because I feel too old for Bleach.

Both statements are true.

(and yes, children being annoying is the actual reason for opening schools again. Not worded like that, but using words like "depressed" etc. I wonder, if it weren't a virus, but say, bombing by the Luftwaffe, how bored would people be?)

(That was rethorical btw, people would be super-bored, and they would go and get themselves bombed, like fucking idiots)

My balls itch.

I'm more annoyed the updates keep turning off my computer so I need to keep logging back into Pornhub.

Maybe the Swedish aren't using the same logarithmic scale all other countries are using. It's child's play to level a statistic if you're using a logarithmic scale.

They're fucking it up. Finns in Sweden are in panic, trying to leave the country but can't because borders are closed.

Yeah, I'm refering to the discrepancy between 6200 Norwegian cases/100 deaths vs 9100 Swedish cases/800 deaths, that's nearly 10% death rate, which is curious to say the least. Afaik they only recently closed schools (if they even did yet), while we've been shut down for a while now (time is weird during lockdown). My gf got an extended paid leave until September! September!!!

Yeah it makes mystics look like total quacks instead of just eccentric loners.

If you squint, do a handstand and smoke a bowl, then this thing Nostradamus wrote can be interpreted as a prediction for Covid 19 and also my wife leaving me for a younger man.

A man coughed on another
Many people cried

OMG!!!!!!

I'm wondering if women feel anything equivalent in these situations, like slightly less weighted boobs or something

A clit tingle.

This is a happy thread.

You don’t wanna fuck with Shady cause Shady will fuckin put you in imminim-t danger

Something sad and eery about how unaffected the actual world, the planet, the seasons and the weather, all are to what we humans consider a major crisis. We mean so little, yet to ourselves, we mean everything.
/sip of wine.

There are dolphins in Venice now. After 60 years.

Yeah I think that is awesome. Venice is such a shithole normally.

I went grocery shopping the other day. Just happened to need some disinfectant wipes. Gone at both places I went. None were left. I know it makes more sense than toilet paper but there was at least about 10 family packs left in the aisle when I looked.

My gf needs bacterial disinfectant for her workplace, restaurant - all gone! Saw somewhere hospitals are running out, and chronical patients are endangered by morons who think anti-bacterial will defeat viruses. They probably just think "maybe! better just double down and stay safe!"

https://youtu.be/PWRYqigdmqM
Nothing changed in Poland, people were almost killing each other over discounts years before corona.

Christ windows is such utter fucking garbage. Fixed it.

Windows 10 or 7? Windows 10 pisses me off with that shit, randomly searching the web. NO BITCH, I WAS SEARCHING THE FILES AND SHIT ON MY PC. DON'T PUT IT ONLINE, FUCK YOU, AND QUIT FUCKING SPYING.

my favorite is "no results found in quick-access folder", because my brain still cannot fathom that I have such a pointless folder on my computer to begin with, and it further cannot fathom why it should be the default location for win to search for files o_-

Comic book store guy is having a warm meal today.

Throw it away dude, you ditch the shell, don't you? :v

https://www.myrecipes.com/extracrispy/whats-that-stringy-white-thing-in-raw-eggs

Apparently it's edible.

It doesn't matter what it is, it looks like cum and that's all that matters.

The HBO show is the the way to go. Shame it only had two seasons.

Maybe that's a good thing. Spawn's perpetualness was one of my first lessons in "art for the sake of profit" as a teen, and the main reason I had to let the comic book go. I *loved* the count-down aspect, the build up to a confrontation, heaven vs hell, all that jazz. Then it came, went, and the comic just continued, and I felt very disillusioned.

I absolutely love instant noodles. If they're cup noodles, you can wait til they're lukewarm and then fuck the cup. You can still eat them afterwards.

Tomatoes or peppers. If it can be a combination of things it would just be varying types of hamburgers.

Carolina BBQ. God I'd let BBQ destroy my life

spellchecks that accept plurals or other tenses to words, without red-lining, and insisting you "Write word only as present tense nothing else, and if must only write simple vacation letter"