zegh8578
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Keeper of the trout, from Mare Stercore

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Store only sells raw unsalted macadamia nuts, so I bought 2 packs, and salted and roasted them in a pan, and now theyre SO fffucking good! Sep 11, 2020

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    1. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Store only sells raw unsalted macadamia nuts, so I bought 2 packs, and salted and roasted them in a pan, and now theyre SO fffucking good!
    2. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      SO UM I guess this is the universe where Paul Joseph Watson urges people to follow the bin Ladens now.
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Mussolini's lynching is like.. super satisfying though. I like that they strung his wife up with him.
        Sep 6, 2020
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Hitler's family changed their last names, and sought to distance themselves from him. Mussolini's grand daughter tho? Keeps the last name, goes into politics and spouses his same views. And also gets on twitter fights about how "Mussolini was good, actually".
        Sep 6, 2020
      4. TheGM
        TheGM
        If my last name was Hitlerini I'd own that'd shit.
        Sep 7, 2020
    3. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      My god, stress really is the worst... as soon as I piss myself off, it's followed by a cascade of more, itching, snot, sweat, just - MORE
      1. Morgan_
        Morgan_
        Speaking as a neurotic myself hives suck.
        Sep 2, 2020
      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Yeah, I got some of that, but in general, life is a lot more managable the past few years, which has also resulted in less stress symptoms. Maybe that's also why I sooo hate the symptoms of acute stress when they *do* re-occur, ugh...
        Sep 2, 2020
      3. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        Have some green tea. That works for me.
        Sep 2, 2020
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    4. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Like, dude, okay - I don't even drive, and I hate bicyclists - but come on! Let me live! I only ever go on the designated paths!
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Fucking three times in 45 minutes, some asswipe tried to run me over IN a pedestrian crossing - one time WITH other pedestrians WITH me, like "i will murder CHILDREN to get you, BICYCLIST!"
        Sep 1, 2020
      3. Hassknecht
        Hassknecht
        At least your condom-suited yobbers ride at decent speeds. Here it's middle-aged men with overpriced bikes riding along like a tortoise blocking me on a shitty three-speed lump of steel as old and rusty as them.
        Sep 5, 2020
      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Yeah, I kinda like those dudes with the 100% aerodynamic gear, with the shark-fin-shaped helmets. In the downhills, they just lean over their steering, and turn into speed blurs.
        Sep 5, 2020
    5. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      One of the depressing things bout googling stuff lately, is all the "U WANNA BUY!?" results. No, man, I'm just curious bout stuff...
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Like now, I'm trying to research door-lock nomenclature, basically. What are door lock components called? ALL I get, ALL I get, are offers to buy high security door locks, prices, prices, prices, buy, buy, buy, ORDER HERE, ORDER NOW, it's depressing...
        Sep 1, 2020
      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        If you google enough rope to hang yourself you used to get ads for rope and google would only post suicide prevention line if you did it twice. It's been fixed but that was always super funny to me.
        Sep 1, 2020
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    6. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Lately I'm spotting Mars a lot, in the eastern sky, fairly low in the sky, but well above the horizon
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      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        While I usually see Venus take a travel across the eastern sky, low horizon to low sky, around dawn-hours, I tend to spot Mars earlier in the evening, around 6-8 maybe, I haven't made sure. I'm now curious how come I never spotted it before, or at least not with such clarity.
        Aug 30, 2020
      4. TheGM
        TheGM
        But what about Uranus?
        Aug 30, 2020
      5. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        It's to far away. You can't see it with the naked eye.
        Aug 30, 2020
    7. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      OBEY!!!!
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        No you.
        Aug 26, 2020
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      3. a721402
        a721402
        Be one with Yuri.
        Aug 26, 2020
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      4. TheGM
        TheGM
        FEAR ME BUT FOLLOW!
        Aug 26, 2020
    8. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      fucking peasants, man... whenever someone religious tells me I should read about Jesus, because they think I'm unaware - - - of Jesus.
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        sounds like u need some Jesus bruh
        Aug 24, 2020
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        They tell me the same even tho I graduated from a Catholic school and went all the way to making the Confirmation because the school basically made it mandatory.
        Aug 24, 2020
      4. TheGM
        TheGM
        Those people are great. they laughs they provide can lift any day. Fedora tippers on the other hand are the absolute worst.
        Aug 24, 2020
    9. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Love when recipes go like "oh, and serve with boiled rice!" at the very end.
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Speaking of, I actually find "you suck at cooking" on Youtube surprisingly helpful at times
        Aug 8, 2020
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      3. Morgan_
        Morgan_
        "Cooking with dog" is always fun.
        Aug 8, 2020
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      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        lol, the accent, I might give these a few further checks!
        Aug 8, 2020
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    10. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Early dawn, horizon is reddish yellow, sky is dark blue, and a single celestial object is visible, clearly, brightly shining Venus
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      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        if all those people were less stupid, they'd take the time to truly appreciate this whole other world, visible to their naked, stupid eyes, instead of tarding about ufos
        Aug 1, 2020
      5. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Not as exciting as aliens. I knew one fathead that was pointing at something all night thinking it was a UFO. I eventually stopped trying to tell him it was a satellite and went in the house.
        Aug 1, 2020
    11. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Btw, as much as I love bikes, I'm never getting a bicycle-guy outfit, god those condom-suits are obnoxious
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I did get myself a sort of light-weight water-proof outdoors-attire though, all black, so I put that shit on, my helmet, aviators (for the wind, and bonus untrustworthyness) and my bicycle gloves if the rain and wind is extra brisk. All that together, I must admit myself, makes me look ridiculously awesome
        Jul 31, 2020
    12. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      would it be weird if I just went and bought a jar of pesto, and ate that shit with a spoon?
    13. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Christ man, someone told me that you can work your way up to become a billionaire. Why do people believe that stupid shit!?
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      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        The chance of being struck by lightning is 1 to 700 000.

        If lightning equalled a billion stupid dollars, then congrats, you have a world view where you consider it a fucking privilige to exist in an environment where you slave your wage away, in the slim chance a lightning will strike you, blessing you with the ONE only possible blessing the desired society has to bestow upon you
        Jul 31, 2020
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      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Super duper, you live in a world where you MIGHT be the one man to invent something truly new, "from your garage", or more likely, inherited the means to conglomerate existing fortunes together. Which one is it? You inventing something brilliant yet?
        Jul 31, 2020
      5. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        You can however become a millionaire. Just win a game show. Duh.
        Jul 31, 2020
    14. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Korn's "Issues" is a pretty cool album. Hadn't listened in... well two decades
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Their first few albums are still good. Pretty emo but good.
        Jul 30, 2020
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    15. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      left my ice coffee too far back in the fridge, now it's frozen. oh the irony, THE SWEET HORRIBLE IRONY
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Oh no, something is definitely wrong with my fridge. It's not really mine per se, I'm renting, and the fridge's part of the outfit. I'm considering complaining to the landlord, but it seems like it'd be a huge stupid hastle, so I'm putting it off for later :0
        Jul 28, 2020
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        (god I'm sick of always renting... )
        Jul 28, 2020
      4. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        The advantage in renting is not paying the 200 dollars for the new fridge.
        Jul 28, 2020
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    16. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      For days I've admired a spider hanging outside my window. Perfectly posed against the nordic summer night sun. Finally, it caught an insect
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        It wasted no time, rushed down, and started wrapping the little insect up - then relocated it to higher up in the net. I didn't know spiders would relocate their catches. It might actually be consuming it allready. Well, it's been days without any catches. Patient spider. Good spider.
        Jun 28, 2020
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Oh yeah, it's definitely eating the bug. Nom nom nom, well done spider - and right outside my window! A proper little gate-keeper. I'm pleased.
        Jun 28, 2020
    17. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Fuckin... had a walk in the woods the other day - nice walk, only hickup ONE weird looking horse-fly(?) lands on my arm, and insta-bites
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        When it comes to time of day I am sure they bask at certain times so that would be when you would want to look. Otherwise they will be submerged or hiding in the weeds.
        Jun 25, 2020
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      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Ever seen beavers? Not doing a pun, btw :D Here in Trondheim, real wilderness is always like 10 minutes from the outskirts, and there's a beaver-dam near a stretch of road I bicycled 2-3 times a week as a kid+teen, going to and fro my dad's place
        Jun 25, 2020
      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Morning, midday, evening, midnight, did not matter - I never saw them! To this day, I never saw them. People would tell me, "oh, they're right there, you can see them from the road."

        I haven't given up. I *will* find them.
        Jun 25, 2020
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    18. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      US confirmed curve does steady upswing lately, with yesterday marked 34.7K, comparable to the peaks of March. Rapid new contenders are -
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        If you have a cold you have COVID. That is why America has top Cold War statistics right now.
        Jun 24, 2020
      3. Atomic Postman
        Atomic Postman
        UK is about to get a lot lot worse. Pubs reopen on July 4th and there will be a literal bull stampede of people going to have their summer pints.
        Jun 24, 2020
      4. Eshanas
        Eshanas
        Estimates are all over the fucking place. The only good takeaway is if that the US cases are 10x reported than this shit ain't world-ending; I guess. I still don't want to gamble with it and will continue with precautions cause fuck this thing.
        Jun 26, 2020
    19. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      I always red-flag when professed non-racists throw in blue and green people for good measure.
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Coincidentally, vikings thought Africans were blue-skinned, due to hazy recollections by rare-and-far-between eyewitnesses, and to this very day, the term "blåneger" denotes a *very* dark skinned person, like petrol dark.
        Jun 19, 2020
    20. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      damn, overpinch just a tad, and everything tastes like one big pile of rosemary
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Your food was filled with demons so the Rosemary got rid of them for you.
        Jun 18, 2020
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        'twas delicious, reindeer strips with mushrooms, onion and sour cream, on top of a big puffy pillow of mashed potatoes
        Jun 18, 2020
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