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zegh8578

Keeper of the trout, from Mare Stercore

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Fuck yeah! The norwegian word for "body language" has SIX consonants in a row! Kroppsspråk! <---My spell check accepts! Aug 5, 2021 at 4:46 PM

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    1. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Fuck yeah! The norwegian word for "body language" has SIX consonants in a row! Kroppsspråk! <---My spell check accepts!
    2. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Anyone putting "rational thinker" or any such in their bio, is bound to be a grade a fucking moron.
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      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        "Free thinker" and "Classic Liberal" are other tell tale ones.
        Aug 5, 2021 at 2:35 PM
      4. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Centralist, Free-thinking, Truthseeker, with a wicked sense of humor.
        Aug 5, 2021 at 3:43 PM
      5. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        Why are you picking on Movie Bob? That man is the most rational thinking person ever. *snicker*
        Aug 5, 2021 at 10:32 PM
    3. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Someone in some comment about birds discarding dead chicks from nests: "Birds don't feel sadness. They know its survival of the fittest."
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      3. TheGM
        TheGM
        Dude you need this *Hands you a Snickers*
        Aug 5, 2021 at 6:53 AM
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      4. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        So... what you be sayin' is... Birbs be havin' feelins and shit?
        Aug 5, 2021 at 3:41 PM
      5. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        At the very least 2 feelings

        On a serious note, my favorite "feeling" in nature is annoyance. In my life I have deliberately annoyed all of my pets, birds, cats, dogs - and they all respond predictably :V
        Aug 5, 2021 at 4:11 PM
    4. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      New pet peeve: Lazy uninquisitive game guides who have clearly not put any real effort into exploring a games quests, beyond a single run.
    5. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas - Toooys in every store -
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        But the prettiest sight to see is the holly that will be
        On your own front doooor
        Aug 4, 2021 at 11:23 AM
      2. Richwizard
        Richwizard
        Christmas in July was last month. Been in a coma?
        Aug 5, 2021 at 2:31 AM
    6. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      The local news about illegal destruction of gulls in Trondheim, completely sweeping past the notion that someone has been unloading shotguns
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        in the *middle of the city*

        Like, yes, this is an important news story about ecology, and peoples misguided notion that birds are "a pest", and take it upon themselves to deal with them - but no, let's rewind and ARREST WHOEVER's BLASTING SHOTGUNS *INSIDE THE CITY* plz :I
        Aug 4, 2021 at 11:16 AM
      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        This reminds me of a comedic scene in a Swedish movie, depicting quickly edited "countryside hillbilly crimes", including "a moose hunt" in the middle of a crowded playground - only this time, it was real, and in the city!

        The hickery is impressive
        Aug 4, 2021 at 11:17 AM
    7. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Brazilians totally have brazilian cheeks. It's cus of how they speak - the "exaggerated" portuguese necesitate facial movements unique to
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Brazilian portuguese - not even Portuguese portuguese! This results in these sharply defined cheeks that you can spot in so many Brazilians!
        Aug 4, 2021 at 2:53 AM
    8. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      The Norwegian word for "male voice" features 5 consonants in a row - "mannsstemme", defying the general rule of "no more than two"
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Three consonants in a row is not entirely uncommon, especially when compounding words. Four consonants in a row is much rarer. Five in a row, I can only think of that one example for now.
        Aug 3, 2021 at 1:39 PM
    9. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Imagine having a Youtube react channel, and having to sit through all the movies "making the rounds", and pretending you enjoy them all.
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Could be worse, could be a Youtube react channel about other youtube videos.
        Jul 30, 2021
    10. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Holy fuck, it appears as if our only tv channel slated to show the olympics are for some reason not allowed to show the olympics...
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Either that, or something else is going on - all I know is for the past 2 hours, they've been in a studio talking *about* the sports that are currently happening, not showing any of it :I
        Jul 25, 2021
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Remember when the Rio Olympics swiming competition was a literal shitshow?
        Jul 25, 2021
      3. ironmask
        ironmask
        I remember hearing the rumor that there was a couch in the swimming water during that time.
        Jul 26, 2021
    11. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Holy shit a moose just walked past my livingroom window!
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I actually got a bit of an adrenaline shot from that - at first I only saw huge brown arms and shoulders, I had *NO* idea what I was looking at - other than some creature, quadrupedal, and with enormous limbs, holy shit...
        Jul 13, 2021
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        So you are in a room with a moose!?
        Jul 13, 2021
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    12. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Bill Cosby is back
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      3. Morgan_
        Morgan_
        Jello puddin eatin ass.
        Who knew money could win you favors?
        Jul 1, 2021
      4. Richwizard
        Richwizard
        If he tries to sell me any more "new" Coke, he's dead.
        Jul 2, 2021
      5. ironmask
        ironmask
        You think he bribed the court with pudding?
        Jul 2, 2021
    13. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Uhm, I just watched two roe deers playfully chase each others around a tree, and it sounded like they were giggling :I
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Like a hoarse "gasp" followed by a little squeal, almost like a donkey, "huhh - squeek! huhh-squeek!"
        Jun 25, 2021
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        They fucked.
        Jun 25, 2021
      4. eissa
        eissa
        Mind if i chat with you in discord?
        Jun 25, 2021
    14. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Gf ordered some "liquid smoke", post office broke the bottle in the parcel, now the whole apartment smells like it's been smoked.
      1. Aurelius Of Phoenix
    15. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      I really dislike the inherently eternal nature of social media interfaces, like the neverending scroll, or the neverending suggestions
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      2. Morgan_
        Morgan_
        Well damn, and here I was wishing there was an infinite scroll option to this forum when viewing threads. Similar to how Discord works. There will be a convo going and it will just get cut in half sometimes.

        ech
        Jun 10, 2021
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Vade retro!
        Jun 10, 2021
      4. eissa
        eissa
        We need intranet.
        Jun 10, 2021
    16. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      I bet Simply Red is the type to bash your face in if you trash his ginger curls, right outta the blue, hard motherfucker, fist of steel
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Under those lil suits, big-ass pecs, enough to make carrot top run for cover
        Jun 7, 2021
    17. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Ever contemplated dungeon monster existence? All you do is stand around in a dark dungeon, day after day, night after night
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I always found it really fascinating. Like the guardians in Morrowind crypts - the skeletons patrolling the corridors. I mean, that's very active. The first 12 000 times you go up and down a corridor, and still no intruders, wouldn't you lean back and have a smoke or something? At the very least
        Jun 7, 2021
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        But no - still determined, 12 001 patrol, 12 002, years and years and years, not only determined, but totally amped - the MOMENT an intruder comes by - you're not even surprised, not even releaved, just "rarr!" and you attack, kill, and instantly make a lil U-turn back down the corridor
        Jun 7, 2021
      4. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Mummies constantly accusing the other of stealing their wrappings, ghosts waiting to spook, that fat fuck dragon snoring on his pile of treasure for millennia. What a drag.
        Jun 7, 2021
    18. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Spiders are endearingly clueless. I put one outside, and not ONCE does it stop to contemplate wtf happened. Right to work building a web!
      1. Risewild
        Risewild
        When you need shelter and are hungry, you also don't stop to contemplate where your house or food comes from.

        Spiders need their webs to be able to have shelter and food. They can contemplate all they want after they made their web and have to wait for ages until they catch some prey .
        Jun 7, 2021
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Good point.
        Jun 7, 2021
      3. TheGM
        TheGM
        "A large entity of unknown origin has transplanted me from one plane of existence to another...eh what are you gonna do *builds web*"
        Obviously Spiders are of the no fucks given variety.
        Jun 7, 2021
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    19. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Lol, dunno how long Google Translate has existed, but Norwegian to English is still a total crapshoot. Worst is it never simply says "dunno"
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      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I'll forever be reminded of the X-Files episode, where they featured "Norwegians" who spoke like "Hurbu lurbu durbu durbu" AND AIRED IN NORWAY, as if we'd all be like "oh, damn, I guess that's how we speak now! Ah well! Hurbu durbu lurbu gurbu!"
        Jun 5, 2021
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        English to spanish and back works pretty well. Japanese to english is hilarious tho, sometimes it just romanizes words when JP > En, and others it just turns english words into Katakana thus you just end up with Engrish as a "translation".
        Jun 5, 2021
      5. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Oh, yeah I forgot it goes both ways - yeah, Eng to Nor is even worse!
        Jun 5, 2021
    20. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Fun fact! The nicobar pigeon is the closest relative of the Dodo and the Rodrigues Solitaire! It lives in the Andaman and Nicobar islands!
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        where it is mercylessly being driven to extinction, including for the use of jewelry :D BOOM!
        Jun 2, 2021
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