zegh8578
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zegh8578

Keeper of the trout, from Mare Stercore

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I love how when I sarcastically probe Q-Anon types for a reaction, they never detect my snark at first. Such reason, eh, such logic. May 20, 2020

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    1. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      I love how when I sarcastically probe Q-Anon types for a reaction, they never detect my snark at first. Such reason, eh, such logic.
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Lol, can you hear their hearts shattering? :v
        May 20, 2020
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I think Autism is too cliche an explanation and kind of an unfair one. Lotta people are cringelords who can't detect sarcasm without them having any dyagnosis at all. Specially common with teenagers who take themselves waaaaaay too seriously.
        May 20, 2020
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      4. TheGM
        TheGM
        I keep seeing that word QAnon during my adventures on the internet, but I obviate investigating further.
        May 21, 2020
    2. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      I want an expensive suit. Like a really really expensive suit. Like obnoxiously expensive. I googled, and woo, "Armani" is like, for plebs
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      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        What about one of those 6000 dollar fur suits? Those sound pretty expensive.
        May 19, 2020
      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I read somewhere James Bond uses an alpaca wool suit, and I was thinking more in the 60 000 dollar range
        May 19, 2020
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      5. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        So James Bond's fursona is an alpaca?
        May 19, 2020
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    3. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      I have a decent view from here, and at night I can sometimes see little blue lights blinking into the city glitter. It's very pretty
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        The football stadium hotel here has shaped a heart with their lit-vs-darkened windows every night since the pandemic begun. That too is kinda cute.
        May 19, 2020
    4. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Bought me some mead again today. Local low-batch producer from up north (the store-guy could not recommend the "big brand" from Denmark)
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Last time I tried another low batch brand from southern Norway, and it was nice enough. Unusual experience. I'm gonna let this one fully cool before tasting.
        May 4, 2020
    5. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      FF7R rule: The gayer the encounter - the tougher the fight!
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Love all these nerd-never-get-laid-boys crying about how japanese games got gender-roles down right. Yes. Cloud, the girliest man in the universe - down to a fuckin t. Not to mention that vaxed-chested pony tailed red-head dude with the obvious mascara, as well as the strange being in the gym, and the overly gay motorcycle dude, the gay turk, the gay ancient dude, the gay
        Apr 28, 2020
      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Oh and the drag-dance, with the gayest man in the entire game
        Apr 28, 2020
    6. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      lol bleach
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Bleach is too old for Zoomers.
        Apr 26, 2020
      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Funny because I feel too old for Bleach.
        Apr 26, 2020
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Both statements are true.
        Apr 26, 2020
    7. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Consistent spike in infection rate probably stemming from easter. Also, people are just bored I guess. Primary schools slated to reopen 27th
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        (and yes, children being annoying is the actual reason for opening schools again. Not worded like that, but using words like "depressed" etc. I wonder, if it weren't a virus, but say, bombing by the Luftwaffe, how bored would people be?)
        Apr 18, 2020
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        (That was rethorical btw, people would be super-bored, and they would go and get themselves bombed, like fucking idiots)
        Apr 18, 2020
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      4. alec
        alec
        My balls itch.
        Apr 19, 2020
    8. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Windows updates are still just porn-virus removal tools, aren't they?
      1. Big No
        Big No
        I'm more annoyed the updates keep turning off my computer so I need to keep logging back into Pornhub.
        Apr 17, 2020
    9. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Norwegian curve is already beginning to level slightly. Swedish curve is shooting up, wth are they doing!?
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      3. alec
        alec
        Maybe the Swedish aren't using the same logarithmic scale all other countries are using. It's child's play to level a statistic if you're using a logarithmic scale.
        Apr 9, 2020
      4. MutantScalper
        MutantScalper
        They're fucking it up. Finns in Sweden are in panic, trying to leave the country but can't because borders are closed.
        Apr 10, 2020
      5. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Yeah, I'm refering to the discrepancy between 6200 Norwegian cases/100 deaths vs 9100 Swedish cases/800 deaths, that's nearly 10% death rate, which is curious to say the least. Afaik they only recently closed schools (if they even did yet), while we've been shut down for a while now (time is weird during lockdown). My gf got an extended paid leave until September! September!!!
        Apr 10, 2020
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    10. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Cue years of people finding "creepy" "predictions" of Coronavirus in various media predating the pandemic, owing to an assumption that
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Yeah it makes mystics look like total quacks instead of just eccentric loners.
        Apr 3, 2020
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      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        If you squint, do a handstand and smoke a bowl, then this thing Nostradamus wrote can be interpreted as a prediction for Covid 19 and also my wife leaving me for a younger man.
        Apr 3, 2020
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      4. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        A man coughed on another
        Many people cried

        OMG!!!!!!
        Apr 3, 2020
    11. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Yall dudes know the feeling right, when you're in a freefall/low gravity situation, and your ballsack-content rises
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I'm wondering if women feel anything equivalent in these situations, like slightly less weighted boobs or something
        Mar 29, 2020
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      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        A clit tingle.
        Mar 29, 2020
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      4. Mr. Grandma
        Mr. Grandma
        This is a happy thread.
        Mar 29, 2020
    12. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Love how New Zealanders pronounce Eminem as "imminim"
      1. MutantScalper and KingArthur like this.
      2. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        You don’t wanna fuck with Shady cause Shady will fuckin put you in imminim-t danger
        Mar 25, 2020
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    13. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      First hints of daw's sun peering up beyond the horizon after a long, dark winter.
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Something sad and eery about how unaffected the actual world, the planet, the seasons and the weather, all are to what we humans consider a major crisis. We mean so little, yet to ourselves, we mean everything.
        /sip of wine.
        Mar 23, 2020
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      3. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        There are dolphins in Venice now. After 60 years.
        Mar 23, 2020
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      4. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Yeah I think that is awesome. Venice is such a shithole normally.
        Mar 23, 2020
    14. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Sigh, old ladies tearing family-packs of toilet-paper off the shelves in the store today.
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      2. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        I went grocery shopping the other day. Just happened to need some disinfectant wipes. Gone at both places I went. None were left. I know it makes more sense than toilet paper but there was at least about 10 family packs left in the aisle when I looked.
        Mar 9, 2020
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        My gf needs bacterial disinfectant for her workplace, restaurant - all gone! Saw somewhere hospitals are running out, and chronical patients are endangered by morons who think anti-bacterial will defeat viruses. They probably just think "maybe! better just double down and stay safe!"
        Mar 9, 2020
      4. Alphons
        Alphons
        Mar 10, 2020
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    15. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Christ the windows search function is such utter fucking garbage. Didn't work weeks ago, worked for a while, stopped working again...
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Christ windows is such utter fucking garbage. Fixed it.
        Feb 27, 2020
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      2. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Windows 10 or 7? Windows 10 pisses me off with that shit, randomly searching the web. NO BITCH, I WAS SEARCHING THE FILES AND SHIT ON MY PC. DON'T PUT IT ONLINE, FUCK YOU, AND QUIT FUCKING SPYING.
        Feb 27, 2020
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      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        my favorite is "no results found in quick-access folder", because my brain still cannot fathom that I have such a pointless folder on my computer to begin with, and it further cannot fathom why it should be the default location for win to search for files o_-
        Feb 28, 2020
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    16. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      "Oh, that's how it is!" -comic book store guy, when I slammed Akira vol 1-6 on the desk.
      1. alec
        alec
        Comic book store guy is having a warm meal today.
        Feb 23, 2020
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    17. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      I ate two eggs with expiration date today. They smelled a bit extra eggy, so to speak, but were otherwise okay.
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Throw it away dude, you ditch the shell, don't you? :v
        Feb 21, 2020
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      4. alec
        alec
        It doesn't matter what it is, it looks like cum and that's all that matters.
        Feb 21, 2020
    18. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Much as I've long since outgrown "Spawn", I really admire Greg Capullos work and style. He really outdid Todd McFarlane, with ease
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        The HBO show is the the way to go. Shame it only had two seasons.
        Feb 20, 2020
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Maybe that's a good thing. Spawn's perpetualness was one of my first lessons in "art for the sake of profit" as a teen, and the main reason I had to let the comic book go. I *loved* the count-down aspect, the build up to a confrontation, heaven vs hell, all that jazz. Then it came, went, and the comic just continued, and I felt very disillusioned.
        Feb 20, 2020
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    19. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      it'd be cool to be on tv as one of those freaks that obsessively only eat one kind of food ever. What'd be your food, while your wife cried?
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      3. alec
        alec
        I absolutely love instant noodles. If they're cup noodles, you can wait til they're lukewarm and then fuck the cup. You can still eat them afterwards.
        Feb 5, 2020
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      4. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Tomatoes or peppers. If it can be a combination of things it would just be varying types of hamburgers.
        Feb 5, 2020
      5. Hoplite
        Hoplite
        Carolina BBQ. God I'd let BBQ destroy my life
        Feb 5, 2020
    20. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      The joy of speaking a language with only 5 million speakers world wide, is that by 2020 - 20 years into the 2000s, we still don't have
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        spellchecks that accept plurals or other tenses to words, without red-lining, and insisting you "Write word only as present tense nothing else, and if must only write simple vacation letter"
        Feb 4, 2020
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