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Mussolini's lynching is like.. super satisfying though. I like that they strung his wife up with him.

Hitler's family changed their last names, and sought to distance themselves from him. Mussolini's grand daughter tho? Keeps the last name, goes into politics and spouses his same views. And also gets on twitter fights about how "Mussolini was good, actually".

If my last name was Hitlerini I'd own that'd shit.

Speaking as a neurotic myself hives suck.

Yeah, I got some of that, but in general, life is a lot more managable the past few years, which has also resulted in less stress symptoms. Maybe that's also why I sooo hate the symptoms of acute stress when they *do* re-occur, ugh...

Have some green tea. That works for me.

Fucking three times in 45 minutes, some asswipe tried to run me over IN a pedestrian crossing - one time WITH other pedestrians WITH me, like "i will murder CHILDREN to get you, BICYCLIST!"

At least your condom-suited yobbers ride at decent speeds. Here it's middle-aged men with overpriced bikes riding along like a tortoise blocking me on a shitty three-speed lump of steel as old and rusty as them.

Yeah, I kinda like those dudes with the 100% aerodynamic gear, with the shark-fin-shaped helmets. In the downhills, they just lean over their steering, and turn into speed blurs.

Like now, I'm trying to research door-lock nomenclature, basically. What are door lock components called? ALL I get, ALL I get, are offers to buy high security door locks, prices, prices, prices, buy, buy, buy, ORDER HERE, ORDER NOW, it's depressing...

If you google enough rope to hang yourself you used to get ads for rope and google would only post suicide prevention line if you did it twice. It's been fixed but that was always super funny to me.

While I usually see Venus take a travel across the eastern sky, low horizon to low sky, around dawn-hours, I tend to spot Mars earlier in the evening, around 6-8 maybe, I haven't made sure. I'm now curious how come I never spotted it before, or at least not with such clarity.

But what about Uranus?

It's to far away. You can't see it with the naked eye.

No you.

Be one with Yuri.

FEAR ME BUT FOLLOW!

sounds like u need some Jesus bruh

They tell me the same even tho I graduated from a Catholic school and went all the way to making the Confirmation because the school basically made it mandatory.

Those people are great. they laughs they provide can lift any day. Fedora tippers on the other hand are the absolute worst.

Speaking of, I actually find "you suck at cooking" on Youtube surprisingly helpful at times

"Cooking with dog" is always fun.

lol, the accent, I might give these a few further checks!

https://youtu.be/jw3Tnxssvcc

if all those people were less stupid, they'd take the time to truly appreciate this whole other world, visible to their naked, stupid eyes, instead of tarding about ufos

Not as exciting as aliens. I knew one fathead that was pointing at something all night thinking it was a UFO. I eventually stopped trying to tell him it was a satellite and went in the house.

I did get myself a sort of light-weight water-proof outdoors-attire though, all black, so I put that shit on, my helmet, aviators (for the wind, and bonus untrustworthyness) and my bicycle gloves if the rain and wind is extra brisk. All that together, I must admit myself, makes me look ridiculously awesome

The chance of being struck by lightning is 1 to 700 000.

If lightning equalled a billion stupid dollars, then congrats, you have a world view where you consider it a fucking privilige to exist in an environment where you slave your wage away, in the slim chance a lightning will strike you, blessing you with the ONE only possible blessing the desired society has to bestow upon you

Super duper, you live in a world where you MIGHT be the one man to invent something truly new, "from your garage", or more likely, inherited the means to conglomerate existing fortunes together. Which one is it? You inventing something brilliant yet?

You can however become a millionaire. Just win a game show. Duh.

Their first few albums are still good. Pretty emo but good.

Oh no, something is definitely wrong with my fridge. It's not really mine per se, I'm renting, and the fridge's part of the outfit. I'm considering complaining to the landlord, but it seems like it'd be a huge stupid hastle, so I'm putting it off for later :0

(god I'm sick of always renting... )

The advantage in renting is not paying the 200 dollars for the new fridge.

It wasted no time, rushed down, and started wrapping the little insect up - then relocated it to higher up in the net. I didn't know spiders would relocate their catches. It might actually be consuming it allready. Well, it's been days without any catches. Patient spider. Good spider.

Oh yeah, it's definitely eating the bug. Nom nom nom, well done spider - and right outside my window! A proper little gate-keeper. I'm pleased.

When it comes to time of day I am sure they bask at certain times so that would be when you would want to look. Otherwise they will be submerged or hiding in the weeds.

Ever seen beavers? Not doing a pun, btw :D Here in Trondheim, real wilderness is always like 10 minutes from the outskirts, and there's a beaver-dam near a stretch of road I bicycled 2-3 times a week as a kid+teen, going to and fro my dad's place

Morning, midday, evening, midnight, did not matter - I never saw them! To this day, I never saw them. People would tell me, "oh, they're right there, you can see them from the road."

I haven't given up. I *will* find them.

If you have a cold you have COVID. That is why America has top Cold War statistics right now.

UK is about to get a lot lot worse. Pubs reopen on July 4th and there will be a literal bull stampede of people going to have their summer pints.

Estimates are all over the fucking place. The only good takeaway is if that the US cases are 10x reported than this shit ain't world-ending; I guess. I still don't want to gamble with it and will continue with precautions cause fuck this thing.

Coincidentally, vikings thought Africans were blue-skinned, due to hazy recollections by rare-and-far-between eyewitnesses, and to this very day, the term "blåneger" denotes a *very* dark skinned person, like petrol dark.

Your food was filled with demons so the Rosemary got rid of them for you.

'twas delicious, reindeer strips with mushrooms, onion and sour cream, on top of a big puffy pillow of mashed potatoes