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I am going to find justifications to point and laugh at America so long as America exists. That's the trade-off.

American perspective incoming:
Anytime I meet a Norwegian I assume they live in Oslo.

HOW DA-A-ARE YOU! I did live in Oslo for a short while, chasing some skirt, who turned out wanted me as some sort of nerdy quirky pet, more than anything else.

I once saw a youtube video of a person who thought Parasite was about a boy overcoming the hardships his lazy family imposed on him and that the ending was happy because he stayed ambitious. Some people just don't do subtext and sometimes not even TEXT.

"Wait!! WHAT REST!?!?"

about 3 gills.

A panfull.

but what the fuck is with those that don't!?

What is a cup anyway? I have like 4 sizes of cups on my topshelf. I always default to the shortest one to be on the safe side, but I also have a measuring cup that I never get to use properly because most recipes don't even list correct measurements.

How are entire audiobooks just a low hum of "bbzlwlwbzblzblwwllzlzllw. zblwlwbwlbzblzb - " ENUNCIAAAATEEEE!!!

I got roped up in an audiobook project once. Some people just don't like the idea of multiple takes or having to do anything more than reading it for hours. I got so fed up insistign to them to read by paragraph at maximum and if they were reading something with complicated syntax to break it up even more so that they didn't end up noticeably out of breath or tounge tied that I just quit the project.

I remember being excited for GOT bein on it's last season because then I would binge it and have something to watch for the rest of the year. Then everybody basically stated that season was parody level bad and I just loled out of watching it lol

That statement "Themes are for 8th grade book reports" really told me everything I needed to know abot that show.

Who?

I don't think I've watched a single one. TV debates are painful enough. Debates are all performative - they might be useful in informing voters about current issues, but mostly they are pure spectacle - like when pitting a flat earther with an austronaut and like "ok, debate :0"

Now imagine them 1000 more cringy because it's between people whose job is screaming at a microphone about Marvel movies trying to discuss academic and political topics.

Feminist cringe comp? The fuck is this 2016?

Dunno about booster shots, sounds like a hastle. I got my first jab a month ago, getting my next soon. It went surprisingly smoothly, special bus to the site, chop chop, everyone given numbers, sit and wait less than 10 mins, someone w a metal stroller pokes your arm, and then you sit another 10-20 mins to make sure you don't faint or something

They had these old veterans functioning as moral support just wandering between all the jabbed, just being like public grannies and grandpas :D

Put on that seat belt.

Now - my instinct is then to TWEAK the wording of my search, but this is counter productive, because Google is now interpreting my repeated searches as - wow - this guy REALLY struggles with his confidence, and it only ramps up *what it allready* thinks I'm after, MORE concentrated self help, MORE Q/A stuff

ESPECIALLY with topics of psychology etc, where there will be a clear chance most people will be searching *similar topic* but totally different approach, usually personal, usually desperate, usually asking for help.
You see the same in games, like - say you want to search a particular game mechanic, to learn about it, and instead you find *related topic* but worded as "how do I find magic cave i cant find it :'("

<insert some Bing meme>

They feed in the air, okay - they drink in the air, they catch droplets. Right. They sleep in the air. Really, they do. They mate on the wing! Some swifts have been known to spend *an entire year* non stop flying - not landing once. The only thing they *must* do on land, is lay eggs and rear chicks. Otherwise, all they do is fly.

Maybe....Maybe. But Shrikes are the most metal of birds.

Oh yeah, definitely!

He shouldn't walk around like that in public though

That's what too many warheads candies do to a nigga.

Doesn't he always look terrifying?

Are those the ones where the girl gets stuck in something?

Garden bird boxes, with cameras inside and often another facing the box entrance. Hour-long footages of birds nesting, laying eggs, feeding chicks, etc. Some will split between "PG" and "kid friendly", since birds discarding dead chicks is pretty common. I'm hooked!

Edgy corner vs early internet nice guy

I work in a deli and I can safely tell you that American cheese sucks. Yet nearly every boomer wants White American Cheese. It's so bland! I prefer something with a little more flavor.

The only great American cheese is Muenster. But even that was an European imitation.

Come on, one of herb for Muenster cheese is native from America. Well south america, but to call it imitation is just stretch.

7 minutes late, like it's nothing, then the next one slammed its door shut on some lady, and dragged her for a full meter, before she was able to wrestle loose. The separating wall, isolating the drivers, have unhinged them completely. The only trustworthy ones are the sub sah africans, they're desperate to impress.

See, that's a sign that you're too dependent on technology.
Get a map, zoomer.

I'd love a map

"Free thinker" and "Classic Liberal" are other tell tale ones.

Centralist, Free-thinking, Truthseeker, with a wicked sense of humor.

Why are you picking on Movie Bob? That man is the most rational thinking person ever. *snicker*

Dude you need this *Hands you a Snickers*

So... what you be sayin' is... Birbs be havin' feelins and shit?

At the very least 2 feelings

On a serious note, my favorite "feeling" in nature is annoyance. In my life I have deliberately annoyed all of my pets, birds, cats, dogs - and they all respond predictably :V