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Still giggle that Americans consider themselves the only people incapable of removing the big plastic egg from the chocolate component Sep 20, 2021 at 10:40 PM

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    1. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Still giggle that Americans consider themselves the only people incapable of removing the big plastic egg from the chocolate component
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I am going to find justifications to point and laugh at America so long as America exists. That's the trade-off.
        Sep 21, 2021 at 1:11 AM
      3. Morgan_
        Morgan_
        American perspective incoming:
        Anytime I meet a Norwegian I assume they live in Oslo.
        Sep 21, 2021 at 8:47 AM
      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        HOW DA-A-ARE YOU! I did live in Oslo for a short while, chasing some skirt, who turned out wanted me as some sort of nerdy quirky pet, more than anything else.
        Sep 21, 2021 at 10:12 AM
    2. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      How are so many "reactors" seeing Pans Labyrinth as a litteral fantasy *with* a happy ending??
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I once saw a youtube video of a person who thought Parasite was about a boy overcoming the hardships his lazy family imposed on him and that the ending was happy because he stayed ambitious. Some people just don't do subtext and sometimes not even TEXT.
        Sep 15, 2021 at 9:13 PM
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    3. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Few things beat making a huge-ass lasagna, and then heating up blocks of it for dinner for the next 3-4 days
    4. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Best cooking recipe pet peeve though: 1. Now, pour in the milk, and boil! 2. In another pot, pour in the rest of the milk.
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        "Wait!! WHAT REST!?!?"
        Sep 1, 2021
      2. TheGM
        TheGM
        about 3 gills.
        Sep 1, 2021
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        A panfull.
        Sep 1, 2021
    5. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Holy fuck would it kill people to actually suggest real earthly measurements in cooking recipes? Most recipes have them, thankfully
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        but what the fuck is with those that don't!?
        Sep 1, 2021
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        What is a cup anyway? I have like 4 sizes of cups on my topshelf. I always default to the shortest one to be on the safe side, but I also have a measuring cup that I never get to use properly because most recipes don't even list correct measurements.
        Sep 1, 2021
    6. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Seriously, no shade to people who spend hours recording an audio-book - but for the love of god ENUNCIATE!!!
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        How are entire audiobooks just a low hum of "bbzlwlwbzblzblwwllzlzllw. zblwlwbwlbzblzb - " ENUNCIAAAATEEEE!!!
        Sep 1, 2021
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I got roped up in an audiobook project once. Some people just don't like the idea of multiple takes or having to do anything more than reading it for hours. I got so fed up insistign to them to read by paragraph at maximum and if they were reading something with complicated syntax to break it up even more so that they didn't end up noticeably out of breath or tounge tied that I just quit the project.
        Sep 1, 2021
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    7. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Every now and then I think of Ed Sheeran just showing up in Game of Thrones. Remember that?
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I remember being excited for GOT bein on it's last season because then I would binge it and have something to watch for the rest of the year. Then everybody basically stated that season was parody level bad and I just loled out of watching it lol
        Sep 1, 2021
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        That statement "Themes are for 8th grade book reports" really told me everything I needed to know abot that show.
        Sep 1, 2021
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      4. TheGM
        TheGM
        Who?
        Sep 1, 2021
    8. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Youtube every 6 months - "what about now? you want a feminist-cringe-compilation NOW?"
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I don't think I've watched a single one. TV debates are painful enough. Debates are all performative - they might be useful in informing voters about current issues, but mostly they are pure spectacle - like when pitting a flat earther with an austronaut and like "ok, debate :0"
        Aug 31, 2021
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Now imagine them 1000 more cringy because it's between people whose job is screaming at a microphone about Marvel movies trying to discuss academic and political topics.
        Aug 31, 2021
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      4. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Feminist cringe comp? The fuck is this 2016?
        Sep 1, 2021
    9. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      In order to limit the daily abhorrentness of my interpersonal communications, I refrain from commenting on ANY anti-masker covid deaths, and
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Dunno about booster shots, sounds like a hastle. I got my first jab a month ago, getting my next soon. It went surprisingly smoothly, special bus to the site, chop chop, everyone given numbers, sit and wait less than 10 mins, someone w a metal stroller pokes your arm, and then you sit another 10-20 mins to make sure you don't faint or something
        Aug 31, 2021
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        They had these old veterans functioning as moral support just wandering between all the jabbed, just being like public grannies and grandpas :D
        Aug 31, 2021
      4. TheGM
        TheGM
        Put on that seat belt.
        Aug 31, 2021
    10. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Hearts of Iron games are always like, "I wonder which nation will just NOT go to war this time. Last time was Germany."
    11. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Analysis - more reasons I hate Google: Any googlable social issue or conundrum will always be *the most commonly searched* type of problem
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Now - my instinct is then to TWEAK the wording of my search, but this is counter productive, because Google is now interpreting my repeated searches as - wow - this guy REALLY struggles with his confidence, and it only ramps up *what it allready* thinks I'm after, MORE concentrated self help, MORE Q/A stuff
        Aug 23, 2021
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        ESPECIALLY with topics of psychology etc, where there will be a clear chance most people will be searching *similar topic* but totally different approach, usually personal, usually desperate, usually asking for help.
        You see the same in games, like - say you want to search a particular game mechanic, to learn about it, and instead you find *related topic* but worded as "how do I find magic cave i cant find it :'("
        Aug 23, 2021
      4. eissa
        eissa
        <insert some Bing meme>
        Aug 23, 2021
    12. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      If you ever wondered - swifts are the best birds. Period. No bird can be better, here's why:
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        They feed in the air, okay - they drink in the air, they catch droplets. Right. They sleep in the air. Really, they do. They mate on the wing! Some swifts have been known to spend *an entire year* non stop flying - not landing once. The only thing they *must* do on land, is lay eggs and rear chicks. Otherwise, all they do is fly.
        Aug 18, 2021
      2. TheGM
        TheGM
        Maybe....Maybe. But Shrikes are the most metal of birds.
        Aug 18, 2021
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Oh yeah, definitely!
        Aug 18, 2021
    13. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Haven't clicked yet, but Elijah Wood looks fuckin terrifying in the latest "First we feast" thumbnail
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        He shouldn't walk around like that in public though
        Aug 12, 2021
      3. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        That's what too many warheads candies do to a nigga.
        Aug 12, 2021
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      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Doesn't he always look terrifying?
        Aug 15, 2021
    14. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      I'm addicted to bird box videos
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Are those the ones where the girl gets stuck in something?
        Aug 11, 2021
      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Garden bird boxes, with cameras inside and often another facing the box entrance. Hour-long footages of birds nesting, laying eggs, feeding chicks, etc. Some will split between "PG" and "kid friendly", since birds discarding dead chicks is pretty common. I'm hooked!
        Aug 11, 2021
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      3. eissa
        eissa
        Edgy corner vs early internet nice guy
        Aug 12, 2021
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    15. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      I'm getting dogpiled by Americans for laughing at their lack of proper cheese.
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      2. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        I work in a deli and I can safely tell you that American cheese sucks. Yet nearly every boomer wants White American Cheese. It's so bland! I prefer something with a little more flavor.
        Aug 10, 2021
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      3. HurdyGurdyGonzo
        HurdyGurdyGonzo
        The only great American cheese is Muenster. But even that was an European imitation.
        Aug 11, 2021
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      4. eissa
        eissa
        Come on, one of herb for Muenster cheese is native from America. Well south america, but to call it imitation is just stretch.
        Aug 12, 2021
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    17. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Where are you travelling from? Error, no such location. <---bus ticket app in a nut-shell. JUST GIVE ME THE LIST OF BUS LINES!!!!!!
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      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        7 minutes late, like it's nothing, then the next one slammed its door shut on some lady, and dragged her for a full meter, before she was able to wrestle loose. The separating wall, isolating the drivers, have unhinged them completely. The only trustworthy ones are the sub sah africans, they're desperate to impress.
        Aug 6, 2021
      4. Ayelander
        Ayelander
        See, that's a sign that you're too dependent on technology.
        Get a map, zoomer.
        Aug 6, 2021
      5. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I'd love a map
        Aug 6, 2021
    18. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Fuck yeah! The norwegian word for "body language" has SIX consonants in a row! Kroppsspråk! <---My spell check accepts!
    19. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Anyone putting "rational thinker" or any such in their bio, is bound to be a grade a fucking moron.
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      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        "Free thinker" and "Classic Liberal" are other tell tale ones.
        Aug 5, 2021
      4. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Centralist, Free-thinking, Truthseeker, with a wicked sense of humor.
        Aug 5, 2021
      5. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        Why are you picking on Movie Bob? That man is the most rational thinking person ever. *snicker*
        Aug 5, 2021
    20. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Someone in some comment about birds discarding dead chicks from nests: "Birds don't feel sadness. They know its survival of the fittest."
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      3. TheGM
        TheGM
        Dude you need this *Hands you a Snickers*
        Aug 5, 2021
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      4. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        So... what you be sayin' is... Birbs be havin' feelins and shit?
        Aug 5, 2021
      5. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        At the very least 2 feelings

        On a serious note, my favorite "feeling" in nature is annoyance. In my life I have deliberately annoyed all of my pets, birds, cats, dogs - and they all respond predictably :V
        Aug 5, 2021
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