This headline was completely on the nose

PaxVenire

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James truly is the lead role in the game, not the player character. The entire main quest revolves around him and his work and legacy. You’re just chasing him until you graduate to errand boy doing all the hard work for him so the true main character can complete his goal and save the wasteland—not you. When the Enclave come down and trap James in the room, you’re not the one who faces off with the game’s main enemy force, you’re simply forced watch James and his noble sacrifice. Even when he's dead and gone, you’re not the lead character. Just the errand boy for the BOS Power Ranger chapter. When Liberty Prime is deployed and the final mission is about to start you’re not even part of the speech Sarah Lyons makes, if I remember correctly she’s not even facing you. You’re forced to sit there and just watch as she makes this grand speech to her squad, on the sidelines like the water boy before the Super Bowl.

Funny to think how accurate this headline was, even though it wasn't intended.
 
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Bethesda can't even do "power fantasy" correctly and that's clearly what they are going for. In Skyrim you are hailed as the Dragonborn, the second coming of Jesus Christ, but yet in the majority of the quests you are just a little bitch who does errands.

If only their games had extensive choice and consequences, so that i could at least say fuck you to this crap.
 
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You’re forced to sit there and just watch as she makes this grand speech to her squad, on the sidelines like the water boy before the Super Bowl.

To be honest I think this type of role for the player (You, me, Tom, Dick or Harry) is just par for the course.

That is the fatal number 1 contradiction in all RPG's that make you feel like ' The Gopher ' whether you are king, emperor, the chosen, It's always the same !

If only their games had extensive choice and consequences, so that i could at least say fuck you to this crap.

Yeah I totally agree. Even the newer ' Fallouts' as in conversions can make this basic error. You are sent from a vault wearing basic gear when the vault's patrols wear combat armour !

Taking Bethesda out of the equation, all RPG's ( to my knowledge ) treat you like a hand rag.

There is no choice whatsoever like licensing agreements " Do you consent to us sharing all you data with the FBI, CIA and MI6 ?
Erm , No, and click no, then you have aborted install.

If you play a game where you refuse too many snide tasks, you earn very little XP and progress may become impossible.

If asked to do dodgy stuff then reply " Yessum Bwana " Then murder, extort, pickpocket, rape and pillage you get better thought of then rise to sit at the side of Alibaba in Valhalla. ( metaphorically speaking lol )
 
There is no choice whatsoever like licensing agreements " Do you consent to us sharing all you data with the FBI, CIA and MI6 ?
Erm , No, and click no, then you have aborted install.

Make sure you click on the button that gives you a diceroll to get more money first
 
to get more money first

MONEY !, money, what kind of communist are you comrade Zvezda ? A bread head ? Twisted by capitalist pig-doggery who thinks only of money.

You can fuck right off now comrade ;p. I will no longer buy your model kits or watch your TV station.
 
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